nongebrokts
@nongebrokts.bsky.social
Brooklyn based Jewish celiac, geriatric millennial, hobby forager she/her
They should invent a setting on social media for crashing out over your pet’s death. RIP to my Ashkenazi Jewish cat.
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They should invent a setting on social media for crashing out over your pet’s death. RIP to my Ashkenazi Jewish cat.
Haooy Chanyooka Day 7
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Haooy Chanyooka Day 7
It’s nice of Dunkin’ to have a sufganyot theme for this Chanukah season #JewsInChristianfields
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It’s nice of Dunkin’ to have a sufganyot theme for this Chanukah season #JewsInChristianfields
Layering to go anywhere in your overheated NYC apartment in the winter
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Layering to go anywhere in your overheated NYC apartment in the winter
It’s literally me, recalling the small, chill Santacon I encountered during the millennial optimism era when almost no one had heard of them
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s literally me, recalling the small, chill Santacon I encountered during the millennial optimism era when almost no one had heard of them
Unsettling HAL 9000-y icon
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Unsettling HAL 9000-y icon
I can’t even tell if the potato menorah suggestion is Ashkenazi shitposting or not, A+ 10/10
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I can’t even tell if the potato menorah suggestion is Ashkenazi shitposting or not, A+ 10/10
The perfect metaphor for the flawed OMNY rollout doesn’t exi—-
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The perfect metaphor for the flawed OMNY rollout doesn’t exi—-
The youth are at it again
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The youth are at it again
“Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer”
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
“Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer”
Calm down, patient portal
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Calm down, patient portal
Wow only on Day 2 of Zohran’s New York
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Wow only on Day 2 of Zohran’s New York
Voter suppression (my Brooklyn poll site did not have the Halloween stickers)
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Voter suppression (my Brooklyn poll site did not have the Halloween stickers)
As an Ashki who loves a good lokshin mit kaese and knows my love of cottage cheese is controversial among other folks, I am almost impressed that they made a cottage cheese that tastes like how haters describe it
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
As an Ashki who loves a good lokshin mit kaese and knows my love of cottage cheese is controversial among other folks, I am almost impressed that they made a cottage cheese that tastes like how haters describe it
They really DO promise eternal life
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
They really DO promise eternal life
(you can always recognize a place in which no one is feeling much or any grief for a lost loved one & death, dying, & everyone you love decomposing to bones is just a joke.)
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
(you can always recognize a place in which no one is feeling much or any grief for a lost loved one & death, dying, & everyone you love decomposing to bones is just a joke.)
Wow, they do move fast, we only had our transit funding impounded THIS MONTH
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Wow, they do move fast, we only had our transit funding impounded THIS MONTH
They’re the same picture
October 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They’re the same picture
Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane Imao
October 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane Imao
Happy birthday DPO
October 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy birthday DPO
It had been in the 80s and so humid this first Brooklyn October weekend
October 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It had been in the 80s and so humid this first Brooklyn October weekend