[me, watching snowboarder do a 1440 degree spin in the olympics]: ah they landed a little bad, they suck ass
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 AM
[me, watching snowboarder do a 1440 degree spin in the olympics]: ah they landed a little bad, they suck ass
hey this guy stole me and skips last couples therapy transcript
There’s a child rapist In the White House and that child rapist Is also robbing America blind while you sit back and jack off to his bloated pore galore orange bloated face and eyes that look like two piss holes In the snow. Or maybe you prefer em on the younger side as well?
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
hey this guy stole me and skips last couples therapy transcript
i am an olympics fan inwatch the olympics live on nnbc at 4 in the morning i watch it all day long then a man steps into a fancy conference room and tells me all the olymlocs i missed during the day and shows me replays all night i fall asleep to the olympics i wake up the olympics cover my eyes
February 10, 2026 at 11:13 AM
i am an olympics fan inwatch the olympics live on nnbc at 4 in the morning i watch it all day long then a man steps into a fancy conference room and tells me all the olymlocs i missed during the day and shows me replays all night i fall asleep to the olympics i wake up the olympics cover my eyes
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Of all the easy things you can do to help the environment, conserve water for communities not corporations, not perpetuate scams, support the labor and rights of creators... *not* using generative AI is the fucking easiest. You absolutely deserve to be shamed for using it for image and text creation
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Of all the easy things you can do to help the environment, conserve water for communities not corporations, not perpetuate scams, support the labor and rights of creators... *not* using generative AI is the fucking easiest. You absolutely deserve to be shamed for using it for image and text creation
working on a new blackout pdf, had to scrap this because harvard business school doesn't want their secrets leaked:
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
working on a new blackout pdf, had to scrap this because harvard business school doesn't want their secrets leaked:
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I wont read substack, I won't repost substack, and if you share a substack with me you are getting unfriended. The greatest enemy of the human race it seems is laziness, if its easier we will do it, even if it fuels hate. Well fuck that.
Lots of people I know use substack and it’s depressing because the only thing we can do to fight the evil billionaires is to not use their products and yet we seem incapable of inconveniencing ourselves even slightly to fight evil.
When I say I won’t read your Substack this is what I mean:
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
I wont read substack, I won't repost substack, and if you share a substack with me you are getting unfriended. The greatest enemy of the human race it seems is laziness, if its easier we will do it, even if it fuels hate. Well fuck that.
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do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't hav
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't have just because its band camp friday
do not spend $200 you don't hav
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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if you keep drinking coffee
nothing can hurt you
nothing can hurt you
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 PM
if you keep drinking coffee
nothing can hurt you
nothing can hurt you
February 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
have you tried Taking a Shit™
February 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
have you tried Taking a Shit™
looking for the best lil bit of pie the perfect lil slice of pie somewhere its deep inside the entire thing a perfect triangular slice a slice so good it will change my perspective in life and give me unshakeable happiness forever and leave me feeling full always and spark an unending sense of wonde
February 4, 2026 at 11:03 AM
looking for the best lil bit of pie the perfect lil slice of pie somewhere its deep inside the entire thing a perfect triangular slice a slice so good it will change my perspective in life and give me unshakeable happiness forever and leave me feeling full always and spark an unending sense of wonde
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what if his name was Emest Herningway and he was just bad at kerning
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
what if his name was Emest Herningway and he was just bad at kerning
i contacted Tecmo to ask about their now 40-year-old mail-in prize offer and they said, basically, "lol we don't even know what the prize was"
if i was a youtuber this would be the part where all is lost, until i find an old forum post from someone who claims they won the prize...
anyway, coffee.
if i was a youtuber this would be the part where all is lost, until i find an old forum post from someone who claims they won the prize...
anyway, coffee.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 AM
i contacted Tecmo to ask about their now 40-year-old mail-in prize offer and they said, basically, "lol we don't even know what the prize was"
if i was a youtuber this would be the part where all is lost, until i find an old forum post from someone who claims they won the prize...
anyway, coffee.
if i was a youtuber this would be the part where all is lost, until i find an old forum post from someone who claims they won the prize...
anyway, coffee.
do not go vegan, you will have to eat shit like this
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
do not go vegan, you will have to eat shit like this
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if this coffee cant wkae me up fix all my problems save me twenty grand get my kid into the fancy preschool and make me last 21% longer at sexfucks, then why am i even drinking it?
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
if this coffee cant wkae me up fix all my problems save me twenty grand get my kid into the fancy preschool and make me last 21% longer at sexfucks, then why am i even drinking it?
good morning shitfuck coffee boos and fuckshit java ghouls
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
good morning shitfuck coffee boos and fuckshit java ghouls
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January 30, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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