@dystalgia.bsky.social awwwww yissssss
January 21, 2026 at 12:39 PM
@dystalgia.bsky.social awwwww yissssss
@megapolisomancy.bsky.social yo zach attack you ever read strange attractor journal? was wondering if the new issue is worth checkin out.
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 AM
@megapolisomancy.bsky.social yo zach attack you ever read strange attractor journal? was wondering if the new issue is worth checkin out.
we wake up we roll around we check our phone we get up we go to the kitchen we heat up water we grind beans we brew coffee we sit we drink we go ahhhhhh we drink we drink we drink we drinln wer dronknwrirnk we dirnlnwrn we drink weri dornnk qe drink we drijkn wr drink we get dressed we go to work
January 21, 2026 at 10:26 AM
we wake up we roll around we check our phone we get up we go to the kitchen we heat up water we grind beans we brew coffee we sit we drink we go ahhhhhh we drink we drink we drink we drinln wer dronknwrirnk we dirnlnwrn we drink weri dornnk qe drink we drijkn wr drink we get dressed we go to work
waddling home full of coffee and bread
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
waddling home full of coffee and bread
cmon folks emma needs hogs to draw
How come no one is interacting with this.
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 PM
cmon folks emma needs hogs to draw
Reposted by mikev
A creature a day keeps the doomscroll away
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
A creature a day keeps the doomscroll away
𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵
Natural materials
Bird
2026
Natural materials
Bird
2026
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵
Natural materials
Bird
2026
Natural materials
Bird
2026
butt tub is a palindrome, just in case you needed that for today
January 19, 2026 at 11:57 AM
butt tub is a palindrome, just in case you needed that for today
Reposted by mikev
I will not vote for Gavin Newsom
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I will not vote for Gavin Newsom
Reposted by mikev
[takes out notebook]
[writes down "egg shaped stereo"]
[finds notebook 8 years later and has existential crisis about how only one page has anything on it and it's fucking egg shaped stereo]
that's mindfulness, baby
[writes down "egg shaped stereo"]
[finds notebook 8 years later and has existential crisis about how only one page has anything on it and it's fucking egg shaped stereo]
that's mindfulness, baby
May 12, 2024 at 3:16 AM
[takes out notebook]
[writes down "egg shaped stereo"]
[finds notebook 8 years later and has existential crisis about how only one page has anything on it and it's fucking egg shaped stereo]
that's mindfulness, baby
[writes down "egg shaped stereo"]
[finds notebook 8 years later and has existential crisis about how only one page has anything on it and it's fucking egg shaped stereo]
that's mindfulness, baby
Reposted by mikev
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 AM
vegan mini cupcakes and coffee
January 17, 2026 at 11:22 AM
vegan mini cupcakes and coffee
Reposted by mikev
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
if you go to the grocery store and open a bag of oreos and eat them as you shop you dont have to pay for them
also if you do self checkout you dont have to pay for anything
plz subscribe for more life hacks related to theft
also if you do self checkout you dont have to pay for anything
plz subscribe for more life hacks related to theft
January 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
if you go to the grocery store and open a bag of oreos and eat them as you shop you dont have to pay for them
also if you do self checkout you dont have to pay for anything
plz subscribe for more life hacks related to theft
also if you do self checkout you dont have to pay for anything
plz subscribe for more life hacks related to theft
when its raining out i dont intentionally swerve into puddles to soak pedestrians, i intentionally swerve into the pedestrians so they die and go to heaven and they are now inside the storm clouds and its so loud with all the thunder that they go deaf but then st peter gives them a cochlear implant
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
when its raining out i dont intentionally swerve into puddles to soak pedestrians, i intentionally swerve into the pedestrians so they die and go to heaven and they are now inside the storm clouds and its so loud with all the thunder that they go deaf but then st peter gives them a cochlear implant
making a thread of my winter glove collection:
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
making a thread of my winter glove collection:
shave it
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
all i want is every copy of the special blu ray of interstellar where they give you one frame of the 70mm film print so i can take all the frames and turn my gooner pit into an interstellar gooner pit and really im just here to remind you timothy chalamet is in interstellar thanks tim send venmo now
January 15, 2026 at 11:23 AM
all i want is every copy of the special blu ray of interstellar where they give you one frame of the 70mm film print so i can take all the frames and turn my gooner pit into an interstellar gooner pit and really im just here to remind you timothy chalamet is in interstellar thanks tim send venmo now
playing tf2 (cry for help)
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
playing tf2 (cry for help)
there's a lot of things to say in a shit world that's absolutely drowning in shit and all the shit keeps hsitting out of their fucking shit fucks but shit ufck hsit fuck fhsit fuck shit fuck thsi cuklt suck thifs ck fuck sthist fuck thsi tufkc tsh
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
there's a lot of things to say in a shit world that's absolutely drowning in shit and all the shit keeps hsitting out of their fucking shit fucks but shit ufck hsit fuck fhsit fuck shit fuck thsi cuklt suck thifs ck fuck sthist fuck thsi tufkc tsh
👎 drive like your kids live here
👍 drive like your baby is stuck on the hood of your car and there's a revolver hooked up to your speedometer that will shoot if you go 5% slower than the speed limit
👍 drive like your baby is stuck on the hood of your car and there's a revolver hooked up to your speedometer that will shoot if you go 5% slower than the speed limit
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
👎 drive like your kids live here
👍 drive like your baby is stuck on the hood of your car and there's a revolver hooked up to your speedometer that will shoot if you go 5% slower than the speed limit
👍 drive like your baby is stuck on the hood of your car and there's a revolver hooked up to your speedometer that will shoot if you go 5% slower than the speed limit
using ai to put together a deck for work and the output is 34 slides of puppies but they get more and more sinister with each slide until eventually it's just an all-encompassing darkness that fills the room and makes you think of death and everyone in the meeting starts crying
my boss promoted me
my boss promoted me
January 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
using ai to put together a deck for work and the output is 34 slides of puppies but they get more and more sinister with each slide until eventually it's just an all-encompassing darkness that fills the room and makes you think of death and everyone in the meeting starts crying
my boss promoted me
my boss promoted me
new episode of the pitt where all the patients keep pissing their pants and noah wyle keeps saying "well, looks like someone pissed themselves" and for some reason there's fifteen different scenes where they cut open peoples stomachs anyway good morning coffee
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 AM
new episode of the pitt where all the patients keep pissing their pants and noah wyle keeps saying "well, looks like someone pissed themselves" and for some reason there's fifteen different scenes where they cut open peoples stomachs anyway good morning coffee
Reposted by mikev
The hardest part about reading short fiction is the part where you have to stop every couple of paragraphs and stare into space and think “holy shit, I love short fiction.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The hardest part about reading short fiction is the part where you have to stop every couple of paragraphs and stare into space and think “holy shit, I love short fiction.”