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nickzoic.bsky.social
nick
@nickzoic.bsky.social
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Notorious Tinkerer, Nanoinfluencer & Flâneur. https://nick.zoic.org/ Trying to get to the future before I'm too old to enjoy it. ex-𝕏 nickzoic More often found on fediverse: @[email protected] but trying this out too. (pronouns: he/him)
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 1d
No, no, all I'm saying is that if Tom had eaten beans there would have been a song about it.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 1d
At this point I'm just assuming each of his companies has a pharmaceuticals purchasing division, each of which is tasked with obtaining commercial quantities of horse medicine and none of which are aware of the existence of the others.
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nickzoic.bsky.social
nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 1d
Imagine you made it to heaven but only just, and now you're shovelling horse shit for eternity.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 1d
Probably had one too many rums and blocked yourself
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 1d
good night!
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 2d
Oh, is that not a reality TV show?
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 2d
I'll fix it in post.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 2d
It'd be a shame if someone ran into this while they were out riding their angle grinder :-)
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 2d
Or write a fucking blog post. Maybe with a couple of photos. And whether it's video, audio or text, edit edit edit it for fuck's sake.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 2d
I think the conspiracy stuff worked a lot better when it was drip fed one episode a week. And also it was a very different milieu. No-one would believe today's headlines if you sent them back to the 90s. That would have been a good episode, actually.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 2d
I'm 53 but I took a year off.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 2d
Me: ha ha in your dreams
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 4d
Funny to think the writers might be short of ideas for how to get from A to B. As opposed to having 183 immediately obvious ways to get from A to B and having to pick out the one which is about the right length and mood, and establishes something about C and indulges a little private whimsy about D.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 5d
I would quite like to have chooks for this reason.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 5d
"You look like a man who knows where to find colour-safe laundry detergent"
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 5d
"Last week I had two kidneys and no interesting stories ..."
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 5d
If you can't handle my chaotic pigmentation you don't deserve my peripheral pseudopodia.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 5d
dunno, it was in the IV bag already when my shift started.
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ChrisP @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social · 6d
In an old ad for board game Scattergories in Spain a player was shown flouncing out while anothet said “OK, we’ll accept ‘octopus’ as a pet”.
“Aceptamos pulpo” has now entered the language in the meaning of “that’s a bit of a stretch but let’s go with it just for the sake of argument”.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 6d
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
— special guest Jack Posobiec

Founder's still got game though.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 6d
That is so dumb it is quite possibly true.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 6d
Dan Andrews On Phone In China Meme, which says "MAKE THEM TAKE TWO TRAINS TO WORK" and very larrge "EVERY DAY" Also Dan is wearing sunglasses now for no particular reason.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 7d
... he says, brushing crumbs from his shirt.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 7d
Congratulations, you are accidentally a computer programmer.
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 7d
Yes, the classic answer of "have your ancestors steal it and you inherit it."