nick
@nickzoic.bsky.social
Notorious Tinkerer, Nanoinfluencer & Flâneur.
https://nick.zoic.org/
Trying to get to the future before I'm too old to enjoy it.
ex-𝕏 nickzoic
More often found on fediverse: @[email protected] but trying this out too.
(pronouns: he/him)
https://nick.zoic.org/
Trying to get to the future before I'm too old to enjoy it.
ex-𝕏 nickzoic
More often found on fediverse: @[email protected] but trying this out too.
(pronouns: he/him)
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Why not come and visit Victoria, Australia where we have not just one Mount Buggery but two?
April 24, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Why not come and visit Victoria, Australia where we have not just one Mount Buggery but two?
It's delivered in a Fiat, but it contains Cryptosporidium.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It's delivered in a Fiat, but it contains Cryptosporidium.
The saddest thing he's done *SO FAR*.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The saddest thing he's done *SO FAR*.
I may be squatting in a carpark eating filth but in my dreams Elon Musk is also squatting in a carpark eating filth.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I may be squatting in a carpark eating filth but in my dreams Elon Musk is also squatting in a carpark eating filth.
Oh yeah, this, this indeed.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Oh yeah, this, this indeed.
Clearly, it is time for a further experiment involving The Penguin.
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Clearly, it is time for a further experiment involving The Penguin.
I see we are on table 17 up the back of the wedding.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I see we are on table 17 up the back of the wedding.
Sadly, we know. We also know what they had for breakfast and what they're wearing tomorrow and who's up who and who's paying.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sadly, we know. We also know what they had for breakfast and what they're wearing tomorrow and who's up who and who's paying.
Tunnel in there like a brain worm turducken.
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Tunnel in there like a brain worm turducken.
Retrievers for a start. I wonder why?
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Retrievers for a start. I wonder why?
This is great but only if it includes a lesson in probability distributions and the null hypothesis.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This is great but only if it includes a lesson in probability distributions and the null hypothesis.
*looking around the birthing suite*
Are there any *women* here?
Are there any *women* here?
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
*looking around the birthing suite*
Are there any *women* here?
Are there any *women* here?
If you're in a hurry you could probably just drink the contents of the "micronutrient" IV bag.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If you're in a hurry you could probably just drink the contents of the "micronutrient" IV bag.
1:1 scale maps are especially difficult to shelve.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
1:1 scale maps are especially difficult to shelve.
Not all maps are wrong but all maps which are not wrong are difficult to shelve.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Not all maps are wrong but all maps which are not wrong are difficult to shelve.
My theory is that by using em dashes — which are allegedly a sign of AI writing — I make it less likely that AIs will delve into my horde of wisdom.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My theory is that by using em dashes — which are allegedly a sign of AI writing — I make it less likely that AIs will delve into my horde of wisdom.
They're not young but they're not dead either.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They're not young but they're not dead either.
If you already know you're going to win why would you risk *doing anything*?
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you already know you're going to win why would you risk *doing anything*?
We had a +7dB external antenna mounted on the top of the roof and cabled to a 4G router for a while: decidedly better than ADSL or 4G without the antenna, now superseded by cable(ish).
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
We had a +7dB external antenna mounted on the top of the roof and cabled to a 4G router for a while: decidedly better than ADSL or 4G without the antenna, now superseded by cable(ish).
You'll get an email this morning telling you it's cancelled, and explaining that they knew last night but didn't want to contact you out of hours due to their work/life balance policy.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You'll get an email this morning telling you it's cancelled, and explaining that they knew last night but didn't want to contact you out of hours due to their work/life balance policy.
He was a blatant and soul sucking famewhore, she was also a blatant and soul sucking famewhore, can I make it any more obvious?
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
He was a blatant and soul sucking famewhore, she was also a blatant and soul sucking famewhore, can I make it any more obvious?