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neurosnowflake.bsky.social
@neurosnowflake.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Neurodivergent parent of neurodivergent kids, hoping to spread humor, love, and tips.

Trying to build a disability-friendly, sustainable art business. Http://pushroom.art 🍄‍🟫
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In honor of his 100th birthday today, here's an unsolicited Dick Pic!
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
She looks like an NPC in standby mode
Melania is absolutely stone faced as Trump talks about how sad Steve Scalise's wife when he was shot but he "knows many wives who would not even be crying"
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
As a project manager saying that making the change was wasteful so we need to waste time changing it back is completely mind boggling
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
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December 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I remember when my retired nurse mother in law prioritized getting an updated tdap before my son was born. She recommended we make everyone else do it too.
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:

“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”

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December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Of course I buy windmill cookies in the beginning of the week I end up with an abscesses molar that needed removing. Fortunately, they’ll be waiting for me
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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It's fun when Ohio State loses. Really brings the whole national community of college football fans together.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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At the recent ACIP meeting, members spread lies about vaccines and autistic people. Vaccines are important. They protect us from diseases, and they let autistic kids grow to become autistic adults. We do not need to be prevented; we need support and respect. autisticadvocacy.org/2025/12/asan...
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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🧵1/ I’m releasing my documentary “A Visit to a Homeless Shelter for Transgender Ugandans” in 5 parts.

In Part 1, we begin in Kampala’s “7 hills” to show how far from industry trans ugandans are living—as they try to avoid eviction.

(To support them: gofundme.com/minorityshelters)
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I really thought they’ve already done ALL the jokes on SpongeBob but now they have him shitting bricks….and I’m not mad about it
a cartoon character named spongebob has blue eyes
Alt: a cartoon character named spongebob has blue eyes and is shitting a brick
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So glad Michigan passed the no-reason absentee ballot initiative in 2016!
Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reading that they’re concerned with anti-trust issues while also citing The Post made me lol
MAGA is back pretending they care about corporate power and "antitrust reform" (with the press' help) this time as a ruse to help Larry Ellison top Netflix in the acquisition bid for Warner Brothers, CNN, and HBO:
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Breaking news: guy who perpetually looks like he’s in over his head, is in fact, in over his head.
A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My kid just told me about the tradition of CaWHAMity a few hours ago. Seems like the right way to go

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December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Last year we started a new tradition. Kids get $30 per family member and I take them to the local bookstore to do their holiday gift shopping. They have so much more than just books! Games, art supplies, stuffies… and we all feel good knowing we supported local
We know that, for a ton of reasons, a lot of folks don't have as much to spend as they'd like this holiday season. Sooooooo, here's a thread of things you can do that will support your local indie bookstore or other business WITHOUT spending any more than you intended...
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Solved the mystery of the empty neighbors house! Over the last 5 weeks:

- for sale sign went away
- owner took away a mattress (I still can’t explain this one)
- owner and his family used the house to hand out Halloween candy (has happened every year)

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November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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KNOW YOUR FRIDAYS:

Good Friday: the Messiah is dead

Black Friday: capitalism is alive

TGI Fridays: high chance of bowling or cinema nearby

Man Friday: there’s only two of us on this island and you’re a racist
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Watching the inaugural viewing of Love Actually for the season.

Why does Colin newly gross me out every time? His storyline is so unsatisfying

#TeamJackandJudy
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
After 15 years of cooking Thanksgiving, I’ve really taken a “eh, it’ll be fine” stance to the whole meal.

I should check that my turkey is actually thawed. 🤷‍♀️ I’m sure it’ll be fine.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is really good advice. Carving a turkey is about the same as a rotisserie chicken! Once you get it down, it’s smooth carving
Oh, right! Seasonal reminder that if you're carving a turkey on Thursday and, like many Americans, this is the largest whole animal you've ever disarticulated, go get a rotisserie chicken tonight or tomorrow and practice.

Look at where the joints are. Think about how to support each cut.
Hi, former turkey farmer here who raised flocks of heritage breed turkeys specifically for Thanksgiving:

What?!
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What ever happened to the $5000 check? Now he’s saying 2k expecting us not to remember
Elon Musk says he'll look into $5,000 DOGE dividend checks for Americans
On Tuesday, Musk posted on X that he "will check with the president" about the idea.
www.axios.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am so tired of streaming and have started buying DVDs again. Please bring back the disk drive in laptops!
I think my most millenial opinion is we need to bring back disc drives
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM