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@nesnotnessie.bsky.social

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Semi retired tea drinker Dogs & cats are both amazing Arts, dance, cooking, veggie growing & random stuff We need a future, a green & sustainable life Climate change is a threat to our lives

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Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 1d

I have quite a substantial veggie patch, it takes up a lot of garden space. I can't provide enough food for my family, & I'm able bodied & have the time to tend my garden. The 'just grow your own food' people are so annoying. PS, USA is heading into winter #GrowYourOwn #NoIdea

G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 3d

On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer

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Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 1d

Americans can't use a knife & fork like normal people anyway. They cut the food then transfer the fork into their right hand to eat it. It's quite bizarre

Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 1d

a dog is peeking out from behind a curtain on a wooden floor .

Alt: a dog is peeking out from behind a curtain on a wooden floor .

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Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 1d

Pandora looks new & the interior is beautiful

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Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay.bsky.social · 1d

Our consultant is recommending more consultants.

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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 4d

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT

A sign on a store shelf reading "'Proplifting' is picking up fallen succulent leaves (or any other plant leaf) off the floors of garden centers or pinching off leaves and taking them home to propagate - IT IS THEFT! PLEASE DO NOT DO IT."

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Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 1d

Can't like that, but I do hope you're feeling better

Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 1d

Preach!

Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 1d

Yum!

Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 2d

This is so beautiful 😍

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 2d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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AHMAD~JOHARY 13🕊𓂆 @ahmadjohary16.bsky.social · 2d

EVERY DAY I SEARCH FOR THE WORLD’S SORROWS,
AND SOMEHOW, THEY ALL SEEM TO END IN GAZA.
SOMETIMES I CAN’T HELP BUT WONDER…
IF GAZA DOESN’T MOVE THEIR HEARTS — WHAT EVER WILL?

AHMAD~JOHARY 13🕊𓂆 @ahmadjohary16.bsky.social · 3d

I’m Ahmad — a survivor of Gaza’s Holocaust 🕊.
I still hold on to faith despite everything.
My only dream is to build a safe, dignified life for my family abroad.
We deserve life, and we deserve a fresh start.
But this can only happen with your support ❤️

Make my dream real ❤️→ gofund.me/d2ed72e9

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Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 2d

The 'DJ Trump Mar-a-lago Ballroom', complete with a list of corporate sponsors

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 3d

Updating my LEGO White House

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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 3d

Amazing twist at the end

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Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 3d

I've been working on getting rid of plastics foe ages, but it's everywhere. At least I know not to put any in the dishwasher now

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Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 5d

I doubt anyone has reached 20 years working for her, even if a LV bag is dangled as a reward

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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 6d

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Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 5d

Finally an Australian entry on the random restaurant bot. Subway looking absolutely awful

Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 6d

Subway; 72 Gorge Rd, Newton SA 5074, Australia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-34.8765496%2C138.6740913&query_place_id=ChIJ51sfzXjKsGoRUnJolDVRKWo

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ClaytonClent @claytonclent.bsky.social · 6d

Sure, "No Kings". But have the Americans considered a Frog Prince?

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Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 5d

To say I'm disappointed is an understatement

Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 5d

A truly uplifting story. Thanks for sharing

Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 6d

My Dad, who is my (suspected) ADHD parent made me recite words to get them right. "It's AmBuLance not AmbeLance" "HosPiTal not Hospidle". I hated it, but now I look back, it was training in masking. I'm glad he traumatised me about language, not actual fucking terror. WTF!!

Nes @nesnotnessie.bsky.social · 6d

I used tongs whenever I could. Nasty little critters

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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 7d

Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.

Real life:

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