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Eliška

@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social

330 followers 280 following 450 posts

It's Nazarēnus or nothing. Trans, 44, IT, mixed media craftsperson. Plays Harmonica in church and honky tonks ONLY. She/Her. No traps, just contraptions. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Háček gang

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 2h

Picture of Nadia from great British bake off

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 14h

One of my favorite things about Reviewbrah is that he doesn't do the YouTuber eating face thing. It's so cringe.

Peter Sciretta making an exaggerated "surprised" face at the camera.

Dave Chung making an exaggerated "surprised" face at the camera.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 20h

My wife @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social is bluegrass jammin'

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 1d

I really "Gift of the Magi'ed" myself when I sold my banjo for money so that I could move to Denver.

Such a vibrant and loving bluegrass community...

Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I'm pretty badass....

Picture of Eliska crushing a car with her shoulder. The car is already wrecked and Eliska is taking advantage of the car's booboo.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 1d

My widowed mom, every fucking time we talk on the phone.

Mr. Purple Phoenyx 💜 @mrpurplephoenyx.bsky.social · 2d

Had a visitor stop by this morning and let me know that everything is going to be alright.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 1d

We're gaming that boy

A LEGO version of a Super Mario Land cartridge for the Gameboy

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 2d

Remembering back to the time when I came out as trans on Coming Out Day 2020 and I didn't even know the significance of the day until a year later, lol.

Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 2d

My baby is Marc Cohn-posting and I couldn't be happier!!!!

J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 2d

If a jackboot comes up to you and asks if you're a Christian, your best line of defense is to respond "Ma'am, I aaaaaammmm tonight!"

NPR @npr.org · 2d

Guard members in Memphis are operating under the governor's command — unlike other cities facing troop deployments, including Los Angeles, Portland and Chicago. n.pr/4q3iQX5

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 2d

If a jackboot comes up to you and asks if you're a Christian, your best line of defense is to respond "Ma'am, I aaaaaammmm tonight!"

NPR @npr.org · 2d

Guard members in Memphis are operating under the governor's command — unlike other cities facing troop deployments, including Los Angeles, Portland and Chicago. n.pr/4q3iQX5

National Guard troops begin patrols in Memphis

Guard members in Memphis are operating under the governor's command — unlike other cities facing troop deployments, including Los Angeles, Portland and Chicago.

n.pr

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Deep Singh Badhesha @deepnotshallow.bsky.social · 3d

As Trump tightens his grip on power, Democrats still have no plan to protect democracy or the 2026 election. What happens when mail ballots disappear (how 95% of Colorado votes)? What happens when people fear voting b/c ICE is waiting to arrest citizens for being brown?
#copolitics #politics

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 2d

Picture of the Oregon kill screen saying " You have died of Energon Poisoning"

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 2d

yeap. totes normal. Mine did it for like a week and it was one of the craziest things I've ever experienced! like a little froggy croaking in my boob meat.

Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 3d

Also, any country artist that did a Ranchera song.

Screen shot of the lyrics for El Rey, a song by George Strait. They are in Spanish.

Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck Nobel, I want the Reece's Piece Prize.

Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 3d

This motherfucker is gonna take a black hole bomb into a helicopter, fly it high in the sky and then parachute his Camerlengo lookin' ass to the ground.

Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 3d

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 3d

I've made lifelong friendships, got to work on some amazing projects, and met my beautiful wife 🥰

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 5d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 4d

Josie plays framed.wtf every day. While we were on vacation this past weekend, she showed this screenshot to me and I immediately was like "2012, that's from 2012" and she put it in and I was right. Still flying high off that, lol. My love and knowledge of dogshit film is UNMATCHED.

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 4d

This is what it's like walking into Dr. Powers' office. Dr. Powers is a sniveling white dude who thinks he's better than everyone, you are more powerful beyond comprehension (a trans woman) and you run into one of his weird cats.

Picture of the weird hybrid lynx cat from the Watchmen film.

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 7d

Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 7d

As she was cycling through the different instruments, I couldn't help to constantly think of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oihb...

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 10d

I have a friend who drove up from TX to attend my wedding in Colorado. On the way back she saw some loose goats on the side of the road, caught them and put them all in the back of her sedan and drove them over multiple state lines.

She now spends every day on Facebook bitching about those goats.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11d

“this page does not reflect reality”

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 11d

RIP to Jane Goodall. You were my favorite Aunt May in the Toby McGuire Spider-Man movies 🙏

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 11d

He would be so proud. My boy is smiling from heaven.

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