Nephrite Heart
@nephriteheart.bsky.social
Unreliable miniature painter and writer + DEFY FATE + old millennial + divine alchemy of the self partaker + M. Bison main + like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course
look I understand WHY but it's wild that we're three years into street fighter 6 and they just announced some fuckass vtuber announcer and we still don't have yipes
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
look I understand WHY but it's wild that we're three years into street fighter 6 and they just announced some fuckass vtuber announcer and we still don't have yipes
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romantasy reader: how DARE you criticize our important genre, you amab socialized manly man woman!
romantasy novel: he did a torture on me. he did a torture real bad. but I was strong, and wet. it took 75 more pages and 12 content warnings yet somehow no descriptions. my womb then taught him to love
romantasy novel: he did a torture on me. he did a torture real bad. but I was strong, and wet. it took 75 more pages and 12 content warnings yet somehow no descriptions. my womb then taught him to love
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
romantasy reader: how DARE you criticize our important genre, you amab socialized manly man woman!
romantasy novel: he did a torture on me. he did a torture real bad. but I was strong, and wet. it took 75 more pages and 12 content warnings yet somehow no descriptions. my womb then taught him to love
romantasy novel: he did a torture on me. he did a torture real bad. but I was strong, and wet. it took 75 more pages and 12 content warnings yet somehow no descriptions. my womb then taught him to love
I am being MOCKED unjustly because I am middle aged chuuni trash. I deserve respect. once I unseal my cursed eye it's over for you hoes
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I am being MOCKED unjustly because I am middle aged chuuni trash. I deserve respect. once I unseal my cursed eye it's over for you hoes
will we ever have another chuunibyou land of plenty like Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2?
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
will we ever have another chuunibyou land of plenty like Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2?
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Them: we made a whole tv commercial out of AIs
Me: ***whatever the heck this is intensifies***
Me: ***whatever the heck this is intensifies***
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Them: we made a whole tv commercial out of AIs
Me: ***whatever the heck this is intensifies***
Me: ***whatever the heck this is intensifies***
editing professionally for people who aren't writers by trade is hell sometimes because I'm dealing with the type of person who will cross out "use" and write "utilize"
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
editing professionally for people who aren't writers by trade is hell sometimes because I'm dealing with the type of person who will cross out "use" and write "utilize"
deleted the post because I don't want to create bad feelings for people who are trying to knock out rent. kind baby has temporarily gripped the steering wheel. evil baby waits, patient
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
deleted the post because I don't want to create bad feelings for people who are trying to knock out rent. kind baby has temporarily gripped the steering wheel. evil baby waits, patient
there are parts of Ashes of the Imperium that are so bleak that I have to put down the book for a sec and say "damn"
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
there are parts of Ashes of the Imperium that are so bleak that I have to put down the book for a sec and say "damn"
easy gift ideas for me:
-a single playlist containing all of Yuzo Koshiro's work
-a recipe for an easy weekday meal with lots of veggies
-one thing that helped you cut back on clutter in your home
-[REDACTED] fetish pics
-checking in on me once or twice over the winter
-a single playlist containing all of Yuzo Koshiro's work
-a recipe for an easy weekday meal with lots of veggies
-one thing that helped you cut back on clutter in your home
-[REDACTED] fetish pics
-checking in on me once or twice over the winter
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
easy gift ideas for me:
-a single playlist containing all of Yuzo Koshiro's work
-a recipe for an easy weekday meal with lots of veggies
-one thing that helped you cut back on clutter in your home
-[REDACTED] fetish pics
-checking in on me once or twice over the winter
-a single playlist containing all of Yuzo Koshiro's work
-a recipe for an easy weekday meal with lots of veggies
-one thing that helped you cut back on clutter in your home
-[REDACTED] fetish pics
-checking in on me once or twice over the winter
starting to loathe how much space my Gaming PC takes up right at the moment when this type of PC has become even more horrifically expensive
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
starting to loathe how much space my Gaming PC takes up right at the moment when this type of PC has become even more horrifically expensive
I swan to john, if simply sitting down on the floor as best I can is what helps me build up my shattered body strength I'm gonna be so mad
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I swan to john, if simply sitting down on the floor as best I can is what helps me build up my shattered body strength I'm gonna be so mad
gives you all the Hanging In There Star
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
gives you all the Hanging In There Star
I found one of the hottest things I've ever written for an ex and I'll tell you what, infatuation motivates me like nothing else. I'm bait for leanan sidhe
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I found one of the hottest things I've ever written for an ex and I'll tell you what, infatuation motivates me like nothing else. I'm bait for leanan sidhe
while I was out for thanksgiving apparently my cat john wicked a cold weather intruder and I just now found the evidence. sorry little dude I wish my companion animal wasn't an obligate sadist
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
while I was out for thanksgiving apparently my cat john wicked a cold weather intruder and I just now found the evidence. sorry little dude I wish my companion animal wasn't an obligate sadist
I can't believe axios covered the drunk raccoon in the virginia liquor store but they had to do it in their smart brevity style, so it's like
THE BIG PICTURE: this raccoon got tore up
BE SMART: "raccoons shouldn't drink" said the expert
ZOOM IN: drinking alcohol makes you drunk
THE BIG PICTURE: this raccoon got tore up
BE SMART: "raccoons shouldn't drink" said the expert
ZOOM IN: drinking alcohol makes you drunk
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I can't believe axios covered the drunk raccoon in the virginia liquor store but they had to do it in their smart brevity style, so it's like
THE BIG PICTURE: this raccoon got tore up
BE SMART: "raccoons shouldn't drink" said the expert
ZOOM IN: drinking alcohol makes you drunk
THE BIG PICTURE: this raccoon got tore up
BE SMART: "raccoons shouldn't drink" said the expert
ZOOM IN: drinking alcohol makes you drunk
I cooked something that I can best describe as "heated ingredients"
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I cooked something that I can best describe as "heated ingredients"
gonna have my laundry done before 10 am today and I feel pretty spiffy about that I gotta tell you
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
gonna have my laundry done before 10 am today and I feel pretty spiffy about that I gotta tell you
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the matrix online, cd booklet, inside cover, pc (2005) www.mobygames.com/game/17101/t...
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
the matrix online, cd booklet, inside cover, pc (2005) www.mobygames.com/game/17101/t...
checking to see if the dungeon synth band is free of AI the way I have to vet punk and metal bands for hitler particles
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
checking to see if the dungeon synth band is free of AI the way I have to vet punk and metal bands for hitler particles
korra with raava as her support character in the fighting game
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
korra with raava as her support character in the fighting game
I cast Let Go Of The Fandom You Only Seem To Hate Now
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I cast Let Go Of The Fandom You Only Seem To Hate Now
I am happy to report this does not occur
if Ashes of the Imperium starts with the words "I was there when..." then I'm going to mail a warm turd to Black Library's editorial department
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I am happy to report this does not occur
Ashes of the Imperium absolutely has the juice. this is gonna be a black library all timer for me
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ashes of the Imperium absolutely has the juice. this is gonna be a black library all timer for me
"ew icky yonic doors" another slam dunk from kotaku. you'll never guess what guns and swords look like
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"ew icky yonic doors" another slam dunk from kotaku. you'll never guess what guns and swords look like
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Wait nobody told me Ghost Rider is a grappler
and his grab is he just summons a car that slams into you this rulesssss
and his grab is he just summons a car that slams into you this rulesssss
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wait nobody told me Ghost Rider is a grappler
and his grab is he just summons a car that slams into you this rulesssss
and his grab is he just summons a car that slams into you this rulesssss