Nephrite Heart
@nephriteheart.bsky.social
Unreliable miniature painter and writer + DEFY FATE + old millennial + divine alchemy of the self partaker + M. Bison main + like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course
I'm making my players do mood boards, my eye is glowing like Sans Undertale, I am powerful
that feeling when the first player gets their character sheet done and suddenly the whole group is hype to think about the game and it might actually happen. it's good, folks
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm making my players do mood boards, my eye is glowing like Sans Undertale, I am powerful
the brownville food pantry for deer live cam is back on youtube. welcome it into your heart. allow the sound of deer politely munching and crunching to realign your soul
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
the brownville food pantry for deer live cam is back on youtube. welcome it into your heart. allow the sound of deer politely munching and crunching to realign your soul
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You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
that feeling when the first player gets their character sheet done and suddenly the whole group is hype to think about the game and it might actually happen. it's good, folks
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
that feeling when the first player gets their character sheet done and suddenly the whole group is hype to think about the game and it might actually happen. it's good, folks
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*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
I know the cope for marvel tokon is "it's just the beta, they have time to iron this stuff out" but arcsys and community feedback/outreach do not go together. there is this institutional arrogance towards overseas audiences that I do not love to see
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know the cope for marvel tokon is "it's just the beta, they have time to iron this stuff out" but arcsys and community feedback/outreach do not go together. there is this institutional arrogance towards overseas audiences that I do not love to see
I gotta say it does my heart good to watch a trans youtuber with like 1M subscribers become openly little without fear of instant social and financial hyperdeath
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I gotta say it does my heart good to watch a trans youtuber with like 1M subscribers become openly little without fear of instant social and financial hyperdeath
if I am given physical proximity to love I turn into a different person. you all are seeing the traumatized blobfish version of me
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
if I am given physical proximity to love I turn into a different person. you all are seeing the traumatized blobfish version of me
so what do you like. do. on lex
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
so what do you like. do. on lex
nintendo, a company that sells the same game to you repeatedly through your whole lifetime, created Midna 19 years ago and said "nah no need to revisit this character"
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
nintendo, a company that sells the same game to you repeatedly through your whole lifetime, created Midna 19 years ago and said "nah no need to revisit this character"
look I understand WHY but it's wild that we're three years into street fighter 6 and they just announced some fuckass vtuber announcer and we still don't have yipes
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
look I understand WHY but it's wild that we're three years into street fighter 6 and they just announced some fuckass vtuber announcer and we still don't have yipes
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romantasy reader: how DARE you criticize our important genre, you amab socialized manly man woman!
romantasy novel: he did a torture on me. he did a torture real bad. but I was strong, and wet. it took 75 more pages and 12 content warnings yet somehow no descriptions. my womb then taught him to love
romantasy novel: he did a torture on me. he did a torture real bad. but I was strong, and wet. it took 75 more pages and 12 content warnings yet somehow no descriptions. my womb then taught him to love
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
romantasy reader: how DARE you criticize our important genre, you amab socialized manly man woman!
romantasy novel: he did a torture on me. he did a torture real bad. but I was strong, and wet. it took 75 more pages and 12 content warnings yet somehow no descriptions. my womb then taught him to love
romantasy novel: he did a torture on me. he did a torture real bad. but I was strong, and wet. it took 75 more pages and 12 content warnings yet somehow no descriptions. my womb then taught him to love
I am being MOCKED unjustly because I am middle aged chuuni trash. I deserve respect. once I unseal my cursed eye it's over for you hoes
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I am being MOCKED unjustly because I am middle aged chuuni trash. I deserve respect. once I unseal my cursed eye it's over for you hoes
will we ever have another chuunibyou land of plenty like Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2?
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
will we ever have another chuunibyou land of plenty like Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2?
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Them: we made a whole tv commercial out of AIs
Me: ***whatever the heck this is intensifies***
Me: ***whatever the heck this is intensifies***
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Them: we made a whole tv commercial out of AIs
Me: ***whatever the heck this is intensifies***
Me: ***whatever the heck this is intensifies***
editing professionally for people who aren't writers by trade is hell sometimes because I'm dealing with the type of person who will cross out "use" and write "utilize"
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
editing professionally for people who aren't writers by trade is hell sometimes because I'm dealing with the type of person who will cross out "use" and write "utilize"
deleted the post because I don't want to create bad feelings for people who are trying to knock out rent. kind baby has temporarily gripped the steering wheel. evil baby waits, patient
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
deleted the post because I don't want to create bad feelings for people who are trying to knock out rent. kind baby has temporarily gripped the steering wheel. evil baby waits, patient
there are parts of Ashes of the Imperium that are so bleak that I have to put down the book for a sec and say "damn"
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
there are parts of Ashes of the Imperium that are so bleak that I have to put down the book for a sec and say "damn"
easy gift ideas for me:
-a single playlist containing all of Yuzo Koshiro's work
-a recipe for an easy weekday meal with lots of veggies
-one thing that helped you cut back on clutter in your home
-[REDACTED] fetish pics
-checking in on me once or twice over the winter
-a single playlist containing all of Yuzo Koshiro's work
-a recipe for an easy weekday meal with lots of veggies
-one thing that helped you cut back on clutter in your home
-[REDACTED] fetish pics
-checking in on me once or twice over the winter
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
easy gift ideas for me:
-a single playlist containing all of Yuzo Koshiro's work
-a recipe for an easy weekday meal with lots of veggies
-one thing that helped you cut back on clutter in your home
-[REDACTED] fetish pics
-checking in on me once or twice over the winter
-a single playlist containing all of Yuzo Koshiro's work
-a recipe for an easy weekday meal with lots of veggies
-one thing that helped you cut back on clutter in your home
-[REDACTED] fetish pics
-checking in on me once or twice over the winter
starting to loathe how much space my Gaming PC takes up right at the moment when this type of PC has become even more horrifically expensive
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
starting to loathe how much space my Gaming PC takes up right at the moment when this type of PC has become even more horrifically expensive
I swan to john, if simply sitting down on the floor as best I can is what helps me build up my shattered body strength I'm gonna be so mad
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I swan to john, if simply sitting down on the floor as best I can is what helps me build up my shattered body strength I'm gonna be so mad
gives you all the Hanging In There Star
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
gives you all the Hanging In There Star
I found one of the hottest things I've ever written for an ex and I'll tell you what, infatuation motivates me like nothing else. I'm bait for leanan sidhe
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I found one of the hottest things I've ever written for an ex and I'll tell you what, infatuation motivates me like nothing else. I'm bait for leanan sidhe
while I was out for thanksgiving apparently my cat john wicked a cold weather intruder and I just now found the evidence. sorry little dude I wish my companion animal wasn't an obligate sadist
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
while I was out for thanksgiving apparently my cat john wicked a cold weather intruder and I just now found the evidence. sorry little dude I wish my companion animal wasn't an obligate sadist
I can't believe axios covered the drunk raccoon in the virginia liquor store but they had to do it in their smart brevity style, so it's like
THE BIG PICTURE: this raccoon got tore up
BE SMART: "raccoons shouldn't drink" said the expert
ZOOM IN: drinking alcohol makes you drunk
THE BIG PICTURE: this raccoon got tore up
BE SMART: "raccoons shouldn't drink" said the expert
ZOOM IN: drinking alcohol makes you drunk
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I can't believe axios covered the drunk raccoon in the virginia liquor store but they had to do it in their smart brevity style, so it's like
THE BIG PICTURE: this raccoon got tore up
BE SMART: "raccoons shouldn't drink" said the expert
ZOOM IN: drinking alcohol makes you drunk
THE BIG PICTURE: this raccoon got tore up
BE SMART: "raccoons shouldn't drink" said the expert
ZOOM IN: drinking alcohol makes you drunk