Nephrite Heart
@nephriteheart.bsky.social
Unreliable miniature painter and writer + DEFY FATE + old millennial + divine alchemy of the self partaker + M. Bison main + like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course
korra with raava as her support character in the fighting game
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
korra with raava as her support character in the fighting game
"ew icky yonic doors" another slam dunk from kotaku. you'll never guess what guns and swords look like
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"ew icky yonic doors" another slam dunk from kotaku. you'll never guess what guns and swords look like
the swedish oaves are at it again
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
the swedish oaves are at it again
oh, helldivers has jumped straight from jokes about the iraq war to jokes about deportation to CECOT in el salvador
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
oh, helldivers has jumped straight from jokes about the iraq war to jokes about deportation to CECOT in el salvador
"deus ex is a timeless masterpiece with no flaws whatsoever" I say through clenched teeth
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"deus ex is a timeless masterpiece with no flaws whatsoever" I say through clenched teeth
i'm going to be strong, I'm going to deal with the quarter century old jank in Deus Ex because like hell am I going to countenance this hideous remaster that makes paul denton look like he was baked in a kiln
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i'm going to be strong, I'm going to deal with the quarter century old jank in Deus Ex because like hell am I going to countenance this hideous remaster that makes paul denton look like he was baked in a kiln
helldivers posters want the game to be warhammer so damn bad. holden caulfield type posts about a pile of bodies in a video game about blowing yourself to smithereens in a parody of the iraq war
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
helldivers posters want the game to be warhammer so damn bad. holden caulfield type posts about a pile of bodies in a video game about blowing yourself to smithereens in a parody of the iraq war
peep this inspiring bookmark quote. the word bearers should have finished the job
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
peep this inspiring bookmark quote. the word bearers should have finished the job
if I wrote a book and the product people decided this was the most compelling pull quote to put on a limited edition cover you would hear about me on the news
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
if I wrote a book and the product people decided this was the most compelling pull quote to put on a limited edition cover you would hear about me on the news
I am trusting the process as never before. Vandoth the Fallen is beating my ass. I just have to get all the Contrast layers on and then I can make it look better with real big girl paints. why do you have so many pouches you horse's ass
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I am trusting the process as never before. Vandoth the Fallen is beating my ass. I just have to get all the Contrast layers on and then I can make it look better with real big girl paints. why do you have so many pouches you horse's ass
I didn't take any pictures of the game but here is the core force of my little stinkers
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I didn't take any pictures of the game but here is the core force of my little stinkers
I wonder how many people took advantage of this promotion back in the day
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I wonder how many people took advantage of this promotion back in the day
(THIS IS WHAT THE POSTER ACTUALLY BELIEVES)
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
(THIS IS WHAT THE POSTER ACTUALLY BELIEVES)
I'm gonna push back on this. The first few days of the pandemic, I remember how willing everyone was to simply help each other and keep each other fed. A lack of survival checks, and a COVID policy written by the chamber of commerce, frog marched us all back to work
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm gonna push back on this. The first few days of the pandemic, I remember how willing everyone was to simply help each other and keep each other fed. A lack of survival checks, and a COVID policy written by the chamber of commerce, frog marched us all back to work
the space marine on the back:
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the space marine on the back:
marco frisoni help me
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
marco frisoni help me
six million trillion more ultraslop kits
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
six million trillion more ultraslop kits
we now go live to every 40k mechanicus player on earth
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
we now go live to every 40k mechanicus player on earth
I truly believe that if every politico writer beat their laptops into plowshares and started a co-op farmer's market together they would do more good in the world than being politico. the fuck am I looking at
"mamdani's win is great news! for trump!"
"mamdani's win is great news! for trump!"
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I truly believe that if every politico writer beat their laptops into plowshares and started a co-op farmer's market together they would do more good in the world than being politico. the fuck am I looking at
"mamdani's win is great news! for trump!"
"mamdani's win is great news! for trump!"
THE DARK KRASLENNIUM WILL NEVER BE STOPPED
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
THE DARK KRASLENNIUM WILL NEVER BE STOPPED
the median poster lacing up to reply to alex's post about the musical hamilton
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the median poster lacing up to reply to alex's post about the musical hamilton
after chudmaxxing for a year and watching their foot traffic eat shit, target pins its hopes on, let's see here, hot santa claus
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
after chudmaxxing for a year and watching their foot traffic eat shit, target pins its hopes on, let's see here, hot santa claus
this has immediately warmed me to Ghost as a platform. I never try "free trials" because I know they're gonna auto-bill me after the free period
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
this has immediately warmed me to Ghost as a platform. I never try "free trials" because I know they're gonna auto-bill me after the free period
my brain sucks lately but I did some pre shading on this completely normal man with no distinguishing characteristics
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
my brain sucks lately but I did some pre shading on this completely normal man with no distinguishing characteristics