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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 19h

You just unlocked the only thing to make him suck less as a pitcher.

Can you figure out what to say to make him suck less as a person?

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 1d

Confirming the shocking truth from @bradflick55.bsky.social about the #Dodgers moving forward in the playoffs.

Message one says "Mariners and Blue Jays have never won a World Series. Brewers haven't won since the 50s"
Message two days "...Dodgers won last year"

Meme image as the third message, "Are we the baddies?"

Single word reply from recipient: "Yes"

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 6d

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 has come out to plaaaaaaay... The Warriors on PS2! Join us as we beat up old drunks, misremember who Cochise is, reminisce on the era of PS2 movie games that didn't suck and more! All on the best hour of background noise you'll hear all week!

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The Warriors | Come Out and Play | Brett's Friend Carson

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(◕ᴗ◕✿) 📷🚲⚾️ @gatodejazz.bsky.social · 4d

this shot is so funny and so sad. both can be true.

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Lil Diva Head Come Off @boysinblue.bsky.social · 4d

"you gotta feel bad for the Phillies"

NO TF I DONT

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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 4d

New meme format

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 5d

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5d

Vladdy Jr. with his best Big Papi impression DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

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Red @the1truered.bsky.social · 6d

Dance like its the 80s!

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 6d

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 has come out to plaaaaaaay... The Warriors on PS2! Join us as we beat up old drunks, misremember who Cochise is, reminisce on the era of PS2 movie games that didn't suck and more! All on the best hour of background noise you'll hear all week!

youtu.be/DRqg9Bla9Ek

The Warriors | Come Out and Play | Brett's Friend Carson

YouTube video by Expansion Pack

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 6d

DUDES ROCK

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6d

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

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Nire Bryce @nirebryce.breadthcharge.net · 10d

We're sad to report that Heineman, having lost her wife, Jennell Jaquays, last year to Guillain-Barré syndrome, has been diagnosed with cancer.

In September, Heineman posted on social media that she had been given some news "that is making me worried that time is not on my side." A few days later, she confirmed that she has two masses on her liver and "tiny nodules" in her right lung, which have since been confirmed as the source of the cancer.

Heineman has stated that she intends to establish a GoFundMe page to help with medical bills, and Time Extension will ensure a link to that campaign is shared when it goes live.

Everyone here at Time Extension and Hookshot Media is sending their best wishes to Heineman at this difficult time.

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 10d

Kansas City has helped me cultivate a new love and appreciation for St. Louis. This city is god awful, from it's confusing layout, to it's lack of parking, down to the overly expensive, underwhelming attractions and shops.

If I never come back, it'll be too soon.

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 12d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

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HBO Max | Feedback

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 12d

I realize @aewontv.bsky.social likely has little to no say over advertising on your show, but I'd rather see Chris Jericho than ICE ads during my wrestling. Thanks.

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Jen (she/her) @supersonicjen.bsky.social · 13d

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 13d

What my wife looks over and sees when I rip ass:

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 13d

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 is back with Cowboy Bebop on the PS2! NOBODY remembers this game or all the FORGOTTEN things we discuss (which NOBODY remembers except us which makes us super special and interesting.) Join us for the best background noise you'll hear all week!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqm...

Cowboy Bebop: Serenade of Reminiscence | Nobody Remembers THIS | Brett's Friend Carson

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 13d

Baseball is the greatest. #Dodgers #WildCard

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Brad Flick @bradflick55.bsky.social · 13d

Waiting for my flight home at Hirose Entertainment Yard. What a great TGS! See you next time. | #GameBoyCamera #Tokyo

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13d

My wife got a bonus at work and surprised me with a Switch 2 so now I will probably have to put out

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14d

Can you imagine being trapped in the internet and you see Mr Beast and it’s like “well at least it can’t get any worse” and then Jared Leto comes walking over a hill

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 20d

This week on 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻, we CHEAT in Metal Gear Delta, get the full scoop on my wife's Oasis trip, discuss tons of music, and do exactly no stealth in this stealth game. Come on down for the best hour of background noise you hear all week!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1pz...

Metal Gear Solid Delta | Cheating with Oasis | Brett's Friend Carson

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Brad Flick @bradflick55.bsky.social · 15d

Stumbled into a... self-service PS1 & PS2 game store? Incredible.

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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 15d

The Mets have done the Dodgers a wonderful favor by proving that paying massive amounts of money does not guarantee a spot in the playoffs, let alone the World Series. Bless up. 🙏