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Husband. Uncle. Ally.
Fuck 🧊. Free 🇵🇸. Go 🦅
Thankfully no. Pretty sure that would kill me. 💔
You ever literally felt your heart break?
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
2 part question for my fellow nerds: What is a good age to introduce kiddos to the #StarWars movies and in what order? Chronologically? By release date? By level of @markhamillofficial.bsky.social -ness?
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December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
These callers are testing me today. Almost went full Philly and called someone a dickhead
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December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wish I could autoreply to all these damn cyber Monday emails
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trying to remember ever getting a compliment 😂😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Then? Couldn't sleep. Now? Stupid ass bill paying work.
Why are you awake rn
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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This is not the future we were promised. rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Mashed can go. If the others are made right, it would be a crime to eliminate them.
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Fried chicken. Anyone saying tacos or pizza is a narc. 😑
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Get that cold toothpaste tf outta here
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So trump was selling chickens by day and choking them by night.
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I am not a fan of the new #OnePunchMan intro. Bring back the original!
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November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Completely unedited.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
6 ft.
Why would I?
Question 1:
How tall are you?
Are you lying?
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Apologies if this hazbin asked/answered - @amirtalai.bsky.social do you try to maintain a smile while recording Alastors lines?
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November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Agreed
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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That ride has SEEN some things
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I love Major League but man that movie did not age well. 😬
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November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just went on hud.gov and this is the message that pops up. Are you fucking kidding me?!
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Those posts asking 'What movie have you seen more than 5 times?' make me laugh. Movie? You mean movieS. There isn't a movie that I've enjoyed, that I haven't seen more than 5 times.
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November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM