NativeJovian
@nativejovian.bsky.social
Traveling IT guy. Would play too many video games, but doesn't have the time. they/them. Agender, asexual, aromantic.
@actualraikou.bsky.social sent me a link to this video about a PS2 game that's basically "Ace Combat but anime (and more sci-fi)". Seems like it'd actually be entertaining to play, not just a weird thing that's fun to hear about but not very good as a game. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W2v...
Ace Combat, but it's a fever dream
YouTube video by Jarboe Gaming
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
@actualraikou.bsky.social sent me a link to this video about a PS2 game that's basically "Ace Combat but anime (and more sci-fi)". Seems like it'd actually be entertaining to play, not just a weird thing that's fun to hear about but not very good as a game. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W2v...
We almost ran out. This cannot be allowed. The people demand more random photos!
Okay. The people have spoken.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We almost ran out. This cannot be allowed. The people demand more random photos!
The usual way I get into gacha games is I see other people talking about it and eventually someone posts a character and I'm like "damn now I need to play this game so I can get that character".
Anyway, terrible news: I just found that there's a 40k gacha game and you can get a lady Custodes.
Anyway, terrible news: I just found that there's a 40k gacha game and you can get a lady Custodes.
Forgot to mention this, but I unlocked the Custodes lady they added in Tacticus. So that’s neat.
So much for ‘female Custodes are already not canon’, eh?
So much for ‘female Custodes are already not canon’, eh?
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The usual way I get into gacha games is I see other people talking about it and eventually someone posts a character and I'm like "damn now I need to play this game so I can get that character".
Anyway, terrible news: I just found that there's a 40k gacha game and you can get a lady Custodes.
Anyway, terrible news: I just found that there's a 40k gacha game and you can get a lady Custodes.
I bring you environmental storytelling from the elevator machine room of this building: a charging cable, plugged in and coated with dust, in this room where no one ever goes
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I bring you environmental storytelling from the elevator machine room of this building: a charging cable, plugged in and coated with dust, in this room where no one ever goes
For the love of god, I need old white guys to understand that just because I am also a white (presenting as) guy does not mean that I am your friend or share your shitty political opinions
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
For the love of god, I need old white guys to understand that just because I am also a white (presenting as) guy does not mean that I am your friend or share your shitty political opinions
Gate agent just made the following announcement for my flight delayed by 40 minutes: "Once again passengers in the gate area I apologize for the inconvenience, I apologize for the delay, I... ...sorry, I forgot what I was saying. Let's just board first class."
Girl I feel you.
Girl I feel you.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Gate agent just made the following announcement for my flight delayed by 40 minutes: "Once again passengers in the gate area I apologize for the inconvenience, I apologize for the delay, I... ...sorry, I forgot what I was saying. Let's just board first class."
Girl I feel you.
Girl I feel you.
The Jupiter Hammerheads being mentioned during the World Series broadcast was not on my bingo card for the evening, but here we are.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The Jupiter Hammerheads being mentioned during the World Series broadcast was not on my bingo card for the evening, but here we are.
I've actually been to all of these, though Honolulu just barely. I had a layover there on a flight home from Maui -- but I did leave the airport to grab a quick drink with a friend, or else I wouldn't count it.
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I've actually been to all of these, though Honolulu just barely. I had a layover there on a flight home from Maui -- but I did leave the airport to grab a quick drink with a friend, or else I wouldn't count it.
This is great wisdom.
No one's upset, sir. We said something true. Then you said something true. Then we said something true again, and now people are deciding which true thing they like better. Public conversation is a fascinating creature.
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is great wisdom.
Watched ep 1 of Gnosia today. It's about weirdos from the enlightened spacefuture playing Werewolf/Mafia to catch the person on their ship who is secretly The Thing.
Not the most original premise, but the character work is solid and it's shockingly well animated, so I'm looking forward to more.
Not the most original premise, but the character work is solid and it's shockingly well animated, so I'm looking forward to more.
October 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Watched ep 1 of Gnosia today. It's about weirdos from the enlightened spacefuture playing Werewolf/Mafia to catch the person on their ship who is secretly The Thing.
Not the most original premise, but the character work is solid and it's shockingly well animated, so I'm looking forward to more.
Not the most original premise, but the character work is solid and it's shockingly well animated, so I'm looking forward to more.
Finally bit the bullet and updated my PC to Windows 11. Been using it at work for a while so not much of an adjustment. I don't hate it or anything, just no particular reason to update until now.
Fairly painless, except a bunch of settings that need to be changed because the default is annoying.
Fairly painless, except a bunch of settings that need to be changed because the default is annoying.
October 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Finally bit the bullet and updated my PC to Windows 11. Been using it at work for a while so not much of an adjustment. I don't hate it or anything, just no particular reason to update until now.
Fairly painless, except a bunch of settings that need to be changed because the default is annoying.
Fairly painless, except a bunch of settings that need to be changed because the default is annoying.
I'm really not out to ruin anyone's fun but whenever the "sexy maid" trope comes up, this is basically all I can think about.
The origin of the whole thing is just the fact that it was easy for their aristocratic bosses to sexually assault them without suffering any consequences.
The origin of the whole thing is just the fact that it was easy for their aristocratic bosses to sexually assault them without suffering any consequences.
Maids were subject to difficult and often health-affecting work, crazy and inflexible hours, poor wages, and basically no workplace protection since they were totally reliant on references for any new jobs, enabling people to easily coerce them
October 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'm really not out to ruin anyone's fun but whenever the "sexy maid" trope comes up, this is basically all I can think about.
The origin of the whole thing is just the fact that it was easy for their aristocratic bosses to sexually assault them without suffering any consequences.
The origin of the whole thing is just the fact that it was easy for their aristocratic bosses to sexually assault them without suffering any consequences.
Saw Weird Al on Thursday, last day of his Bigger and Weirder tour. Was busy on Friday and then forgot for a bit, so posting about it now!
September 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Saw Weird Al on Thursday, last day of his Bigger and Weirder tour. Was busy on Friday and then forgot for a bit, so posting about it now!
I love when properties give their IT guys a little cave to inhabit and then let them go nuts in there. No one else ever goes in there since when you call the IT guy for a problem, he comes to you to fix it. So the places are inevitably either secret palaces or barely-livable trash heaps.
September 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I love when properties give their IT guys a little cave to inhabit and then let them go nuts in there. No one else ever goes in there since when you call the IT guy for a problem, he comes to you to fix it. So the places are inevitably either secret palaces or barely-livable trash heaps.
It is indeed that day of the year once again
Todayborday is Labor Day!
Made this a couple of years ago and it still makes me chuckle. Credit goes to my fiancé TimmCosplay for the idea. I just drew it.
Have a chill day today!
#laborday #patlabor #homestarrunner #art #todaybordayislaborday
Made this a couple of years ago and it still makes me chuckle. Credit goes to my fiancé TimmCosplay for the idea. I just drew it.
Have a chill day today!
#laborday #patlabor #homestarrunner #art #todaybordayislaborday
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It is indeed that day of the year once again
This is why I love Sarah Taber. Come for the sick takedowns of incompetent rich assholes, stay for the deep well of practical knowledge of the inner workings of the agricultural industry. Because the venn diagram of those two things is way closer to a circle than anyone would like.
Honestly if you want an A+ depiction of how agriculture really works, Jane Austen.
"But Taber, there's not even any agriculture in Jane Austen! The landowning gentry don't farm! All they do is parties & social climbing!"
Yeah did I stutter
"But Taber, there's not even any agriculture in Jane Austen! The landowning gentry don't farm! All they do is parties & social climbing!"
Yeah did I stutter
August 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is why I love Sarah Taber. Come for the sick takedowns of incompetent rich assholes, stay for the deep well of practical knowledge of the inner workings of the agricultural industry. Because the venn diagram of those two things is way closer to a circle than anyone would like.
Hello I just almost stepped on a bird ama
August 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hello I just almost stepped on a bird ama
Post a screenshot of your first five Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you.
Not a bad selection, if I do say so myself.
Not a bad selection, if I do say so myself.
August 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Post a screenshot of your first five Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you.
Not a bad selection, if I do say so myself.
Not a bad selection, if I do say so myself.
Gqux having a Zeon soldier talking shit about the Federation for using poison gas as a weapon with a straight face.
I'm going to have a fucking stroke.
I'm going to have a fucking stroke.
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Gqux having a Zeon soldier talking shit about the Federation for using poison gas as a weapon with a straight face.
I'm going to have a fucking stroke.
I'm going to have a fucking stroke.
Someone get Jimmy Buffett on the phone.
I found it.
I found it.
May 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Someone get Jimmy Buffett on the phone.
I found it.
I found it.
Currently living a Simpsons meme.
Flight is delayed! That's bad.
There's another flight available. That's good!
That flight is earlier, so I'm already late for it! That's bad.
Since it leaves sooner that means I arrive earlier too. That's good!
Will update if flight contains potassium benzoate.
Flight is delayed! That's bad.
There's another flight available. That's good!
That flight is earlier, so I'm already late for it! That's bad.
Since it leaves sooner that means I arrive earlier too. That's good!
Will update if flight contains potassium benzoate.
April 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Currently living a Simpsons meme.
Flight is delayed! That's bad.
There's another flight available. That's good!
That flight is earlier, so I'm already late for it! That's bad.
Since it leaves sooner that means I arrive earlier too. That's good!
Will update if flight contains potassium benzoate.
Flight is delayed! That's bad.
There's another flight available. That's good!
That flight is earlier, so I'm already late for it! That's bad.
Since it leaves sooner that means I arrive earlier too. That's good!
Will update if flight contains potassium benzoate.
A grown ass man is playing some kind of explodey shooter game on a steam deck at full fucking volume at 5 AM at my gate waiting for my flight.
I did not get enough sleep to deal with this shit.
I did not get enough sleep to deal with this shit.
April 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
A grown ass man is playing some kind of explodey shooter game on a steam deck at full fucking volume at 5 AM at my gate waiting for my flight.
I did not get enough sleep to deal with this shit.
I did not get enough sleep to deal with this shit.
Public performance in the airport and my phone is like "oh hey I know that song"
April 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Public performance in the airport and my phone is like "oh hey I know that song"
The sun set here about half an hour ago.
A very nice (and then very embarrassed) man with an armload of food just knocked on my door while yelling in Arabic. The only word I understood was "Ramadan".
(my neighbors are Muslim and it's townhouses so he was off by one door)
A very nice (and then very embarrassed) man with an armload of food just knocked on my door while yelling in Arabic. The only word I understood was "Ramadan".
(my neighbors are Muslim and it's townhouses so he was off by one door)
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The sun set here about half an hour ago.
A very nice (and then very embarrassed) man with an armload of food just knocked on my door while yelling in Arabic. The only word I understood was "Ramadan".
(my neighbors are Muslim and it's townhouses so he was off by one door)
A very nice (and then very embarrassed) man with an armload of food just knocked on my door while yelling in Arabic. The only word I understood was "Ramadan".
(my neighbors are Muslim and it's townhouses so he was off by one door)