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Natalie Martinez
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Hi!
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We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
Sen. Angus King on why Democrats caved: "It wasn't working."
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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time for the tweet again
September 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:

1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society

2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Stay salty DC 🔥
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
July 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals
July 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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his presence has not changed, though the light dims with each passing day
June 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Shout out to those who serve. Y'all deserve better than to be used by a Walking Circus Peanut with bone spurs and whatnot.
June 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Yes Gavin Newsom usually sucks but right now is a real "enemy of my enemy" moment for a lot of us
June 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Dems: “We must protect this country…”

Also Dems: “…by attacking ourselves!!!”

Dems: “I mean, no?? Don’t do that!”

Also Dems: “I’M BLEEDING FROM MY FACE NOW. IS THAT GOOD?”
May 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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So much for Brooklyn Born Chocolate
April 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Fuck all y’all
We could be laughing.
April 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"We are currently clean on OPSEC". Same vibe...
a man sitting at a desk with a peacock logo on the top
ALT: a man sitting at a desk with a peacock logo on the top
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Dude imagine being in regular office meetings with Adrien Brody I’d jump straight out the fucking window
March 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Obama and Biden may think they are honoring the office of the presidency by keeping quiet at a moment like this — if so that’s just preening vanity — they owe it to the office and to the Republic that until last month it served to speak up loudly and clearly and without relent.
February 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Stop asking where former Vice President Kamala Harris is, she was right there willing to save us all from impending doom and many people failed her in order to choose doom instead just to see others suffer. Leave her the fuck alone, she owes no one anything.
February 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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In most areas of medicine, consistently measuring and reviewing symptoms and functioning is routine. Yet, the mental health care field has been slower to apply the regular use of measurement in treatment.

Find out how health care leaders came together to solve this issue: go.ihi.org/4b15svv
February 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Every time they show Travis Kelce he gets sadder and wetter
February 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Just a reminder: the draft-dodger saluting during the anthem thinks our Veterans and Troops are suckers and losers.

Never forget.
February 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Charlie Baker can go fuck himself
Statement from NCAA president Charlie Baker on Donald Trump’s executive order banning transgender athletes from women’s sports.

Says the NCAA will move quickly to align with the EO.
February 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM