As someone who faithfully watched all 11 seasons of The Walking Dead, I feel for all the Stranger Things fans having to hear that the annoying "OMG who even still watches this?" mentality has moved on to it
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
As someone who faithfully watched all 11 seasons of The Walking Dead, I feel for all the Stranger Things fans having to hear that the annoying "OMG who even still watches this?" mentality has moved on to it
Things I like more than current popular music:
-Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up"
-4 Non Blondes "What's Up"
-all boy band music
-Nickelback's entire discography
-the greatest fart I ever let out (it was all bass no squish, it made me see God)
-Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up"
-4 Non Blondes "What's Up"
-all boy band music
-Nickelback's entire discography
-the greatest fart I ever let out (it was all bass no squish, it made me see God)
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Things I like more than current popular music:
-Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up"
-4 Non Blondes "What's Up"
-all boy band music
-Nickelback's entire discography
-the greatest fart I ever let out (it was all bass no squish, it made me see God)
-Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up"
-4 Non Blondes "What's Up"
-all boy band music
-Nickelback's entire discography
-the greatest fart I ever let out (it was all bass no squish, it made me see God)
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Being incredibly rich and still having a desperate need for people to think you're cool and funny is such a pathetically sad cliche
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Being incredibly rich and still having a desperate need for people to think you're cool and funny is such a pathetically sad cliche
How do you politely tell someone their haiku isn't a haiku?
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How do you politely tell someone their haiku isn't a haiku?
In the commercial for his new stand-up special, Sebastian Maniscalco is sucking off Jeff Bezos.
Is EVERY successful comedian these days a "Krusty The Klown"-level sellout?
Is EVERY successful comedian these days a "Krusty The Klown"-level sellout?
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
In the commercial for his new stand-up special, Sebastian Maniscalco is sucking off Jeff Bezos.
Is EVERY successful comedian these days a "Krusty The Klown"-level sellout?
Is EVERY successful comedian these days a "Krusty The Klown"-level sellout?
He went out and said gays shouldn't be parents and not long after, it came out that he's poly.
You can't just pick & choose when you wanna live in the 21st century, my friend.
You can't just pick & choose when you wanna live in the 21st century, my friend.
Neyo would never have 3 girlfriends if he wasnt famous. He looks like a ninja turtle under those fedoras.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
He went out and said gays shouldn't be parents and not long after, it came out that he's poly.
You can't just pick & choose when you wanna live in the 21st century, my friend.
You can't just pick & choose when you wanna live in the 21st century, my friend.
Just found out who Jeff Dye is. Another "waahh no one likes me in California so I'm moving to Texas" comedian (at least he says he is). This brand of male is so played out at this point.
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just found out who Jeff Dye is. Another "waahh no one likes me in California so I'm moving to Texas" comedian (at least he says he is). This brand of male is so played out at this point.
I don't think Kanye was on Epstein Island because he 100% would've bragged about it by now
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I don't think Kanye was on Epstein Island because he 100% would've bragged about it by now
As someone who:
-saw Watchmen in theaters twice;
-watched every guitar guy on American Idol sing it;
-knows how Owen Benjamin ruined it with his gross activism;
I'm all set in general with this song.
-saw Watchmen in theaters twice;
-watched every guitar guy on American Idol sing it;
-knows how Owen Benjamin ruined it with his gross activism;
I'm all set in general with this song.
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
As someone who:
-saw Watchmen in theaters twice;
-watched every guitar guy on American Idol sing it;
-knows how Owen Benjamin ruined it with his gross activism;
I'm all set in general with this song.
-saw Watchmen in theaters twice;
-watched every guitar guy on American Idol sing it;
-knows how Owen Benjamin ruined it with his gross activism;
I'm all set in general with this song.
Just bought 2 tickets to see Weird Al in Boston in July! Ordinarily I'm too anxious to go to concerts but Weird Al is my hero.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just bought 2 tickets to see Weird Al in Boston in July! Ordinarily I'm too anxious to go to concerts but Weird Al is my hero.
🎶 And that's all I have to say ABOUT THAT 🎶 (iykyk)
Wow! Our first-week ticket sales BLEW MY HAIR RIGHT OFF!! Hope it grows back in time for the tour!
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
🎶 And that's all I have to say ABOUT THAT 🎶 (iykyk)
Must go faster, Charlie Brown
a black and white photo of a monster 's mouth coming out of a mirror .
Alt: The T. rex in Jurassic Park in the sideview mirror
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Must go faster, Charlie Brown
So the "peace president" is about to declare war on Venezuela.
Anyone who ever believed the thing I put in quotes is a fucking moron. No exceptions.
Anyone who ever believed the thing I put in quotes is a fucking moron. No exceptions.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So the "peace president" is about to declare war on Venezuela.
Anyone who ever believed the thing I put in quotes is a fucking moron. No exceptions.
Anyone who ever believed the thing I put in quotes is a fucking moron. No exceptions.
Just thinking about the comedian in my local scene who can best be described as "a walking bag of cold takes who thinks he's a philosopher"
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just thinking about the comedian in my local scene who can best be described as "a walking bag of cold takes who thinks he's a philosopher"
Apparently there's a new Meta VR Deadpool game.
But why would I need to play that when I own this underrated gem?
But why would I need to play that when I own this underrated gem?
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Apparently there's a new Meta VR Deadpool game.
But why would I need to play that when I own this underrated gem?
But why would I need to play that when I own this underrated gem?
Find someone who loves you as passionately as Hunter S. Thompson hated Richard Nixon
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Find someone who loves you as passionately as Hunter S. Thompson hated Richard Nixon
Yes I'm watching #AmazingRace but at this point I've checked out. I didn't bother watching Jag steamroll on BB, and I don't particularly wanna watch him do it again but with help.
Tucker and Eric were their only competition and were way more fun to watch.
Tucker and Eric were their only competition and were way more fun to watch.
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Yes I'm watching #AmazingRace but at this point I've checked out. I didn't bother watching Jag steamroll on BB, and I don't particularly wanna watch him do it again but with help.
Tucker and Eric were their only competition and were way more fun to watch.
Tucker and Eric were their only competition and were way more fun to watch.
I think George Carlin is the greatest comedian ever...but recently I watched a 90s clip of him complaining about the rise of people having water bottles and ngl it gave:
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think George Carlin is the greatest comedian ever...but recently I watched a 90s clip of him complaining about the rise of people having water bottles and ngl it gave:
Wait...
Ne-Yo isn't Neil Young?
Ne-Yo isn't Neil Young?
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wait...
Ne-Yo isn't Neil Young?
Ne-Yo isn't Neil Young?
I see what you're going for but how dare you compare Trump to someone as iconic as Miss Piggy
PHOTO: Donald Trump welcomes Zohran Mamdani to the White House.
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I see what you're going for but how dare you compare Trump to someone as iconic as Miss Piggy
We used to a country. A proper country.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We used to a country. A proper country.
Broke: "Your honor"
Woke: "Your majestrate"
Woke: "Your majestrate"
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Broke: "Your honor"
Woke: "Your majestrate"
Woke: "Your majestrate"
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tweeting "is no one going to talk about Zohran platforming a fascist 🙄" and sticking my phone up my ass
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
tweeting "is no one going to talk about Zohran platforming a fascist 🙄" and sticking my phone up my ass
Every time I watch The Wizard Of Oz, I learn something new about it I wish I didn't know. This time, it's "the director was pro-Nazi".
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Every time I watch The Wizard Of Oz, I learn something new about it I wish I didn't know. This time, it's "the director was pro-Nazi".
Good riddance. Here's hoping she never holds public office again.
Wretched hag.
Wretched hag.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Good riddance. Here's hoping she never holds public office again.
Wretched hag.
Wretched hag.