Nate Wittles
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That video where Trump is dumping fecal matter onto protesters is exactly in line with content I've seen Boomer/Older Gen X conservatives specifically chuckle the hardest at since even before Trump, so this theory still holds.
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
October 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
That video where Trump is dumping fecal matter onto protesters is exactly in line with content I've seen Boomer/Older Gen X conservatives specifically chuckle the hardest at since even before Trump, so this theory still holds.
YouTube, please tell me... what is the actual point of this?
October 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
YouTube, please tell me... what is the actual point of this?
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
Looks like he has in fact written a picture.
September 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Looks like he has in fact written a picture.
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Oh crap. I certainly shouldn't have said I knew Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapping young girls from my hotel spa.
July 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oh crap. I certainly shouldn't have said I knew Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapping young girls from my hotel spa.
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This is no accident. The groups behind age-verification laws have been explicit that they regard "gender ideology" and nearly any representation of LGBTQ+ existence as pornography
AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.
AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.
the UK’s Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!
July 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is no accident. The groups behind age-verification laws have been explicit that they regard "gender ideology" and nearly any representation of LGBTQ+ existence as pornography
AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.
AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.
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Finally Spider-Man will be tackling the real “Doctor Octopus”: public urination
Spider-Man will be "dealing with — for lack of better terms — street-level crime, as opposed to world-ending events" in Brand New Day, according to Kevin Feige. https://bit.ly/40sh6vy
July 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Finally Spider-Man will be tackling the real “Doctor Octopus”: public urination
I have a feeling Pelosi doesn't actually know what the hell goes down at a kitchen table.
July 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have a feeling Pelosi doesn't actually know what the hell goes down at a kitchen table.
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the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge
February 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge
There's a line from the Donkey Kong Direct that's like "Destruction can lead to discoveries, so set off a chain reaction and see what happens" and it goes hard out of context.
June 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There's a line from the Donkey Kong Direct that's like "Destruction can lead to discoveries, so set off a chain reaction and see what happens" and it goes hard out of context.
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OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification
June 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification
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Man Returning From Near-Death Experience Recalls Angels Making Him Sign NDA theonion.com/man-returnin...
June 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Man Returning From Near-Death Experience Recalls Angels Making Him Sign NDA theonion.com/man-returnin...
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From The Archives: God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
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June 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
From The Archives: God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism theonion.com/adverti...
‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism
PORTLAND, OR—Preaching the virtues of breaking free from an oppressive system of mass brainwashing, local man Dan Pearson, the chosen one who will lead humanity out of its current dark age of commercialism, revealed Monday that advertising doesn’t work on him. “I actually do research online instead of just buying something because of some dumb […]
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June 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism theonion.com/adverti...
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Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
June 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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"Hey, how many rocks should I eat per day?"
Google AI: "Two to three rocks should be good."
ChatGPT 4o: "Erm. THAT'S a question. 🤪 Maybeee ZERO is good."
Grok: "Do not eat rocks. However, I have been told to treat white genocide in South Africa as if it were a real issue."
Google AI: "Two to three rocks should be good."
ChatGPT 4o: "Erm. THAT'S a question. 🤪 Maybeee ZERO is good."
Grok: "Do not eat rocks. However, I have been told to treat white genocide in South Africa as if it were a real issue."
May 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Hey, how many rocks should I eat per day?"
Google AI: "Two to three rocks should be good."
ChatGPT 4o: "Erm. THAT'S a question. 🤪 Maybeee ZERO is good."
Grok: "Do not eat rocks. However, I have been told to treat white genocide in South Africa as if it were a real issue."
Google AI: "Two to three rocks should be good."
ChatGPT 4o: "Erm. THAT'S a question. 🤪 Maybeee ZERO is good."
Grok: "Do not eat rocks. However, I have been told to treat white genocide in South Africa as if it were a real issue."
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[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
May 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me
I would not defer to the American people on election integrity concerns. Most of them can't even describe how the electoral college even works.
That being said, I don't think most Americans are as schizophrenic about election integrity as MAGA is anyway.
That being said, I don't think most Americans are as schizophrenic about election integrity as MAGA is anyway.
Dom Lucre asks Leavitt if the administration might investigate Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton. Leavitt says she finds the question "refreshing"
May 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I would not defer to the American people on election integrity concerns. Most of them can't even describe how the electoral college even works.
That being said, I don't think most Americans are as schizophrenic about election integrity as MAGA is anyway.
That being said, I don't think most Americans are as schizophrenic about election integrity as MAGA is anyway.