SPOOKY HALLOWEEN STORIES THAT ARE ACTUALLY TRUE: The guys who are receptive to and laugh at "king trump dumping the funny poop on whiny protesters" content are not only allowed to vote on how you are allowed to live, but they are some of the most high propensity voters we have.

Not sure why they assumed they even had to try before. This shit still tricks MAGA. lol

Do dogs think in barks? I need to know this.

They literally split the Dakotas to game the Senate system. It's such a bad system. lol

Honey you mean hunkules.

Hello, Mr. Sleepy. May I call you Very?

They ran on even less than that on 2024. They were like "the other guy is bad but we will do his policies 'better' and also put a guy from his party in my cabinet. They can't even promise to be proper opponents.

Elon: *Relentlessly shits on trans people, spreads white genocide conspiracy theories, and constantly fear mongers against minorities and workers.*
All groups affected: Hey man fuck you.
Elon: 😦 Why is everyone so mean to me?