Noah Abrahams
@nabrahams.bsky.social
New Englander in Netherlands 🇳🇱!
I sincerely want you to get ahead. Love to cook. Dad. Exhausted.
Open Source / ADHD / TTRPG / TinnedFish / Gweep / Neurospicy / E_TOOMANYHOBBIES
I sincerely want you to get ahead. Love to cook. Dad. Exhausted.
Open Source / ADHD / TTRPG / TinnedFish / Gweep / Neurospicy / E_TOOMANYHOBBIES
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Noah Abrahams
@nabrahams.bsky.social
· Jan 9
Remember: In life, everyone is entitled to wear a silly hat.
My sleep schedule has been F'd for days and I have to get up early tomorrow, but all I want right now is the nap that will F my schedule even harder.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My sleep schedule has been F'd for days and I have to get up early tomorrow, but all I want right now is the nap that will F my schedule even harder.
Randall out here making me cry on the train...
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Randall out here making me cry on the train...
So many people have it tough right now, but those with kids, disabilities, or both, have it particularly hard, especially this time of year.
#MutualAid
#MutualAid
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So many people have it tough right now, but those with kids, disabilities, or both, have it particularly hard, especially this time of year.
#MutualAid
#MutualAid
Reposted by Noah Abrahams
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Bibi is cool, and you should support them if you can, or at the very least, buy some stuff from their store.
For everyone who's asked where I got my sliding SPOONS pin, that I wear at conferences, this is where!
For everyone who's asked where I got my sliding SPOONS pin, that I wear at conferences, this is where!
I've updated the goal to include some transportation and other costs since I won't be able to drive when I have my surgery. And will need to make it to my post surgery appointments. Any help is appreciated!
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 67% of goal on Ko-fi!
ko-fi.com/bibiblossoms...
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 67% of goal on Ko-fi!
ko-fi.com/bibiblossoms...
Support Bibi
Support Bibi
ko-fi.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bibi is cool, and you should support them if you can, or at the very least, buy some stuff from their store.
For everyone who's asked where I got my sliding SPOONS pin, that I wear at conferences, this is where!
For everyone who's asked where I got my sliding SPOONS pin, that I wear at conferences, this is where!
Reposted by Noah Abrahams
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
Reposted by Noah Abrahams
You're Not Autistic? That can't be true. I have a 4-year-old nephew who is Not Autistic and he's nothing like you! 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
You're Not Autistic? That can't be true. I have a 4-year-old nephew who is Not Autistic and he's nothing like you! 🧵
I want to thank all those who have shared this, I was unaware of how many reposts it has gotten; thank you!
Things are more urgent. I got back after once again unclear if they did the inspection, and found this in the door.
Panicked, number went up now $2316.22
#mutualaid #helpfolkslive 🖤🤎💸💕
Things are more urgent. I got back after once again unclear if they did the inspection, and found this in the door.
Panicked, number went up now $2316.22
#mutualaid #helpfolkslive 🖤🤎💸💕
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Reposted by Noah Abrahams
This week is Thanksgiving. It's also the last week for you to submit your talk/workshop proposals for @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social 23x, including #CloudNativeDayLA Don't miss the deadline!
www.socallinuxexpo.org/scale/23x/cfp
#CfP #Linux #CloudNative #Conferences
www.socallinuxexpo.org/scale/23x/cfp
#CfP #Linux #CloudNative #Conferences
Call for Presentations | SCALE
www.socallinuxexpo.org
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This week is Thanksgiving. It's also the last week for you to submit your talk/workshop proposals for @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social 23x, including #CloudNativeDayLA Don't miss the deadline!
www.socallinuxexpo.org/scale/23x/cfp
#CfP #Linux #CloudNative #Conferences
www.socallinuxexpo.org/scale/23x/cfp
#CfP #Linux #CloudNative #Conferences
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Excuse me, did you say "Feels like negative zero???" Go home weather widget, you're drunk.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Excuse me, did you say "Feels like negative zero???" Go home weather widget, you're drunk.
People seem to be missing the important point that "Sovereign Infrastructure" means you have to run it. Bringing it back in to a Dutch cloud provider would be nice, but if necessary, the government or the public should own it.
Hey, look, even more need for people with my skills here...
Hey, look, even more need for people with my skills here...
Dutch looking into “consequences” of Digid takeover by US firm www.dutchnews.nl?p=260201
Dutch looking into “consequences” of Digid takeover by US firm
www.dutchnews.nl
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
People seem to be missing the important point that "Sovereign Infrastructure" means you have to run it. Bringing it back in to a Dutch cloud provider would be nice, but if necessary, the government or the public should own it.
Hey, look, even more need for people with my skills here...
Hey, look, even more need for people with my skills here...
The urge to commiserate with someone on here, but then realizing you'd be the only comment and you don't really know the person, and that's so fucking awkward, so you just put your thoughts back in your pocket and go to bed. You know, instead of being "that guy"
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The urge to commiserate with someone on here, but then realizing you'd be the only comment and you don't really know the person, and that's so fucking awkward, so you just put your thoughts back in your pocket and go to bed. You know, instead of being "that guy"
This. A birthday in late December means you're just inured to a whole lot of apathy.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This. A birthday in late December means you're just inured to a whole lot of apathy.
FOSS: Free and Open Source Sidhe
“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
FOSS: Free and Open Source Sidhe
Today I'm getting caught up on sending replies to messages from a couple days ago. It ain't much, but it's honest work.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Today I'm getting caught up on sending replies to messages from a couple days ago. It ain't much, but it's honest work.
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1. Great, let's do this
2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators
3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators
3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
1. Great, let's do this
2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators
3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators
3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
A) Congratulations to this young Doctor on defending her exciting and important research.
B) I know there's problems here, but holy shit, at least it's not the old hellsite. I haven't been there in years, and I knew it was bad, but YIKES.
B) I know there's problems here, but holy shit, at least it's not the old hellsite. I haven't been there in years, and I knew it was bad, but YIKES.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
A) Congratulations to this young Doctor on defending her exciting and important research.
B) I know there's problems here, but holy shit, at least it's not the old hellsite. I haven't been there in years, and I knew it was bad, but YIKES.
B) I know there's problems here, but holy shit, at least it's not the old hellsite. I haven't been there in years, and I knew it was bad, but YIKES.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Neither of the roles I really felt good about are going to move forward, so that's how this week is starting.
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Neither of the roles I really felt good about are going to move forward, so that's how this week is starting.
"You opened the box... We came..."
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"You opened the box... We came..."
Just me giggling on the bus here...
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Just me giggling on the bus here...
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Here’s something that’s really important for everyone to understand.
If we design our cities just for cars, they fail everyone, including drivers.
If we design our cities with many great CHOICES in how to get around, they work better for everyone, including drivers.
Spread the word.
If we design our cities just for cars, they fail everyone, including drivers.
If we design our cities with many great CHOICES in how to get around, they work better for everyone, including drivers.
Spread the word.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Here’s something that’s really important for everyone to understand.
If we design our cities just for cars, they fail everyone, including drivers.
If we design our cities with many great CHOICES in how to get around, they work better for everyone, including drivers.
Spread the word.
If we design our cities just for cars, they fail everyone, including drivers.
If we design our cities with many great CHOICES in how to get around, they work better for everyone, including drivers.
Spread the word.
🎶So, why don't we go... Somewhere with the Mi-Go...🎶
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🎶So, why don't we go... Somewhere with the Mi-Go...🎶