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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 21h

(this is not a shitpost, just a shit post)

GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 21h

Chevy Chase once made an entire set of people sing a song together between takes with the lyrics:
"We like to poo
in our pants,
We like to poo
in our pants,We like to poo
in our pants."

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 21h

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 1d

tim robinson wishes he could be tim heidecker so bad but he cant because hes not funny

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 21h

>me when grandma forgets her Trenbolone prescription at my house

Drawing of a cartoon character with his tongue sticking out and rubbing his hands together vigorously

GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 21h

We must overturn capitalism so that we may return to board games being popular gameplay and fun instead of a social media PR team

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 21h

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 1d

tim robinson wishes he could be tim heidecker so bad but he cant because hes not funny

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 23h

whatever happened to waxangel on the teamliquid forums

GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 1d

How many government websites are violating the Hatch Act right now do you think?

GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

If you're part of the well-documented communist militia group, you legally have to tell me

Screenshot of a tiktok comment section

user29088842:
was the patriot act patriotic? if not, please define how. but stay within the bounds of logic set forth in this video.

[n00ance]:
ideology vs a bill concocted by lobbyists? great comparison man

Zorph:
"ideology" yet its a well documented communist militia group. curious

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2d

People online will just say anything…

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

Me trying to sync the poly group hate sex climax

perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2d

can we pleese all come together and be friends

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 2d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

If he had suddenly pivoted to being left wing he would have just been Dean Withers with too much money

GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

A terrible debater but a pretty good speaker and the guy has dedicated his life to being one of the right's most ubiquitous propagandists which has only been for everyone's detriment

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

Like rightfully so, he resigned from Breitbart after a coworker was assaulted by a trump staffer and the company did literally nothing about it so I know there's a conscience in there somewhere but just very propagandized and misguided.

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

Like low-key the guy is 1% more principled than the alt-right goons he surrounded himself with but there's no way he didn't see this coming

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 3d

Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism

Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

I've never been able to afford it so it's definitely a luxury computer guy thing

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

It makes the clicking sound and feeling of pressing your keys different

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

They won't even let a lover ride at midnight on a black stallion wearing a dark cloak to the rustic castle on the hill to deliver an urgent message to their wife's vassal to summon her

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Nick Kristof @nickkristof.bsky.social · 2d

In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear how he was injured). But when the patient was loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the ambulance driver: www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...

Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver

Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.

www.wweek.com

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

The Secretary (2003) with Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader is wild

THAT'S a movie that couldn't get made today lmao

GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

I guess that means we might get new daft punk

GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

Don't let them persuade you that it is somehow a moral failing to think that the individuals in power are in bed with the corrupted system across all party lines. They are, it's evident, and they rely on propaganda, not secrecy to blind people to the truth.

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GREATEST SOLDIER OF HEH @n00ance.bsky.social · 2d

When they describe the "bullying tactics" of the left, they mean the non-acceptance of hard lines like genocide, ableism, and transphobia. They have an "acceptable amount" so drawing the line in the sand at 'none' is paramount to asking for the moon because they're so indebted to the system.

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