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Michael Henk
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Technical Reserving Actuary, Brewers Fan, Bowler. Generally opposed to toxicity. Usually.
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"Most" (best vs. most impactful),
"Valuable" (statistical dominance vs. contribution to winning),
"Player" (should pitchers be included?)

are all subjective. The award is crap.
of all the stupid MLB awards, the MVP might be the silliest.
of all the stupid MLB awards, the MVP might be the silliest.
It would have been 30% less dynasty-y.

Dynastish?
When I figure out a way to describe what Yoshinobu Yamamoto did this weekend I’ll let you know. If Pages and Kiké dropped that ball with two out in the ninth the entire legacy of these Dodgers is different. Now, they are a dynasty forever. What an unhinged sport: open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...
Los Angeles Dodgers win back-to-back titles, cement modern dynasty
It only took the greatest baseball game I've ever seen in my life.
open.substack.com
We all carry or wear clocks. Why are there still so many f'n clocks in our house.
I'm assuming they wrote the plan together.
Dave Roberts and John Schneider both managed their pitching staffs Saturday night like they were writing a screenplay, not navigating the last game of the season. But it worked out more often than not, and it's part of what made Game 7 so compelling.

www.thelewsletter.lewispoll.is/p/game-seven...
I am glad that Mexican restaurants finally realized they could make crunchwraps too.
I'd be shocked if either of those things happened.
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I see Republicans still haven’t figured out what tariffs are
They’ve all gone mad.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
That seems low.
100% a dodger.
Breaking: Padres All-Star closer Robert Suarez, who led the NL with 40 saves, has opted out. Had $16M over 2 years to go. Now a free agent.
Who?
Abigail Spanberger takes a swipe at Mamdani, saying "maybe he should be a Democrat" and that his campaign promises are dishonest.
Meanwhile, the GOP will give you restrictions on all the amendments rights, not just 2.. more value!
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
Imagine being afraid of majority rule.
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
That road trip needed to be a month earlier. 😒
Sorry. civale-ian. Keep forgetting Montas had a massively inflated salary.
Montas-ian. Filler pitcher for cheap, exactly the injury backfill they need.
I got four free overpriced hotel drinks because ICE has decimated the hotel staff and I had to settle for not getting my complimentary upgrade.

Am I part of the problem? In fairness, the drinks aren't that good.
Football would be better if the clock never stopped.
This is my awards, all star game, and HOF take.
If you're mad about Gold Glove awards, it is because they are bad. If you're happy about Gold Glove awards, that is fun and you should enjoy it, but they are still bad
Who the hell is overpaying for stuffing. F tier prospects don't get round 1 money.
What's gonna be on your thanksgiving plate?
There's no reason they shouldn't open with twenty percent odds. And that's before adding Tucker, Bregman, Bichette and Cease.
We assume that survives in the same form to the next CBA, then? Probably a reasonably safe assumption.
Is there going to be a draft pick?
Neither are most of the journalists.