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Matt Yake
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Object creator/entropy manager, IATSE 487, Baltimore
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jondoe is best in Baltimore imo
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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From JD Vance on Houthi PC small group, the day after Signalgate broke:
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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be bad at stuff
be kinder
do it often

it’s really actually that simple
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
gotta go to Philly today. I'll walk from my house to Penn Station, train to 30th St, then walk to my destination. it'll cost me less than driving would. that's how it should be
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
it's crow flockin time!
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
tired of being human. wanna be kitty. or bird
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
aaaaaaaahhhhh I love this! I've been in that guy's exact position and have joked "it'll be funny when they crop this wrong and I'm on screen"
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
mr beast AND marc benioff?! that's too much
oh to do a near heroic dose of shrooms with mr beast, as dozens of vials of your blood are drawn, and the world watches on
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
sunset projected onto storm clouds looking beautiful right now
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Baltimore Streets
YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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U.S. Magistrate Judge Gabriel Fuentes, in dismissing Midway Blitz-related charges against Dana Briggs last week, said he was lifting restrictions on relevant video.

Today he made the video available through the clerk's office at no cost to the public. Here's the first.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I made a YouTube playlist of records I mentioned in Tough Breaks: The Story of Baltimore Club Music. I'm still adding to it, but there's over 100 tracks in there so far.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Tough Breaks: The Story of Baltimore Club Music - YouTube
songs featured in Al Shipley's book Tough Breaks
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this gets at the core of what's wrong with all the arguments I've seen against bill 25-0066

"I find it troubling when neighborhood leaders look enviously at private exclusionary restrictions borne of racism and ask the city to impose similarly exclusionary barriers through public laws."
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
lizza says we need to know these things. NO WE DO NOT
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
it's ok, you can say it, I don't mind, it's easier than explaining
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hot damn Mamdani is charming
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
client wants another of something I made for them over a year ago. checked my notes and had a drawing with all the critical dimensions. I feel so organized please clap
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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any time i'm stopped behind a car with virginia plates or someone who was just acting up i just look up their outstanding speeding/red light fines. today i got like 1500 dollars across three people 🥹 all my social contracts, gone
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
literally this
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM