MutantsMichael
@mutantsmichael.bsky.social
the guy from @wearethemutants.com with his third eye snapped open 24/7
https://wearethemutants.com/author/mg7810/
https://thegrassoknoll.pika.page/
https://ko-fi.com/mutantsmichael
https://wearethemutants.com/author/mg7810/
https://thegrassoknoll.pika.page/
https://ko-fi.com/mutantsmichael
I cannot imagine a more existentially and spiritually horrifying circumstance for a mushroom trip than being viewed by half a million people on the Computer
that's the kind of shit that will have the machine elves scooping out your fuckin brains
that's the kind of shit that will have the machine elves scooping out your fuckin brains
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I cannot imagine a more existentially and spiritually horrifying circumstance for a mushroom trip than being viewed by half a million people on the Computer
that's the kind of shit that will have the machine elves scooping out your fuckin brains
that's the kind of shit that will have the machine elves scooping out your fuckin brains
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When you suddenly realize Mr beast and the founder of Salesforce are your tripsitters
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When you suddenly realize Mr beast and the founder of Salesforce are your tripsitters
All these posts about "2025 TV commercial famous" make me think I could write a really interesting timeline/piece on how the boundaries between A-, B-, and C-list media celebrity have shifted over the past 100 years seen alongside evolutions in media technology, production, and broadcasting
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
All these posts about "2025 TV commercial famous" make me think I could write a really interesting timeline/piece on how the boundaries between A-, B-, and C-list media celebrity have shifted over the past 100 years seen alongside evolutions in media technology, production, and broadcasting
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i wish there was something i could do to make sure that Kevin Hart, Melissa McCarthy, Ryan Reynolds, and Shane Gillis got more advertisement work. But sadly, as an individual, I just feel powerless. We need to work together to make sure we see even more of these guys somehow.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i wish there was something i could do to make sure that Kevin Hart, Melissa McCarthy, Ryan Reynolds, and Shane Gillis got more advertisement work. But sadly, as an individual, I just feel powerless. We need to work together to make sure we see even more of these guys somehow.
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It really is amazing that Rob Whisman gave us Curbes Lurb, the Twitch Mona Lisa Heist, and Uber Driver Sucked Me Off?? Talk about a guy who shouldn't have to buy a drink anywhere ever again
March 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It really is amazing that Rob Whisman gave us Curbes Lurb, the Twitch Mona Lisa Heist, and Uber Driver Sucked Me Off?? Talk about a guy who shouldn't have to buy a drink anywhere ever again
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everything is just the Curbes Lurb Teen Roast now
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
everything is just the Curbes Lurb Teen Roast now
scratching another day off my "days until solstice" count with a quivering, uncertain, fearful hand
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
scratching another day off my "days until solstice" count with a quivering, uncertain, fearful hand
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well I wonder
do we learn
seems we're making the same wrong turn
do we learn
seems we're making the same wrong turn
Listen
YouTube video by Toad The Wet Sprocket - Topic
www.youtube.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
well I wonder
do we learn
seems we're making the same wrong turn
do we learn
seems we're making the same wrong turn
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"strong floor no ceiling" describes a pit
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"strong floor no ceiling" describes a pit
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these images are so Adam Curtis coded
Kathryn Mullen and Jim Henson perform Kermit and Miss Piggy in front of Moscow's Red Square in August 1988
September 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
these images are so Adam Curtis coded
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Look, we're not saying working from home on Fridays is a problem-problem. But it is a problem. You understand, right?
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Look, we're not saying working from home on Fridays is a problem-problem. But it is a problem. You understand, right?
me hearing "work hard and play by the rules" in stereo in Clinton and Obama's voices as my head explodes Scanners-style
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
me hearing "work hard and play by the rules" in stereo in Clinton and Obama's voices as my head explodes Scanners-style
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Abuse culture is an ideology, as surely as capitalism or fascism.
I'm flummoxed by the underground movement to rehab cancelled figures. There's a rumor that a studio head is planning to begin bringing cancelled people back. It's bananas. The industry has contracted, leaving writers, directors and actors scrambling for work and we're making space for sex criminals?
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Abuse culture is an ideology, as surely as capitalism or fascism.
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why is Yoda calling me into an HR meeting
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
why is Yoda calling me into an HR meeting
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new york, london, paris, munich
everybody talk about
cube by rubik
everybody talk about
cube by rubik
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
new york, london, paris, munich
everybody talk about
cube by rubik
everybody talk about
cube by rubik
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what kinda conviction rate you figure the DA managed for Lieutenant Columbo's collars
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
what kinda conviction rate you figure the DA managed for Lieutenant Columbo's collars
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"reënters" oh fuck you
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"reënters" oh fuck you
everything is just the Curbes Lurb Teen Roast now
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
everything is just the Curbes Lurb Teen Roast now
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Watching a crap Florida team play a crap Florida State team like
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Watching a crap Florida team play a crap Florida State team like
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hey "nice" zucchetto haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of Peter the Prince of the Apostles, Bishop of Rome and Servant of the Servants of God.] oh fuck
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hey "nice" zucchetto haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of Peter the Prince of the Apostles, Bishop of Rome and Servant of the Servants of God.] oh fuck
you have to have a lot of balls to compare the internet to the mystifying enslaving trickery of Faerie and come out of it thinking that's a *good* thing
to embrace this mind control and to expressly deny it's literally killing us all is so much worse than quiet acquiescence
to embrace this mind control and to expressly deny it's literally killing us all is so much worse than quiet acquiescence
Opinion | Your Phone Isn’t a Drug. It’s a Portal to the Otherworld.
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
you have to have a lot of balls to compare the internet to the mystifying enslaving trickery of Faerie and come out of it thinking that's a *good* thing
to embrace this mind control and to expressly deny it's literally killing us all is so much worse than quiet acquiescence
to embrace this mind control and to expressly deny it's literally killing us all is so much worse than quiet acquiescence