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Being in your 50s feels kinda like a video game level where these holes keep randomly opening up beneath your feet and you have to jump to avoid them but even as you do allies and enemies keep falling into them as well

in this metaphor the random holes are the grim hand of mortality
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
so the CIA is shooting National Guardsmen now huh, talk about your imperial boomerangs
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I'm always going to look at types like this & feel like Heather Graham in Bowfinger, "They're all aliens worshipping their false gods," & again, WHY DO YOU CARE, you won. You have everything except endless admiration & love & I guess that's the part that's killing you & please, I insist, go die.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Some tech type angry about ayyyy-eiii detractors is the main character today & just, what do you even want from the rest of us? You won. You have a total stranglehold on financial markets. You're eating education, publishing, the arts & the electrical grid alive. You don't get kisses on top of that.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
We're in tough shape for the holidays, gang. Please consider dropping something in my ko-fi cup, I plan on doing more writing once things calm down a bit in December:
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November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I think you're fucking stupid if you have any hope right now
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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when the vocal chorus comes in on Pat Metheny's "Last Train Home"
Ascending Energy GIF
Alt: an animated gif of an ascending astral body in full union with the spectral energy around it
media.tenor.com
August 2, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I just spent 45 minutes trying to get a document to print off an iPad
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
this thread is a wild ride
This has brought up a question I actually don't know - when did the specific form "the fae" become so popular in English?

OED has "Faerie" going back to Spenser, "fey" as "fairylike" in 1823, and there's obviously "Morgan le Fay" from French, but can't find much for "the fae" til quite recently!
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Bolsonaro catching typhus, dengue, hantavirus, and the plague all at once like
a video game shows a person riding a skateboard on a red surface
Alt: a video game shows a person riding a skateboard on a red surface
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I agree with Bari that the vast majority of Americans are disgusting pedophiles
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The blog is dying on the vine. I have lost all the inspiration I had at the beginning of the month because November has *destroyed* me, emotionally and mentally. So much for the month of relaxation after the family medical emergency!
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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God it's so cool that so much of British and European nationalist politics has broadly been shaped by warehouse clickfarms rented by guys in South Asia running "how to make money from racist old people" workshops, and that this has had more influence on media and politics than any grassroots group
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
when I see a reference to "Black Friday" in a British publication I want to climb the mound of human skulls that bears Santa Claus's capitalism-bloodied throne and slice his fuckin throat
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I come from a long line of unemployable layabouts (Italian)
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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the wealthy have a new face. they look upsetting to us but to them it is a mark of status, one that marks membership in a new species. surgical powdered wigs. nasty time to be alive
Why would you even care about how you look if you have a billion dollars
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the seasonal affective disorder is like EXTRA bad this year, right?
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
so many "leftist" so-called online personalities never got around to killing the liberal that they started as and surprise surprise, it's the rich ones who have the most trouble with this
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
another day being a mortified Gen Xer online
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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God I love this fucked up suicidal clown death cult of a country, I can't wait for it to be incinerated by Chinese missiles
September 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
remember how the guy who killed Charlie Kirk was a Mormon kid with family friends in the US Marshals and how his mom did that overbearing and weird "boymom" shit to him his entire childhood on social media
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Lou Perltzman lives
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
In the end, the decadent and exhausted Amerikkkan empire even outsourced and offshored its own bigotry and race hatred, formerly one of its people's favorite pastimes in more prosperous times
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM