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Is your writing stupid enough? rs-benedict.com/2025/11/29/s...
Stupid Times Call for Stupid Writing
Maybe your writing isn’t too stupid. Maybe your writing isn’t stupid enough.
rs-benedict.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Kinda glad I waited until my late early thirties to get into De La Soul
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The story of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance is pure ass, but I do think it's funny it's about a kid yelling at everyone to quit taking a fantasy novel so seriously
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
@profanity.accountant alright, get out your calipers
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
laughing in rodney ram at this
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
bald eagle
great horned owl
black snake
armadillo
red shouldered hawk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

coqui
bald eagle
water moccasin
dolphin
black bear
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Humpback whale
Grizzly
Bighorn sheep
Sambar
Pine marten
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the craziest detail in here to me is that he's taken to eating a whole ostrich egg a day? he's calling it getting "egg pilled" because it's "nature's medicine". he's still a pervert, too. but the specificity of the ostrich egg threw me.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
*cracks knuckles*

potatoes/cranberry: fine
green beans and carrots: i'm not a big french green bean fan. whole shit looks like it came out of a can
stuffing: looks like bird suet
chicken nuggets/pigs in a blanket: you are 12 years old
turkey and mac & cheese: ben shapiro's wife
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
one of my friends needs to start the modern version of army man magazine.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I heard a youtuber say "math ain't mathing" about csa statistics in foster care and I'm taking up my holy sword
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is my holiday depression, a very special variant. Different from my depression (seasonal) and double depression, and more of a "head" feeling than my regular akin to the dysthymia. makes me want to sit in a room and listen to the charlie brown christmas album on loop in the dark.
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
youtu.be/OihbIgXBsMU?...

Cade Cunningham in the last three minutes of a close game when Duncan Robinson is cold
Photoplayer Unusual Instrument Used In Silent Films
YouTube video by DeanScottPresents
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November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
it's so funny i saw a bunch of greasy heart on their sleeve americana guys bag winona ryder for a few dates in my teens and go "huh, i can do that scam no problem"
Tom forever 👕
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
This is a pretty harsh take but Cade is ready and it's a matter of who else is ready to come with him at this point. He needs more help closing out games than Tobias Harris.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
my appalachian opp who isn't in the white house is any of the progressive appalachian guys who say shit like "WELL NOW IF YOU DON'T GIT YOUR SURPLUS VALUE INTO THE HANDS OF WORKIN' PEOPLE, THEN YOU GOT YOURSELF A PLUMB KETTLE OF FISH" so they can live off of youtube money
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Millennial smoking ice: hesrightbehindme ISNT HE????
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The idea of AI """"relationships"""" genuinely sickens me. Inadvertent propaganda for its power
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Cranky heterodox leninist post: maybe it should?
skill issue
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Power scaling The Beatles
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Stolen from @icecreamcityy.bsky.social this morning but really a tribute to their curatorial taste
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
They should make snus with THC in it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Considering his dad is basically the best NASCAR driver in history you'd think Dale Jr would be a bigger headcase but as far as I can tell he's pretty on the level.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What you need to know is a better explanation of my taste is concerts health/bad luck made miss:

Chat Pile
Melvins
Boris
Elucid
Milo/R.A.P. Ferriera
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Broke: Gen Lee Avatar
Woke: Sherman avatar
Bespoke: Benjamin the Beast Butler avatar
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Quit sucking Creed's dick, they suck.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM