Shadowbanned Warlord
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there were moments tonight where Jalen Brunson resembled Kendall Roy
February 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
there were moments tonight where Jalen Brunson resembled Kendall Roy
Albert Fish
sort of curious who would be a *terrible* muppet show guest host. to nuke myself from orbit, i am starting with gillian anderson
janelle monáe, ke huy quan and pedro pascal
February 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Albert Fish
These ai interstitials on the pistons game are total ass.
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
These ai interstitials on the pistons game are total ass.
PAUL REED WITH FOUR SECONDS ON THE CLOCK: time for me to do three spin moves, a ground pound, run into two guys, and then land the most bullshit finger roll humanly possible
February 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
PAUL REED WITH FOUR SECONDS ON THE CLOCK: time for me to do three spin moves, a ground pound, run into two guys, and then land the most bullshit finger roll humanly possible
i had this concept for awhile of a character who was a detroit basketblogger whose favorite player is tobias harris but I realized I basically made an even more niche version of kenny dennis
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i had this concept for awhile of a character who was a detroit basketblogger whose favorite player is tobias harris but I realized I basically made an even more niche version of kenny dennis
Here's how I reboot the muppets: paint Nathan Fielder green. Rowlf? Benny Safdie. And I know just the person to play Miss Piggy....
February 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Here's how I reboot the muppets: paint Nathan Fielder green. Rowlf? Benny Safdie. And I know just the person to play Miss Piggy....
The "western Marxism vs eastern Marxism" is a tautology because even if you said the Frankfurt School was an op or whatever, Marxism had to take from bourgeois sources like German idealism to arrive at its understanding of the world.
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The "western Marxism vs eastern Marxism" is a tautology because even if you said the Frankfurt School was an op or whatever, Marxism had to take from bourgeois sources like German idealism to arrive at its understanding of the world.
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
Trevor Bauer, looking oddly smooth and inside of a library whose walls keep shimmering: Have you ever noticed how there are fewer white people now? well,
MLB players have struck a deal allowing AI versions of themselves to be created ⚾️
• Each AI character will reflect the player's voice and interests
• They can chat and charge for interactions with fans
• Each AI character will reflect the player's voice and interests
• They can chat and charge for interactions with fans
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Trevor Bauer, looking oddly smooth and inside of a library whose walls keep shimmering: Have you ever noticed how there are fewer white people now? well,
the most outwardly evil boss I ever had owned two vehicles (as a library manager no less!): a red corvette and a dodge ram. she always parked in the handicapped spot, too.
Why'd they call it the Dodge Ram instead of the Fascist Death Drive?
February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
the most outwardly evil boss I ever had owned two vehicles (as a library manager no less!): a red corvette and a dodge ram. she always parked in the handicapped spot, too.
the entire western colonial project has never been able to forgive Haiti for actually taking their philosophies seriously.
February 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
the entire western colonial project has never been able to forgive Haiti for actually taking their philosophies seriously.
I'm pretty convinced menswear is gonna Carhartt Wrangler next
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I'm pretty convinced menswear is gonna Carhartt Wrangler next
I actually only really started "getting" De La Soul last year. 3 Feet High is as good of a debut as Illmatic/Enter the 36 Chambers
Happy 3 Feet High day y’all
Big up to Prince Paul
Big up to Prince Paul
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I actually only really started "getting" De La Soul last year. 3 Feet High is as good of a debut as Illmatic/Enter the 36 Chambers
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as much nostalgia as I have for some of these (the nine stories jd salinger was a big part of my adolescence), they did have a tendency to split if the glue was cheap enough. it's worth wondering if we miss the aesthetic or the experience.
I am certainly going to miss mass markets, and cherish some of the ones I have (Cornell Woolrich’s Black novels ftw). But some of the ones I’ve pulled off the shelf lately are virtually unreadable, like a copy of 1984 that looks like it was printed entirely in 8-point bold.
So Long to Cheap Books You Could Fit in Your Pocket
www.nytimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
as much nostalgia as I have for some of these (the nine stories jd salinger was a big part of my adolescence), they did have a tendency to split if the glue was cheap enough. it's worth wondering if we miss the aesthetic or the experience.
If you're a Bulls fan there's a lot to like about Ivey. I genuinely didn't want to draft him (I was all in on Mathurin) but he won me over with a lot of hard work and talent, flaws and all.
February 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
If you're a Bulls fan there's a lot to like about Ivey. I genuinely didn't want to draft him (I was all in on Mathurin) but he won me over with a lot of hard work and talent, flaws and all.
Last couple weeks have been very exhausting. I really don't love I was publicly freaking out about money a lot. But. Thank the lord. I have finally been paid.
February 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Last couple weeks have been very exhausting. I really don't love I was publicly freaking out about money a lot. But. Thank the lord. I have finally been paid.
maybe the reason having all that money makes people miserable is because they're husks, total hollow men. if I had even a million dollars nobody would ever hear from me ever again.
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
maybe the reason having all that money makes people miserable is because they're husks, total hollow men. if I had even a million dollars nobody would ever hear from me ever again.
talk to em
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
talk to em
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The Jaden Ivey trade is very much wait and see but some of the best comedy on this Pistons team was when he would have a pretty good game and then get in the post game review and start giving testimony while everyone watches in confusion
February 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The Jaden Ivey trade is very much wait and see but some of the best comedy on this Pistons team was when he would have a pretty good game and then get in the post game review and start giving testimony while everyone watches in confusion
hangs out with Nicki Minaj once
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
hangs out with Nicki Minaj once
Res's first album is excellent, by the way. Wren got me onto it and it's killer. It's important, to me, we don't just recognize survivors for surviving but also for their own talents.
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Res's first album is excellent, by the way. Wren got me onto it and it's killer. It's important, to me, we don't just recognize survivors for surviving but also for their own talents.
Chicago Bulls be like: "Guards? Seize them!!!"
Minnesota traded Rob Dillingham, Leonard Miller and four second-round picks to Chicago for Dosunmu and Julian Phillips, sources said.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Chicago Bulls be like: "Guards? Seize them!!!"