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Lena

Lena

@mslenakay.bsky.social

2.3K followers 1K following 450 posts

Love cats, sunny reality tv shows, British TV shows, gardening, rom coms, fuzzy blankets, and the Oxford comma. 🇨🇦 Profile comes with a side of existential dread. Special interests at random intervals.

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Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 11h

Nicolas Cage has a chance to do something here

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 11h

If a full wing of the White House is missing and there are maybe exposed areas... is this a heist in the making situation or?

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Alex Boyd @alexboyd.bsky.social · 13h

Uh, the company that made the unique lift used in the Louvre robbery is now using photos of the heist in advertisements: "When you need to move fast." www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

‘Quiet as a whisper’: German firm launches ad campaign after lift used in Louvre heist

After watching the news about the Paris robbery, managers at Böcker decided to make the most of the publicity

www.theguardian.com

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 13h

Netflix needs a Heist subcategory on my home page

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 13h

I’d obviously never join it but I’d watch it in horror.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 14h

The Toronto dating scene is a dumpster fire and it makes no sense not to give us a season of #LoveisBlind. We’d be perfect.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 14h

Stephen King puts out a lot of excellent horror, and does it at a very good pace, but even he cannot keep up with the real-life horrors of America.

Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 14h

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 14h

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tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · 1d

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Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 14h

In a world of Sparkle Megans, I’m a Jordan.

#LoveisBlind

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 14h

I meant on my arm****

They were stealing my blood!

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 14h

I have a few tomatoes trying their best to make it. I hope they do.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 14h

A handsome socialist with comedic timing. I love that for y’all.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve found three on my blood in 10 minutes before.

That said, I’m sorry to Iceland.

Popular Science @popsci.com · 15h

Welcome to hell, Iceland.

www.popsci.com/environment/...

Iceland was the only country in the world without mosquitos—now they’ve found three

The insects will likely stay in the Nordic country.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 15h

I also love how they gave the advice in a way that was “take it or leave it” and it didnt feel unsolicited, just kind and helpful.

Love our community!

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 16h

Olivia Buckingham, 26, who took three months to learn the layout of her small workplace and still frequently ends up in the stationery cupboard, reportedly thought it would be a great idea to visit a dense thicket of over a million maize plants and see what happens.

Dyspraxic woman at corn maze still looking for way in

A dyspraxic autistic woman tasked with finding her way out of a Halloween corn maze first has to find the entrance, her loved ones have revealed. Olivia Buckingham, 26, who took three months to learn…

thedailytism.com

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 16h

I guess Sparkle Megan can afford whatever fine she might need to pay if they still charge fines on this show. #LoveisBlind

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 16h

Shark Week is so 2000-and-late.

It’s Heist Week!

Brandi, #1 Louvre Heist Investigator 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 17h

It's heist week!

www.bbc.com/news/article...

France: Museum robbery sees 2,000 gold and silver coins stolen

The theft from the Maison des Lumières in Langres is the latest in as string of cultural institution heists in France.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 17h

Genuinely curious what the point is though.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 17h

I haven’t managed to report a single thing and have it actually violate standards in several years. A lawless place.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 18h

Weirdly I don’t look a thing like either of mine or any of my grandparents, but my sister does.

Two of my cousins look like me and my nephew does though.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 18h

Anyone asking where Drake is during the World Series needs to look his history of sports betting. He’s like that Kramer guy for stocks, but with sports. He’s more cursed than a Leafs jersey.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 20h

I know someone who died that way and some of his family seems convinced it was from the vaccine but I’m not sure why they won’t consider it was from catching Covid. He‘d only had one vaccine and lived in a community setting very close to others. It was likely Covid.

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 1d

I loved Chris Cornell!

Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 1d

The episode of Eugene Levy’s travel show where he meets Prince William is so charming.

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Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social · 2d

When you’re foraging for fungi it’s shroomscrolling

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

When you’re going through a hard time and hating the world, it’s gloomscrolling

A Big Waaaail @kissabix.bsky.social · 2d

When you're visiting your girls' only feed, it's wombscrolling