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A dreadful minx, myself. A dismal light, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar.
I know Lane has Ascended to the Fifth Plane of Reality and opened his third eye or whatever the fuck, but I am still gobsmacked he thought they’d be fine with this
Lane Kiffin announces he's going to LSU, says the Ole Miss team wanted him to coach in the playoff but it was denied.
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I know Lane has Ascended to the Fifth Plane of Reality and opened his third eye or whatever the fuck, but I am still gobsmacked he thought they’d be fine with this
I don’t… hate this?
Auburn has hired South Florida's Alex Golesh as its next head coach.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I don’t… hate this?
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The whole thing has the feeling of, “just let me know what it’s done.”
How little I care about where Lane Kiffin coaches.
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The whole thing has the feeling of, “just let me know what it’s done.”
Why does Kalen always look like he’s actively taking a shit on the sideline
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Why does Kalen always look like he’s actively taking a shit on the sideline
Too fuckin right
DJ Durkin is somehow like the 4th worst person to coach Auburn this century and he killed a guy
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Too fuckin right
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I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR WEEEEEEEKS
the funniest thing Lane could do now would be to take the Penn State job
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR WEEEEEEEKS
This man’s wife is screaming louder with each one, so he is acutely aware of each.
I've never seen as many football drops or boinked passes off hands as I have in tonight's Iron Bowl. Something is wrong with Auburn's hands.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This man’s wife is screaming louder with each one, so he is acutely aware of each.
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Auburn's inability to catch or hold the football today will be studied
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Auburn's inability to catch or hold the football today will be studied
No one hates Lane Kiffin more than Marty Smith today.
Not even Saban.
Not even Saban.
This is Marty Smith, I’ve had six Monster energy drinks today. I’ve got a case of Celsius in my trunk in a cooler if needed while we await Lane Kiffin’s decision.
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
No one hates Lane Kiffin more than Marty Smith today.
Not even Saban.
Not even Saban.
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Oh and a guy who killed a kid is trying to win a job while knocking Alabama out of the playoff.
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Oh and a guy who killed a kid is trying to win a job while knocking Alabama out of the playoff.
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I’ll give Auburn this: the full Jumbotron closeup of the eagle mean mugging the opposing kicker trying a field goal is funny
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’ll give Auburn this: the full Jumbotron closeup of the eagle mean mugging the opposing kicker trying a field goal is funny
SYLVESTER SAYS BOOOOOOOOOO TO YOU
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
SYLVESTER SAYS BOOOOOOOOOO TO YOU
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Iron Bowl
a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
ALT: a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Iron Bowl
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That targeting call is some CRAZY work
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That targeting call is some CRAZY work
Twice now a national broadcast has opened a game in Texas by playing Beyoncé’s “Texas Hold ‘Em”: the Cowboys game, and now the Texas/A&M game.
Who is in charge here, because…
It is… it literally is Texas. Actual Texas.
Why would you make Beyoncé lie to me
Who is in charge here, because…
It is… it literally is Texas. Actual Texas.
Why would you make Beyoncé lie to me
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Twice now a national broadcast has opened a game in Texas by playing Beyoncé’s “Texas Hold ‘Em”: the Cowboys game, and now the Texas/A&M game.
Who is in charge here, because…
It is… it literally is Texas. Actual Texas.
Why would you make Beyoncé lie to me
Who is in charge here, because…
It is… it literally is Texas. Actual Texas.
Why would you make Beyoncé lie to me
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Best day of the year
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Best day of the year
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I have a theory that Kirby Smart and Brent Key’s headsets are actually connected to each other during Georgia vs Ga Tech games and this is what it sounds like.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I have a theory that Kirby Smart and Brent Key’s headsets are actually connected to each other during Georgia vs Ga Tech games and this is what it sounds like.
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Jim Henson’s theology in 16 seconds #Muppets #Christmas 🎥 🎬
December 25, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Jim Henson’s theology in 16 seconds #Muppets #Christmas 🎥 🎬
You can tell Renee Goldsberry is from Baltimore because she waited for the stadium to scream “O!!!!!” before she kept going
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You can tell Renee Goldsberry is from Baltimore because she waited for the stadium to scream “O!!!!!” before she kept going
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closing in on an hour after his bedtime, someone asked my son if he wanted pie and he sprinted straight into a wall
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Huh. I wonder why they don’t want Travolta-Santa to sing “the chicks’ll cream” in that credit card commercial
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Huh. I wonder why they don’t want Travolta-Santa to sing “the chicks’ll cream” in that credit card commercial
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so anyone who has like an ounce of experience with the outdoors knows bamboo actually burns really poorly. Also anyone who has been following this and isn't a racist freak knows this was almost certainly an issue of the cladding like Grenfell was but I know that doesn't get the weird sinophobia hit!
While bamboo scaffolding is considered a treasured Hong Kong tradition, it’s recently drawn scrutiny for being combustible and prone to deterioration over time.
Hong Kong’s bamboo scaffolding, a centuries-old technique, comes under scrutiny after city’s deadliest fire in years | CNN
The Hong Kong residential towers engulfed by smoke and flames on Wednesday were surrounded by an ancient construction material familiar to anyone who’s spent time in the one of the world’s most densel...
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
so anyone who has like an ounce of experience with the outdoors knows bamboo actually burns really poorly. Also anyone who has been following this and isn't a racist freak knows this was almost certainly an issue of the cladding like Grenfell was but I know that doesn't get the weird sinophobia hit!