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Special Guest Villainess
@msfiremoney.bsky.social
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A dreadful minx, myself. A dismal light, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar.
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He’s about here
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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He is clearly over the moon
Closeup of Marty Smith looking 100% done with your shit
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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SYLVESTER SAYS BOOOOOOOOOO TO YOU
Auburn player Sylvester Smith sitting on the end zone line with his legs out in front of him giving a big ol’ THUMBS DOWN to Bama offense after batting down a pass in the end zone. WDE.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I had to tell the county today that I wouldn’t be renewing Baskerville’s license next year. My sweet boy.
A sweet sugar-face dog laying on his side in the sun on the east lawn of Mount Vernon, with the Potomac spread out beneath the hill behind him. His Army harness with his name tape and flag patch are on the grass next to him. He is smiling with his eyes squeezed shut. I miss him every day.
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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@kaine.senate.gov Ratio.
Timmy’s stupid statement on his cowardly cave that embarrasses Virginians that already has 1,300 comments to 182 reposts and 41 likes. Because no one likes this.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Hey huddle up, y’all. It was embarrassing and weird and stupid and infuriating that he was at the game and given so much airtime, but get your facts right. 1) “State your name” is how the oath goes, and 2) presidents do this ALL THE TIME. Doing it at an NFL game is the gross part. Love you!
Photo of Bill Clinton administering the oath of enlistment. Caption: President Clinton administers the oath of enlistment to new Navy recruits in a special ceremony on board the USS John F. Kennedy. President Bill Clinton administers the oath of enlistment to new Navy recruits in a special ceremony on board the USS John F. Kennedy (CV 67) in New York harbor, on July 4, 2000. The president was on the aircraft carrier to receive honors from ships as they passed in review during the International Naval Review and Operation Sail 2000.
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Okay but this is how the oath goes. They said that at mine. When they do it verbally, they say “state your name.” The enlistees on the field are repeating after him.
Oath of Enlistment text: I, _______, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God. (Title 10, US Code; Act of 5 May 1960 replacing the wording first adopted in 1789, with amendment effective 5 October 1962).
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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This is so WEIRD. Why are they lit like that? Do they have to stand in individual gaffer-tape boxes or something? It looks like he’s a street magician and they just happened to stumble upon his lame show while walking through the mall.
Pete Hegseth standing on a stage in a prom-rental tux talking about some dumb bullshit no one cares about but the crowd in front of him is standing all weirdly spaced out, with only half of the crowd lit with an odd blue light. It looks like the floor of the Anthem between the opener and the headliner. Fuckin Cringechella.
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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BYE BITCH
Auburn fires coach Hugh Freeze: Tigers end disappointing tenure after dropping to 1-5 in SEC play this season
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Baseball is the best
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I miss this boy so much. Everything is so much harder without him.
My darling pup, asleep in our bed as the sunlight slants across his favorite silky blanket.
October 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I apologize, Melbourne, I was unfamiliar with your game.
Screenshot of Guardian article: “Statue of King George V beheaded in Melbourne on King's birthday holiday Police called to Kings Domain Monday morning to find head removed and paint thrown at monument.”
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Also who the fuck is this bitch and how the hell is “gloryhole peeper” a sideline job
October 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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My “Not Haunted” sign on this house for sale has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.
A for-sale sign in front of a house with four smaller signs hanging below and one above the realtor’s main sign, including “5 BEDROOMS,” “Ginormous Yard,” and “Open Sunday,” among others, advertising its great features to passersby. The one sign above the rest says, “Not Haunted.” I have questions.
October 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I miss my dog so much. Big stretch, buddy.
September 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Y’all I haven’t been able to check my phone all day and I only just found out about Robert Redford. In his honor, my favorite reaction meme of all time
Robert Redford as Bob Woodward in All the President’s Men, holding a phone to his ear frowning slightly and looking frozen, slightly wide-eyed, and shocked, like he’s hearing someone fart into a sousaphone. Just the ultimate “dude Jesus Christ omg what the fuuuuuuuck” face
September 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Chewy sent flowers. My baby boy.
A vase of red and white flowers with a note sitting between the food and water dishes of the SGM that are still there on his mat, and I don’t know when I’ll be able to put them away. Baskerville’s dining room also features a painting of lady and the tramp sharing the spaghetti noodle, and a portrait he had painted of him, both hung about 18 inches of the floor where he could see it as he dined. Closeup of the flowers and the note, which reads, “All Of Us At Chewy Are So Sorry To Hear About Your Loss. We Hope These Flowers Bring You A Smile And Remind You Of The Love Baskerville Left On Your Heart. Love, Your Chewy Family.” I did not smile. I sat on the floor and sobbed.
September 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I miss my dog.
Our very first cuddle. A brown-and-cream brindle/catahoula dog rests his chin on my leg. Hiking with Baskerville, kissing his nose and rubbing his ears on a cliff overlooking a Virginia valley Baz looking smugly over his shoulder while he cuddles my new boyfriend, whom he chose for me himself. More white is showing on his nose. The best boy smiling in the sun in front of Mount Vernon estate. He loved the sniffs of history.
September 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I can only hope each of you finds a friend and compatriot as dedicated and steadfast as we had.
A dog in dappled sunlight lying on grass next to a valley in summer.
September 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Put this painting in its place cowards
A painting of the surrender at Appomattox except someone has put “FUCK YOU BOB” coming out of Grant’s mouth bc lol fuck u Bob
September 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A fine oil painting of George Washington rolling his eyes at this asshole
August 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Kermit the Frog in a dapper suit sitting behind a sign that says “SMART PERSON”
August 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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So brave. I could never leave mine. He’s got a couple of degrees bc I brought that mofo to the dorm. Took teams calls with me during the pandemic. Still judges my outfits every day. When I’m 100, he shall be ninety-nine.
A very dignified stuffed leopard sitting behind a full French press and a coffee mug A very dignified stuffed leopard sitting on a cushion. There is a real-life cozy black cat laying on the next cushion over. They were best friends. (She was an exchange student one summer while my friend was away on a work site) A dignified stuffed leopard sitting in my lap at my desk with a laptop and my work desktop keyboard behind him. He’s employee of the month.
August 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOO @wshcommanders.bsky.social PAY THIS MAN we have suffered for 24 years. Don’t prolong our misery. This is Snyder shit.
Commanders WR Terry McLarin requests trade as he continues to look for a new contract, per reports By Jordan Dajani Washington Commanders star wide receiver Terry McLarin has been seeking a new contract this offseason, and did not initially report to training camp before eventually joining his teammates as a "hold in." Now, he's upping the ante.
July 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Even NYT Games is sick of this shit
A screenshot of today’s answer to Strands, where the theme is “you’ve got that right” and the words are “vote,” “life,” “assembly,” “counsel,” “speech,” and “liberty,” and the gold word just says fuckin “constitution.” I know someone made this while very fuckin angry.
July 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM