Shazbat Moment
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'Rouge Staffer' would make a great thriller about the diabolical intern who is somehow going from office to office making all these politicians look bad.
that's the kind of language you just want to write some vital software component for a large corporate in and then leave to explore remote jungles with no way of being contacted
winner is the first to make everything crab
If you want some real fun, tell them they can't bring their guns to heaven when they get raptured.
I have just one question, race scientist jack skellington. What are your favourite calipers?

Personally, I particularly like Mitutoyo's verniers.
hello rodents of unusual size
Also, it looks really cool, though the maths was a bit tricky. Is really hard to do those crinkly arches out of just jawbones you know.
that's why we built the cathedral of skulls
Similarly, Jack And The Beanstalk is still the best economic allegory of all time.
no paychecks, no work, no taxes, no kings
second priority would be to secure the bar
www.bbc.com/news/article...

"I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own "bunker", who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves. And he didn't seem to be joking."
Tech billionaires seem to be doom prepping. Should we be worried?
The debate is ramping up about what happens if - or when - computer intelligence overtakes humans
www.bbc.com
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THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical adventures. These soon multiplied. Significantly.

After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series:
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The Girl With The Cat Earring Bridget Hangs Out With The Hunters In The Snow Bridget Meets The Beatles On Abbey Road Bridget Does Edward Hopper
Thanks, the suspense was building and I was getting worried.
Much the same but add lumps of metal and the contents of several toolboxes to the t-shirt cannon. My bedroom is utterly lethal in the dark, and only slightly less lethal when the lights are on.
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My local garage is a regressive petrostate ruled by petulant oligarchs, especially at 4am when I want a cider.
it makes thought tough though, but otherwise that all seems reasonable
I scream it for an hour every night before waking. I think it is something like that Hodor guy from 'Game Of Thrones', so I guess I should be thankful to have been blessed with the power of foresight, even if I don't know what it is for. Makes it hard to hold down a steady relationship though.
we are all Jerry's browser history
I've been saying 'go jerry' for many years now, even before I knew