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Moose Boooooo-gelow
@moosebigelow.bsky.social
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An odd companion in a weird sort of way. Based in the PNW.
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · Aug 30
On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7h
RT if your favorite baseball team is up 2-0 in the LCS
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 8h
Reading IRRESISTIBLE FORCE, the Gorilla Monsoon book, and it is always awesome to see your friends get shouted out in the author pages
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static klinger @jessespector.com · 8h
(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!

(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 10h
For those with a 3.5" hard or a 5 1/4" floppy
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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 11h
inventing a computer you can stick your dick into
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 10h
me in the DMs
a man holding a lollipop with the words you find me very attractive below him
Alt: a man holding a lollipop with the words you find me very attractive below him
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 14h
Ken Jennings: "And Moose, you were once a Super Bowl MVP?"

Me: "That's right Ken. No follow up questions."
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 14h
heavily resisting the urge to amuse myself by making someone else not laugh at my attempts at humor
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 18h
Happy birthday sweatie
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"

The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
so i'm not supposed to be passive aggressive but i'm not supposed to be aggressive aggressive either. What the hell do you freaks want?
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
I would like to refute this but
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
Dangit @jedgarnaut.bsky.social
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 1d
if your blake be snell, gosh you're doing well
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 1d
Bruno!
Bruno Sammartino: •Escaped fascist occupation of Italy by hiding in the mountains with his family for a year •Two time world champion, reigning for over 11 years •Sold out Madison Square Garden 187 times •Italian-American hero adored by people of all ethnic backgrounds Christopher Columbus: •Responsible for the death of nearly 3 million indigenous peoples •Never won a world championship •Never sold out Madison Square Garden •Not even American
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
a group of baseball players huddled together with the number 67 on the back of their jersey
Alt: a group of baseball players huddled together with the number 67 on the back of their jersey
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
*Eye-gor
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
Is it too soon to post this or do I have to wait two more games?
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
He's talking about the Red Scare podcast but too chicken to say it.
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
For new fans asking why and when the Mariners started doing the post game Have Nagila / Washing Machine dance www.lookoutlanding.com/2022/7/18/23...
Dance, baby, dance!
The lineage and evolution of the Infield Win Dance
www.lookoutlanding.com
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
a woman with a surprised look on her face is wearing a red shirt and earrings .
Alt: a woman with a surprised look on her face is wearing a red shirt and earrings .
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
as opposed to @batsdingersatk.bsky.social who is a bear with a massive hog
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1d
massive hog initially mistaken for bear on Lexington property
Massive hog initially mistaken for bear on Lexington property "It was a big pig.”
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
my mom was watching with me and said "so if we win we play new york right?" total mariners fan ptsd
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
Hancock quit being an asshole
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Moose Boooooo-gelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 1d
Dad Strength Naylor might be the best hitter since Barrold Bonds
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