Moose
@moosebigelow.bsky.social
An odd companion in a weird sort of way. Based in the PNW.
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Moose
@moosebigelow.bsky.social
· Aug 30
On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
Still crap that ESPN wants $30 a month for WWE PLEs for YouTube TV
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Still crap that ESPN wants $30 a month for WWE PLEs for YouTube TV
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Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
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I'm being completely serious that you can draw a direct line between the introduction of instant replay to football and the widespread toleration of Donald Trump's bad-faith lawsuits and election overturning.
Sometimes a touchdown is a touchdown.
Sometimes a touchdown is a touchdown.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'm being completely serious that you can draw a direct line between the introduction of instant replay to football and the widespread toleration of Donald Trump's bad-faith lawsuits and election overturning.
Sometimes a touchdown is a touchdown.
Sometimes a touchdown is a touchdown.
That should be fine but his foot was out of bounds
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
That should be fine but his foot was out of bounds
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this is my emotional support 10lb of flour
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
this is my emotional support 10lb of flour
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nick saban looks like the father in a hallmark movie who just told the family the banks about to foreclose on their family farm unless they can sell 7000 bottles of apricot jam
I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
nick saban looks like the father in a hallmark movie who just told the family the banks about to foreclose on their family farm unless they can sell 7000 bottles of apricot jam
I hope Lane Kiffin makes his choice with a hat ceremony
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I hope Lane Kiffin makes his choice with a hat ceremony
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Fun fact: the slang term "unc" is short for uncouth
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Fun fact: the slang term "unc" is short for uncouth
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
John Popper?
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
John Popper?
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Arch has been good in the second half against his college rival, which is more than his uncle Peyton can claim
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Arch has been good in the second half against his college rival, which is more than his uncle Peyton can claim
that was the most out of sync white people swag surfing i have ever seen
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
that was the most out of sync white people swag surfing i have ever seen
busted coverage is also the name of the obamacare replacement
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
busted coverage is also the name of the obamacare replacement
I can't figure out how to upload it but imagine everyone on the aisle in 1993 flipping off Lex Luger on an episode of Monday Night Raw
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I can't figure out how to upload it but imagine everyone on the aisle in 1993 flipping off Lex Luger on an episode of Monday Night Raw
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I, for one, think it's hilarious that Saquon Barkley's skills regressed like a million years after hanging out with Trump in April.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I, for one, think it's hilarious that Saquon Barkley's skills regressed like a million years after hanging out with Trump in April.
RIP my smoker. Went to check on it and the piece of garbage was dead as a doornail.
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
RIP my smoker. Went to check on it and the piece of garbage was dead as a doornail.
They keep deleting all my suggestions
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
They keep deleting all my suggestions
We're all looking for the perfect keychain accessory
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We're all looking for the perfect keychain accessory
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Incredible 2-post span here @cjzero.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Incredible 2-post span here @cjzero.bsky.social
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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Screenwriting tip: Del gets his defining monologue 28 minutes in. The movie doesn’t let you think he’s a joke for long. He does a lot of abrasive things after. But we know at every moment he’s a good man. We are with him after that. Candy deserved an Oscar nomination
He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Screenwriting tip: Del gets his defining monologue 28 minutes in. The movie doesn’t let you think he’s a joke for long. He does a lot of abrasive things after. But we know at every moment he’s a good man. We are with him after that. Candy deserved an Oscar nomination
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving