morgan (grumpy trash panda)
@monym.me
Cronym from the bird site.
I used to do SRE stuff. I still do, but I used to, too.
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What the actual fuck even by the standards of the Trump regime claiming to have kidnapped the sitting president of a sovereign nation is the most absolutely batshit thing so far. Hideous crime
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Trump is claiming they've captured Maduro. VP is apparently still safe? No idea what to expect if this is all true but certainly this is one of those days where weeks happen
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
What the actual fuck even by the standards of the Trump regime claiming to have kidnapped the sitting president of a sovereign nation is the most absolutely batshit thing so far. Hideous crime
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
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if you went online and asked someone to produce csam and that person produced it and put it out in the public they would all be arrested the same day
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
if you went online and asked someone to produce csam and that person produced it and put it out in the public they would all be arrested the same day
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taxpayer money going to a kiddie porn generator should be a gigantic scandal, like one of the biggest scandals of our lifetimes
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
taxpayer money going to a kiddie porn generator should be a gigantic scandal, like one of the biggest scandals of our lifetimes
we're back on our Destiny 2 bullshit and I gotta say: still got it after not playing for like a year and a half
JOHN WILKES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
JOHN WILKES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
January 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
we're back on our Destiny 2 bullshit and I gotta say: still got it after not playing for like a year and a half
JOHN WILKES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
JOHN WILKES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
THIS SHIT SURVIVED A WHOLE-ASS PHONE REBOOT HOLY SHIT
Really gotta commend PG&E on their dedication to the bit. An email they sent out about testing infrastructure in SF has somehow put my email app in an inescapable glitch loop that continues even after I force quit and restarted the damn thing.
I'm honestly impressed.
I'm honestly impressed.
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
THIS SHIT SURVIVED A WHOLE-ASS PHONE REBOOT HOLY SHIT
Really gotta commend PG&E on their dedication to the bit. An email they sent out about testing infrastructure in SF has somehow put my email app in an inescapable glitch loop that continues even after I force quit and restarted the damn thing.
I'm honestly impressed.
I'm honestly impressed.
January 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Really gotta commend PG&E on their dedication to the bit. An email they sent out about testing infrastructure in SF has somehow put my email app in an inescapable glitch loop that continues even after I force quit and restarted the damn thing.
I'm honestly impressed.
I'm honestly impressed.
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Guy who’s rich enough to buy off a duchy but not a whole continent voice: for principled, idealistic reasons I am calling for the continent to be abolished in favor of several dozen duchies.
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy who’s rich enough to buy off a duchy but not a whole continent voice: for principled, idealistic reasons I am calling for the continent to be abolished in favor of several dozen duchies.
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@maryis.gay: “there was a trailer before JJK for the Mario Movie and I knew I knew Luigi’s voice from something we watched recently…”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
a man wearing a red shirt that says no
Alt: Charlie from always sunny about to bite off Santa’s ear
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
@maryis.gay: “there was a trailer before JJK for the Mario Movie and I knew I knew Luigi’s voice from something we watched recently…”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
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Finally a good use for AI: making life more difficult for Harry Potter fans
Some very confused Harry Potter-bound tourists on the train who had been informed by their AI of choice to take a Thameslink from Farringdon to Watford Junction.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Finally a good use for AI: making life more difficult for Harry Potter fans
Being on medical leave means I’m more likely to answer the phone, expecting doctors’ offices and shit. Getting a recruiter cold call in the middle of that threw me for a loop for a moment before processing the bullshit being spewed, and goddamn is it annoying.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Being on medical leave means I’m more likely to answer the phone, expecting doctors’ offices and shit. Getting a recruiter cold call in the middle of that threw me for a loop for a moment before processing the bullshit being spewed, and goddamn is it annoying.
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For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
Tempest Keep was merely a setback! Hahahaha… a stepping stone to a much larger plan! It has all led to this… My new business!
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tempest Keep was merely a setback! Hahahaha… a stepping stone to a much larger plan! It has all led to this… My new business!
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
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“Did you ever think when you first started listening to @themountaingoats.bsky.social that you’d one day be divorced enough to really get them?” @monym.me to me
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“Did you ever think when you first started listening to @themountaingoats.bsky.social that you’d one day be divorced enough to really get them?” @monym.me to me
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Ryan Lizza evolves into a Chris Cillizza if you touch it with a Stupid Stone
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Ryan Lizza evolves into a Chris Cillizza if you touch it with a Stupid Stone
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nope, goddammit, listen, all you, poster bushido demands that you endure this, no cowarding out, you online degenerates, you fucking endure
Is there a head injury I could hypothetically give myself to unread that
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
nope, goddammit, listen, all you, poster bushido demands that you endure this, no cowarding out, you online degenerates, you fucking endure
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I love paywalls now.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I love paywalls now.
brought to you by me watching some dadbod almost get dropped on his damn head at Thrice
there's something inherently hilarious about 30 and 40 somethings crowd surfing
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
brought to you by me watching some dadbod almost get dropped on his damn head at Thrice
there's something inherently hilarious about 30 and 40 somethings crowd surfing
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
there's something inherently hilarious about 30 and 40 somethings crowd surfing
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
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November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Well this fuckin slaps youtu.be/7eP6KqwiSgE?...
Thrice and Less Gravity - Black Honey (Lofi) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Thrice
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well this fuckin slaps youtu.be/7eP6KqwiSgE?...
The “I fucked Ted” line is one of my favorite moments in TV because of how many dudes lost their shit at Skyler
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The “I fucked Ted” line is one of my favorite moments in TV because of how many dudes lost their shit at Skyler