Ted Knutson
@mixedknuts.bsky.social
Founder, StatsBomb, Variance Incorporated.
@thetransferflow
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Frmr: Brentford FC, Pinnacle, SB
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Frmr: Brentford FC, Pinnacle, SB
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It brings me no pleasure to report that the Ohio State-Michigan head referee is Kon Knueppel’s uncle Kole Knueppel
It truly brings me no pleasure to inform you that Kon Knueppel’s brothers are named Kager, Kinston, Kash, and Kid
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It brings me no pleasure to report that the Ohio State-Michigan head referee is Kon Knueppel’s uncle Kole Knueppel
@kimischilling.bsky.social your hit rate in FPL this season is kinda freaky
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
@kimischilling.bsky.social your hit rate in FPL this season is kinda freaky
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WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Do you have any questions you want @patrickbvs.bsky.social
and @mixedknuts.bsky.social to dig into on our next Patreon episode? Drop them in the replies below and we’ll pick the best ones to answer.
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Do you have any questions you want @patrickbvs.bsky.social
and @mixedknuts.bsky.social to dig into on our next Patreon episode? Drop them in the replies below and we’ll pick the best ones to answer.
New episode every week, get access here: www.patreon.com/c/TheTransfe...
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November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Do you have any questions you want @patrickbvs.bsky.social
and @mixedknuts.bsky.social to dig into on our next Patreon episode? Drop them in the replies below and we’ll pick the best ones to answer.
New episode every week, get access here: www.patreon.com/c/TheTransfe...
Do you have any questions you want @patrickbvs.bsky.social
and @mixedknuts.bsky.social to dig into on our next Patreon episode? Drop them in the replies below and we’ll pick the best ones to answer.
New episode every week, get access here: www.patreon.com/c/TheTransfe...
The Premier League has turned into the Championship this season and it is kind of glorious.
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Premier League has turned into the Championship this season and it is kind of glorious.
Doing Variance Betting analysis for the weekend and uh... this is remarkable on Chelsea and Man City.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Doing Variance Betting analysis for the weekend and uh... this is remarkable on Chelsea and Man City.
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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Ouch. This one hurts.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ouch. This one hurts.
Gambling weekend looked like Arsenal.
Gambling midweek looked like Liverpool.
Gambling midweek looked like Liverpool.
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Gambling weekend looked like Arsenal.
Gambling midweek looked like Liverpool.
Gambling midweek looked like Liverpool.
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Can confirm this is true
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Can confirm this is true
Past me made StatsBomb data available for free to all women's clubs in the major leagues.
Which future me was very happy about (but also slightly confused), because our analysts were using SB vis, and I knew we didn't have a contract! 🤣
Which future me was very happy about (but also slightly confused), because our analysts were using SB vis, and I knew we didn't have a contract! 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Past me made StatsBomb data available for free to all women's clubs in the major leagues.
Which future me was very happy about (but also slightly confused), because our analysts were using SB vis, and I knew we didn't have a contract! 🤣
Which future me was very happy about (but also slightly confused), because our analysts were using SB vis, and I knew we didn't have a contract! 🤣
Gambling update: Last night was a CL bloodbath.
(We are honest about our wins AND losses.)
(We are honest about our wins AND losses.)
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Gambling update: Last night was a CL bloodbath.
(We are honest about our wins AND losses.)
(We are honest about our wins AND losses.)
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I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
@sethpartnow.bsky.social @maiaknp.bsky.social
I had to apologise to my gf for disparaging her Minka Kelly Xmas movies, because this is exceptional.
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaL_cm...
I had to apologise to my gf for disparaging her Minka Kelly Xmas movies, because this is exceptional.
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaL_cm...
DC Vintage Watches, Los Angeles on Instagram: "It is what it is...and Flula Borg (@flula) is hilarious
Looking for that perfect holiday gift? Get a vintage watch at www.dcvintagewatches.com! Sign ...
Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but opinions on its classification vary. The film's protagonist, John McClane, is often seen as a trigger-happy cowboy, while Hans Gruber is viewed as a Robin Hood-like ...
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November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
@sethpartnow.bsky.social @maiaknp.bsky.social
I had to apologise to my gf for disparaging her Minka Kelly Xmas movies, because this is exceptional.
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaL_cm...
I had to apologise to my gf for disparaging her Minka Kelly Xmas movies, because this is exceptional.
www.instagram.com/reel/DRaL_cm...
I regret to inform you that I have given up on all basic pitch apple tarts in Montpellier. They look amazing, but none of them has the goods when it comes to flavour.
And still, we endure...
And still, we endure...
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I regret to inform you that I have given up on all basic pitch apple tarts in Montpellier. They look amazing, but none of them has the goods when it comes to flavour.
And still, we endure...
And still, we endure...
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+4 (4 wins, 0 losses) in the English Premier League
+3.5 in the Championship.
The Variance Betting streak is back with a vengeance.
+3.5 in the Championship.
The Variance Betting streak is back with a vengeance.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
+4 (4 wins, 0 losses) in the English Premier League
+3.5 in the Championship.
The Variance Betting streak is back with a vengeance.
+3.5 in the Championship.
The Variance Betting streak is back with a vengeance.
+4 (4 wins, 0 losses) in the English Premier League
+3.5 in the Championship.
The Variance Betting streak is back with a vengeance.
+3.5 in the Championship.
The Variance Betting streak is back with a vengeance.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
+4 (4 wins, 0 losses) in the English Premier League
+3.5 in the Championship.
The Variance Betting streak is back with a vengeance.
+3.5 in the Championship.
The Variance Betting streak is back with a vengeance.
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Good old Woz. Good for him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Good old Woz. Good for him.
3 emails today saying ALL of the lines on the bets I mention in my Variance Betting newsletter had moved at least 10 cents this afternoon.
That's fascinating... AND had nothing to do with me.
Very interesting market dynamics happening to keep an eye on.
That's fascinating... AND had nothing to do with me.
Very interesting market dynamics happening to keep an eye on.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
3 emails today saying ALL of the lines on the bets I mention in my Variance Betting newsletter had moved at least 10 cents this afternoon.
That's fascinating... AND had nothing to do with me.
Very interesting market dynamics happening to keep an eye on.
That's fascinating... AND had nothing to do with me.
Very interesting market dynamics happening to keep an eye on.
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A lot of fun talking to Patrick about players that I adore
New podcast! @patrickbvs.bsky.social and @hvanbrewer.bsky.social rank their top 10 midfielders in world football.
Please come yell at us about underrating your team's best player and overrating your rival's.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpG...
Please come yell at us about underrating your team's best player and overrating your rival's.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpG...
Ranking the 10 Best Midfielders in World Football | Ep. 142
YouTube video by The Transfer Flow
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A lot of fun talking to Patrick about players that I adore
*wakes up*
*peruses feed*
Ohhhh, it's Ashes season. In Australia. This will be non-stop moaning and heartbreak for England cricket nerds for a month.
Yay?
*peruses feed*
Ohhhh, it's Ashes season. In Australia. This will be non-stop moaning and heartbreak for England cricket nerds for a month.
Yay?
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
*wakes up*
*peruses feed*
Ohhhh, it's Ashes season. In Australia. This will be non-stop moaning and heartbreak for England cricket nerds for a month.
Yay?
*peruses feed*
Ohhhh, it's Ashes season. In Australia. This will be non-stop moaning and heartbreak for England cricket nerds for a month.
Yay?
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My keen knowledge of statistics tells me these feet are merely suffering from survivorship bias.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My keen knowledge of statistics tells me these feet are merely suffering from survivorship bias.
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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in which I tell a story about how stupid and bad at driving I was in college for some reason
Bournemouth wanted everyone to know Antoine Semenyo has a £65m release clause because they want someone to pay it.
We don't think anyone's going to pay it.
www.thetransferflow.com/p/is-anyone-...
We don't think anyone's going to pay it.
www.thetransferflow.com/p/is-anyone-...
Is anyone buying Antoine Semenyo at a £65m price tag?
Bournemouth are trying to sell at the top of the market.
www.thetransferflow.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
in which I tell a story about how stupid and bad at driving I was in college for some reason
Antoine Semenyo, Bournemouth 24-25 vs 25-26.
Hrm...
Hrm...
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Antoine Semenyo, Bournemouth 24-25 vs 25-26.
Hrm...
Hrm...
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Hello Keith this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hello Keith this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit