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Mike Pusateri
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Actor/comedian LA & Chicago. As seen in #BetterThings #AmericanCrimeStory #FreshOffTheBoat #ChicagoFire #NovaVita - Pointless Exercise Podcasts. 2/3 Funny, 1/3 Italian Beef. Cubs STH. http://IMDb.me/mikepusateri
The thing about LA is that sometimes coyotes take a dump in your backyard
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The problem with America is that either Billy Bob Thornton, Kevin Hart, or Luke Wilson is lying to me
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Also chicken tendys. Lots and lots of varieties of chicken tendys
Based on TV ads, there are two products for sale in America: pharmaceuticals you should ask your doctor about and AI that does, uh, something.
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Okay fine. I’ll buy Warner Brothers
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Good to see the new head of news is focusing on the things Americans truly care about
Interested in buying a high-end Swiss watch? You’ll need some patience. Some waitlists can run a decade. cbsn.ws/4po4ekn
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.

A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Jeff Kent??!! You mean like...Clark's brother or...?
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

In fairness, this could've said 600 and it'd still be true
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Having just wrapped up one of my worst sports weekends ever, I concur
I don't even like sports. They're stupid and dumb and it's no fun to watch them.
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Kmet wide open. Oh well, helluva game
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Go for 2
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
After this weekend's racist attacks on the EU, I've written a column about the moral obligation to stop posting on X.

Oh no, wait, I wrote it *two years ago* when it was blatantly obvious what was going on and how it would get much much worse.

www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
Frank Sinatra loathed Donald Trump.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
OTOH I don't love a loveland fumble
I love a love interception!
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Looking forward to his book in 2034
CNN anchor Jake Tapper hit back at President Donald Trump on Saturday after the president posted a lengthy rant against his colleague, The Source host Kaitlan Collins.
CNN Host Calls Out Trump for Attack on Kaitlan Collins
Jake Tapper responded to the president’s rant about Collins’ reporting.
trib.al
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
And Purdue remains the only team that has led Ohio State at the end of a quarter this season.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What an absolute dick
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There’s no college basketball player in America who looks more like his name than Oscar Cluff
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I don't know how many times I have to say this. And there's no particular reason to bring this up again tonight but, once again, I ask:

WHERE IS THIS GUY'S ACADEMY AWARD
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
Bwah hahahahaha!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm old enough to know cell phones were never the size of frozen lasagnas Billy Bob
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This makes me so effing mad
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
Idiocy. Bigotry. Cruelty.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM