Mike Marbach
mikemarbach.bsky.social
Mike Marbach
@mikemarbach.bsky.social
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“Tweet” mostly about the Phillies, movies / tv, and politics.
Maybe Trump should try taking the blame for the hoax. “I made it all up to hurt the democrats! I created the hoax to hurt them and now they AI’d files and photos and lists and emails trying to make it come true. I am fortunes fool!”
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In #StrangerThings5 the kids will have aged so much that the season will revolve around them repeatedly making plans to fight Vecna, but no one following up to actually make it happen.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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These people have civilian jobs. It's one thing to mobilize them for an emergency or a legitimate war, another thing to send them to American cities to stand around and mill about. You're messing with people's careers to further a hostile and idiotic agenda.
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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What we're witnessing with #Melissa is ultra rare in the history of known hurricanes in the Atlantic. This level of sustained intensity and feasting on every joule of ocean heat content without any real disruption is incredible.

Not hyperbole: Jamaica is facing a generational catastrophic event.
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Another “Gravid Water” show tonight at UCB-NY. Please join us if you’re so inclined.
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Why bother making an actual trade deal when you can just announce a new “framework” every few months and manipulate the markets?
October 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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By the time we get to 2028 "Abolish ICE" is gonna be the moderate position. These thugs deserve to spend the rest of their lives under the fucking prison.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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WATCH: MAGA defenders are trying to equate Trump demolishing the East Wing with Obama adapting the White House tennis court into a basketball court. @chrislhayes.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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y'all gotta see this clip where ESPN abruptly deleted the EPSN Bet promo by ripping off the whole bottom bar live because of what they're talking about
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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No words.
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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These rubes are the easiest marks ever.
A pro-MAGA website that urged supporters to fund a database unmasking Charlie Kirk critics took tens of thousands in crypto—then vanished, infuriating donors.
MAGA Site Took Money to Unmask Charlie Kirk Critics—Then Vanished
Trumpy donors say the pro-Kirk “exposure” project took tens of thousands before going dark.
trib.al
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Preventing health care costs from exploding?
Reopening the government?
Lowering the cost of groceries?
 
Nope. Building himself a new $300 million ballroom.
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
They forced me to punish the American people with higher costs than they’re already paying. And I’ll keep doing it.
BARTIROMO: If you put that 100% tariff on top of what's in place already, you'd have a 157% tariff on China. What is that gonna do to the economy?

TRUMP: It's not sustainable, but that's what the number is. It's probably not. You know, it could stand. But they forced me to do that.
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Nobody has promoted No Kings as well as the Trumpers. Not a single one of them has heard of the Streisand effect
This is probably wrong of me but I genuinely don’t think I’d know when those No Kings protests are if not for Republican Senators getting on tv and being like “Skeletor will be there, everyone who is there will get an abortion, the ceremony will raise the dread visions of Nyarlathotep”
October 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Watch Trump stop caring about Gaza now that the peace prize is fully off the table.
October 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Last night’s #Phillies win was their most complete of postseason since Game 5 of 2023 NLCS. Pitching 🤝 Hitting. Still too many left stranded w/no outs, but love seeing action all game. Not just one big, early inning with defense, Thomson decisions, and nail biting. #RingTheBell
October 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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If ANY other president had been caught DMing directives for the Attorney General to indict his political enemies it would have been game over.
Impeached. Removed.

But not Trump.
With Donald Trump, it’s just another fucking day ending in Y.
October 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Schiff: "You begin to wonder -- do they believe they have the authority by putting some groups on a list, even domestic groups, to use lethal force against them, with no trial, no due process, no nothing? The reality is we can't rule that out."
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Dolly Parton The Phillies
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Not Dead Yet!
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM