Mike Linwood
@mikelinny.bsky.social
"I've seen many comedians over the years, but Mike Linwood is something else"
He's not wrong.....
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
He's not wrong.....
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Episode 1 of Kevin Eldon’s Speakers is available now from all good podcast shops.
No-longer-living Beatles Producer George Martin, United States Citizen Leon, and DIY expert Steve Cobham are all here to speak to you, and you alone.
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No-longer-living Beatles Producer George Martin, United States Citizen Leon, and DIY expert Steve Cobham are all here to speak to you, and you alone.
feeds.acast.com/public/shows...
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Episode 1 of Kevin Eldon’s Speakers is available now from all good podcast shops.
No-longer-living Beatles Producer George Martin, United States Citizen Leon, and DIY expert Steve Cobham are all here to speak to you, and you alone.
feeds.acast.com/public/shows...
No-longer-living Beatles Producer George Martin, United States Citizen Leon, and DIY expert Steve Cobham are all here to speak to you, and you alone.
feeds.acast.com/public/shows...
Looking forward to tonight's trip to Hull Comedy Festival.
Putting the Mike into the open mic at half 7, then catching @robinince.bsky.social at 8.45
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Putting the Mike into the open mic at half 7, then catching @robinince.bsky.social at 8.45
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HULL COMEDY FESTIVAL OPEN MIC 🎤
BOOK NOW! HULL COMEDY FESTIVAL OPEN MIC 🎤 on Wed 12th Nov 2025 7:30pm (Edinburgh) at The Edge Hub Limited, Myton Street, Hull, UK
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November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Looking forward to tonight's trip to Hull Comedy Festival.
Putting the Mike into the open mic at half 7, then catching @robinince.bsky.social at 8.45
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/hu...
Putting the Mike into the open mic at half 7, then catching @robinince.bsky.social at 8.45
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Sensible policies for a happy British Broadcasting Corporation
Putting my hat in the ring for the BBC Director General job.
Key pledges:
1. No more barefoot contempo waft on Strictly
2. A weekly new music show that has no threat of Jools playing boogie boogie piano
3. Open University programmes and arty French films to be shown during the night.
Key pledges:
1. No more barefoot contempo waft on Strictly
2. A weekly new music show that has no threat of Jools playing boogie boogie piano
3. Open University programmes and arty French films to be shown during the night.
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sensible policies for a happy British Broadcasting Corporation
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More than 11 million viewers for #TheCelebrityTraitors finale last night.
That's up three million on the previous episode, with iPlayer viewership still to come. Bloody hell.
That's up three million on the previous episode, with iPlayer viewership still to come. Bloody hell.
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
More than 11 million viewers for #TheCelebrityTraitors finale last night.
That's up three million on the previous episode, with iPlayer viewership still to come. Bloody hell.
That's up three million on the previous episode, with iPlayer viewership still to come. Bloody hell.
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Made a lasagne with it and managed to get two layers of my white sauce touching pasta without any ragú in between.
It passed the Béchamel Test
#NoYouFuckOff
It passed the Béchamel Test
#NoYouFuckOff
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Made a lasagne with it and managed to get two layers of my white sauce touching pasta without any ragú in between.
It passed the Béchamel Test
#NoYouFuckOff
It passed the Béchamel Test
#NoYouFuckOff
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We're delighted to announce our Academy and EPP squads for 2026 🎉
Congratulations, all!
Congratulations, all!
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
We're delighted to announce our Academy and EPP squads for 2026 🎉
Congratulations, all!
Congratulations, all!
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A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
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A lot of people are quoting this post and that's good because they should, AI sucks and robs us of something special and only mediocre uncreative piss-babies rely on it to make anything at all, fuck AI, p.s. Emma Thompson is now the president, sorry, that's just how it is
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A lot of people are quoting this post and that's good because they should, AI sucks and robs us of something special and only mediocre uncreative piss-babies rely on it to make anything at all, fuck AI, p.s. Emma Thompson is now the president, sorry, that's just how it is
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Last night at my show my friend Al Stevenson came into the dressing room and went “Oh my God! I’ve just done Laugh Out Proud at Manchester, fuck me you dodged a bullet!” How was it? “Well, put it this way, I’m homophobic now. Just shoot the lot of us.”
Worth it just have a natter with him.
Worth it just have a natter with him.
Deleted those two threads. The long and the short of it is The Manchester Comedy Club has just made a very weak and inconsequential enemy today.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Last night at my show my friend Al Stevenson came into the dressing room and went “Oh my God! I’ve just done Laugh Out Proud at Manchester, fuck me you dodged a bullet!” How was it? “Well, put it this way, I’m homophobic now. Just shoot the lot of us.”
Worth it just have a natter with him.
Worth it just have a natter with him.
We are half an hour away from Joe dangling everyone off the ramparts until they admit it.
#celebritytraitors
#celebritytraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We are half an hour away from Joe dangling everyone off the ramparts until they admit it.
#celebritytraitors
#celebritytraitors
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have a crush on a comedian you want to do comedy
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t have a crush on a comedian you want to do comedy
Very disappointing job hunting experience today.
Saw an advert at end of last week (on the day it came out) for an interesting position, that would have been a new challenge for me. Closing date was 31 October, so plenty of time to look at it and write my application etc.
Saw an advert at end of last week (on the day it came out) for an interesting position, that would have been a new challenge for me. Closing date was 31 October, so plenty of time to look at it and write my application etc.
October 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Very disappointing job hunting experience today.
Saw an advert at end of last week (on the day it came out) for an interesting position, that would have been a new challenge for me. Closing date was 31 October, so plenty of time to look at it and write my application etc.
Saw an advert at end of last week (on the day it came out) for an interesting position, that would have been a new challenge for me. Closing date was 31 October, so plenty of time to look at it and write my application etc.
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Dead nonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dead nonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
He used to be well famous but now someone's stabbed him in the bonce
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“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
October 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
We interrupt this feed to bring you an important public service announcement.
Moonlighting is streaming. Important player.stv.tv/summary/disn...
Watch Moonlighting | Stream Free on STV Player
Maddie Hayes and David Addison run Blue Moon Detective Agency.
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October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We interrupt this feed to bring you an important public service announcement.
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Moonlighting is streaming. Important player.stv.tv/summary/disn...
Watch Moonlighting | Stream Free on STV Player
Maddie Hayes and David Addison run Blue Moon Detective Agency.
player.stv.tv
October 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Moonlighting is streaming. Important player.stv.tv/summary/disn...
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After the world’s longest hiatus, my TV nostalgia podcast - The Box of Delights - is coming back for a real actual series of new episodes. And you don’t have long to wait!
October 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
After the world’s longest hiatus, my TV nostalgia podcast - The Box of Delights - is coming back for a real actual series of new episodes. And you don’t have long to wait!
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
Been doing this joke for a while, and this is the best it's ever gone
September 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Been doing this joke for a while, and this is the best it's ever gone
I don't use a lot of comic techniques (as taught by @kevinprecious5 ) in my set, mainly puns and word play. But here is the use of the topper to get 3 laughs from 1 joke.
September 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I don't use a lot of comic techniques (as taught by @kevinprecious5 ) in my set, mainly puns and word play. But here is the use of the topper to get 3 laughs from 1 joke.
Stuffed the delivery a bit, but tried a bit of topical humour. 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
September 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Stuffed the delivery a bit, but tried a bit of topical humour. 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
I see the list of "greatest ever sit coms" is doing the rounds on Social Media again.
I thought we'd all agreed it is Ever Decreasing Circles.
Let us never discuss the subject again.
I thought we'd all agreed it is Ever Decreasing Circles.
Let us never discuss the subject again.
September 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I see the list of "greatest ever sit coms" is doing the rounds on Social Media again.
I thought we'd all agreed it is Ever Decreasing Circles.
Let us never discuss the subject again.
I thought we'd all agreed it is Ever Decreasing Circles.
Let us never discuss the subject again.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1654
September 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1654
Tonight I'm watching Robocop. Less of a film, more of a documentary.
Luckily it's not on Disney+
Luckily it's not on Disney+
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tonight I'm watching Robocop. Less of a film, more of a documentary.
Luckily it's not on Disney+
Luckily it's not on Disney+