Mike Linwood
@mikelinny.bsky.social
"I've seen many comedians over the years, but Mike Linwood is something else"
I'd let you have mine, but I've already eaten it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'd let you have mine, but I've already eaten it.
I got told off for being late back from lunch at work waiting for Robbie Keanes goal and I'm not even Irish.
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I got told off for being late back from lunch at work waiting for Robbie Keanes goal and I'm not even Irish.
You're not wrong. I'd maybe not open with it tonight though.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You're not wrong. I'd maybe not open with it tonight though.
Handsome chap. Not so sure about the one on the left...
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Handsome chap. Not so sure about the one on the left...
I've got the audio book so I can hear Kathy do her own swearing.
She's up with Olivia Colman as this country's finest....
She's up with Olivia Colman as this country's finest....
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I've got the audio book so I can hear Kathy do her own swearing.
She's up with Olivia Colman as this country's finest....
She's up with Olivia Colman as this country's finest....
I found Mariah Careys
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I found Mariah Careys
Had they all been none celebs Alan's behaviour would have appeared alot more unusual, rather than "oh that's what Alan's like"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Had they all been none celebs Alan's behaviour would have appeared alot more unusual, rather than "oh that's what Alan's like"
The main difference was that the celebs brought in a bit of what was already known about, them which played in to some of the decisions.
Alan wouldn't kill Paloma, 2 big dogs, Marks an actor so he's clearly pretending etc...
Alan wouldn't kill Paloma, 2 big dogs, Marks an actor so he's clearly pretending etc...
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The main difference was that the celebs brought in a bit of what was already known about, them which played in to some of the decisions.
Alan wouldn't kill Paloma, 2 big dogs, Marks an actor so he's clearly pretending etc...
Alan wouldn't kill Paloma, 2 big dogs, Marks an actor so he's clearly pretending etc...
They are not Anne, who could easily have gone off with Paul or Barbara who could have killed Tom and buried him under the runner beans.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They are not Anne, who could easily have gone off with Paul or Barbara who could have killed Tom and buried him under the runner beans.
There's no way Anne or Barbara stay with them if they were that bad.
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There's no way Anne or Barbara stay with them if they were that bad.
Reposted by Mike Linwood
Made a lasagne with it and managed to get two layers of my white sauce touching pasta without any ragú in between.
It passed the Béchamel Test
#NoYouFuckOff
It passed the Béchamel Test
#NoYouFuckOff
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Made a lasagne with it and managed to get two layers of my white sauce touching pasta without any ragú in between.
It passed the Béchamel Test
#NoYouFuckOff
It passed the Béchamel Test
#NoYouFuckOff
An Oliver Putnam Production in the West End hopefully
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
An Oliver Putnam Production in the West End hopefully