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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 16h

You could buy gold. Yep, that's what that is about.

Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 16h

Noooooo. Can we move on, please.

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 22h

Yep, that's the takeaway: Produce a tv commercial with a fierce enough #hardtruth... and the f'ing President of the United States will either tantrum, Barbra Streisand himself, or order a drone strike. You don't know which.

HEY! Get my ad agency on the line, let's GO!

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 22h

Yep, that's the takeaway: Produce a tv commercial with a fierce enough #hardtruth... and the f'ing President of the United States will either tantrum, Barbra Streisand himself, or order a drone strike. You don't know which.

HEY! Get my ad agency on the line, let's GO!

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 1d

It's not even an election year bro

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 3d

It's true - I've visibly aged 7 years since #election2024

John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 4d

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 3d

LOL 😆 🤣 😂 !
Wait up... is that a real photo??

People are saying this is a "real photo" of @TuckerCarlson getting very horny at surprise visit of Bob's Big Boy... IDK, man.

Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 3d

It's true - I've visibly aged 7 years since #election2024

John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 4d

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

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Kate Burns @katerqburns.bsky.social · 3d

“Medical staff did not give her any food, water, or pain medication for several hours. Much later that evening, after a significant loss of blood, Lucia was transported to an emergency room approximately an hour away, with her arms and legs shackled.” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Pregnant women describe miscarrying and bleeding out while in ICE custody, advocates say

The ACLU and other groups are pressing for ICE to identify and release all pregnant women in custody and to stop detaining anyone known to be pregnant, postpartum or nursing.

www.nbcnews.com

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 6d

I would swear-in on a boat.
I would swear-in riding a goat.
(But will you bring Epstein up for vote?)

Johnson: Not on a boat.
No #Epsteinvote!!
There will be no Adelita here nor there.
We've closed the fed govt everywhere.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?

MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 5d

This year's halloween🎃 costume ideas: used-up, soul-departed maga woman mask?
📸 @donwinslow.bsky.social

Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 6d

@jclarkcrp.bsky.social LOL.

Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 7d

IKR!! I'd plunk down a fiver, and say "twenty beers, please."

Bartender woman would always be like "NO. Three people are with you? that's how many you can have at once. Don't fck w me."

a woman in a pink shirt asks a man in a store if they have 10,000 marbles

ALT: a woman in a pink shirt asks a man in a store if they have 10,000 marbles

media.tenor.com

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 6d

Medical emergency while black.
NOT good Eagan MN.

HumanistToday @happyhumanisttoday.bsky.social · 10d

#Minnesota cops who didn't want to do their Damn #JOBS don't do a test to see someone suffering a #Stroke is not intoxicated & then they ignore the man as he needed treatment in jai

THIS is why the #ACLU is so necessary

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVWO...

#StPaul #TwinCities #Minneapolis #StPaul #US

Man Has A Stroke So Cops Arrest Him

YouTube video by We The People U

www.youtube.com

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 6d

I would swear-in on a boat.
I would swear-in riding a goat.
(But will you bring Epstein up for vote?)

Johnson: Not on a boat.
No #Epsteinvote!!
There will be no Adelita here nor there.
We've closed the fed govt everywhere.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?

MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 6d

The 25 cent beers @Bullwinkle's > the allday daydrinking @ Lyle's.

IMO.

Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 6d

the elms in my yard are not done w enjoying summer

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 7d

I miss the cheap beers at Bullwinkle's Thurs night happy hour. Oh, Bullwinkle's!...
The bar staff's entire playlist was something like 1/2dozen cassette mixtapes. And if you drank there enough, you knew the whole playlist. #paradisebythedashboardlights

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 7d

IKR!! I'd plunk down a fiver, and say "twenty beers, please."

Bartender woman would always be like "NO. Three people are with you? that's how many you can have at once. Don't fck w me."

a woman in a pink shirt asks a man in a store if they have 10,000 marbles

ALT: a woman in a pink shirt asks a man in a store if they have 10,000 marbles

media.tenor.com

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 7d

guy at the gym pointed at this, gave a giant smile, then walked off.
It took me several minutes to figure out... I'm costumed as the guy in the illustration.

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 7d

💯 yep.

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andyvance.bsky.social @andyvance.bsky.social · 7d

The New York Times, incapable of distinguishing shit from shinola

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Racket @racketmn.com · 7d

Cheap things I miss: Tatters on Lyndale, $5-$10 music concerts at Triple Rock and Kitty Cat Klub, and Pi karaoke nights:

What Old, Cheap Twin Cities Treasures Do You Miss? That's Our Open Thread Topic This Week. - Racket

As we do every Friday, we're turning Racket over to you, the readers.

racketmn.com

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 7d

I miss the cheap beers at Bullwinkle's Thurs night happy hour. Oh, Bullwinkle's!...
The bar staff's entire playlist was something like 1/2dozen cassette mixtapes. And if you drank there enough, you knew the whole playlist. #paradisebythedashboardlights

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 7d

Is beating Nebraska really an "upset win" 🤔?? meh.
search.app/QT45r IDK, Gophers. Let's see how it goes next week... vs. Iowa. #iwanttobelieve

Gophers crowd storms the field after upset win over No. 25 Nebraska

Minnesota fans were fired up after the team's first ranked win of the season.

search.app

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Todd Graham @metrogram.bsky.social · 7d

Or - hear me out - you could also get 'city-like living' in #StPaul