Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻♀️🌊✨
@mermaidseph.bsky.social
🌊🧜🏼♀️ Metal Mermaid. Your Fav Cryptid™️. she/her, bi as HECK. I sing sometimes and take care of a bunch of freshwater shrimp.
Permanently stranded on the beach in our dreams. 👻👶📦🪢
https://soundcloud.com/mermaid_seph
Permanently stranded on the beach in our dreams. 👻👶📦🪢
https://soundcloud.com/mermaid_seph
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Important pupdate
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Important pupdate
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it doesn’t go away as an adult btw
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
it doesn’t go away as an adult btw
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🎶 All our shows are streamin’
and we’ve got some corn for creamin’ 🎵
and we’ve got some corn for creamin’ 🎵
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
🎶 All our shows are streamin’
and we’ve got some corn for creamin’ 🎵
and we’ve got some corn for creamin’ 🎵
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I choose to take this as a positive omen.
(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I choose to take this as a positive omen.
(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
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In 2007, a clip went viral of a man being stopped on the street by a Guangzhou TV reporter. The man was asked about a sex scandal that was all over the news at the time and his reply has been a popular Chinese slang phrase for not getting involved ever since. He said “I’m just here to buy soy sauce”
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
In 2007, a clip went viral of a man being stopped on the street by a Guangzhou TV reporter. The man was asked about a sex scandal that was all over the news at the time and his reply has been a popular Chinese slang phrase for not getting involved ever since. He said “I’m just here to buy soy sauce”
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a lot of executives literally have no skills other than thinking they should somehow be saving money or something and have no friends other than other skilless executives because they're basically unfriendable money obsessed frat boys and so that's how you get where you are today
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
a lot of executives literally have no skills other than thinking they should somehow be saving money or something and have no friends other than other skilless executives because they're basically unfriendable money obsessed frat boys and so that's how you get where you are today
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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Los Tres Vaders Magos...
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Los Tres Vaders Magos...
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December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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I don’t know if anybody can find the Cartoon Network digital Christmas card by Brak that I recorded back in 2012 or 13?
I got paid a dollar a name so it could be personalized to anybody. I recorded around 850 names. It was an extensive list.
I forget how the song even went.
I got paid a dollar a name so it could be personalized to anybody. I recorded around 850 names. It was an extensive list.
I forget how the song even went.
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I don’t know if anybody can find the Cartoon Network digital Christmas card by Brak that I recorded back in 2012 or 13?
I got paid a dollar a name so it could be personalized to anybody. I recorded around 850 names. It was an extensive list.
I forget how the song even went.
I got paid a dollar a name so it could be personalized to anybody. I recorded around 850 names. It was an extensive list.
I forget how the song even went.
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I like selling my space ghost print because it’s fun to watch all the millennials go “OH NO WAY”
December 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I like selling my space ghost print because it’s fun to watch all the millennials go “OH NO WAY”
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I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
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I needed more characters so this'll have to be a picture.
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I needed more characters so this'll have to be a picture.
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While digging through my Game Boy carts last night I found what might be my favorite bootleg find. The title and label really capture what I love about unofficial releases.
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
While digging through my Game Boy carts last night I found what might be my favorite bootleg find. The title and label really capture what I love about unofficial releases.
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The cover to the 2009 Christmas card given out by SEGA.
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The cover to the 2009 Christmas card given out by SEGA.
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Look congrats to all the other winners at TGA but did your game have the most thematically jarring yet incredibly good song and dance number in gaming history?
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.
DS2 🖤
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.
DS2 🖤
GOOD GOD! 😜🤘🏾 IYKYK 😉 #deathstranding2onthebeach
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Look congrats to all the other winners at TGA but did your game have the most thematically jarring yet incredibly good song and dance number in gaming history?
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.
DS2 🖤
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.
DS2 🖤
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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This is your annual reminder that if you are in the US and have FSA funds that you won't use, Menstrual products are covered by FSA funds and can be donated to food pantries and shelters.
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is your annual reminder that if you are in the US and have FSA funds that you won't use, Menstrual products are covered by FSA funds and can be donated to food pantries and shelters.