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Earl Gray III
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Some languish in obscurity, I prefer to lounge in it. Creator of the angle neck toothbrush. He/Him

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If you’re new here, welcome to one of the better parts of the internet! I’m Earl and I specialize in creating background chatter. Here’s a copy of Psychocandy, a Wawa hoagie, and an FM Towns Marty. If you also like any of these things, there’s a good chance that we’d get along.
While digging through my Game Boy carts last night I found what might be my favorite bootleg find. The title and label really capture what I love about unofficial releases.
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Look out honey, cause I’m using technology!
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My guess is that it gets ignored largely because it was developed by Taito’s American team, but I still hold out hope that some day we’ll get a Zoo Keeper Arcade Archives release. It’s a shame that it can only be found on Taito Legends.
Arcade Game: Zoo Keeper (1982 Taito)
YouTube video by Old Classic Retro Gaming
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December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Z (1969)
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I just had a caesar salad that had Taijin seasoning in the dressing and it was such an upgrade that I can’t believe I haven’t encountered this sooner. Full recommendation.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I picked up an Atari 7800+ new for $50 shipped, and while I know it’s effectively a specialized emulation box, I’m having a great time breaking out some of my favorite VCS titles from storage. HDMI out eliminates 90% of the setup headaches caused by RF output.
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you like the PlayStation, chronogaming, Japanese obscurities, or all three, you owe it to yourself to check this out. It’s terrific, and why I’m actively on the hunt for two somewhat obscure mahjong titles.
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Goodwill may not be what it once was, but for $2 I’m about to quintuple the versions of Culture Beat’s Mr. Vain that I’m currently familiar with. Over 26 minutes of knowing not only what Mr. Vain knows (what he wants), but also when he wants it (now).
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Something I love about music is how it can personally develop a tie to a certain time or place. Usually this is tied to memory. However, sometimes an artist is just tied to a time of year. When winter finally sets in, I find myself listening to Squeeze more. It also helps that I like black coffee.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“Hey Butthead, check it out. Those guys are like, kidnapping Lin.”

“Huhuh. He’s already dead.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Absolute missed opportunity by Magic here. Do they realize how many of us would buy into a game with Urkelbot, Waldo Faldo, Stevil, or Stefan Urquelle? I’d build an entire Waldo Faldo deck.
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
J.J. & Jeff/Kato-chan and Ken-chan is just as occasionally frustrating as I remember it being, but the soundtrack is even better than I recall. This track always gives me Brubeck vibes.
05_Field 4 - JJ & Jeff (TurboGrafx-16/PC Engine Music 1990)
YouTube video by VGM Symposium
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November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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"I wonder if it remembers me "
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This game has gone from being the play by play metaphor portion of Paradise By The Dashboard Light to becoming the indecisive duet part of Paradise By The Dashboard Light.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Salò, or the 120 Days of Baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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it is simply nobody's business why someone on SNAP is doing literally anything short of murder
It annoys me when people say “they’re on SNAP but their hair and nails are done and they’ve got tattoos”. It’s extremely normal to do your own hair and buy press on nails, and tattoos literally last forever. What do tattoos someone got 10 years ago have to do with them needing to eat now
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
PRGE weekend is upon us, which means seeing a lot of game prices that will make the idea of selling off some of the collection very tempting.
October 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve seen a lot of things, but I’ve never seen Dr. Dude’s haircut recreated in the real world.
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
🎼To save our Mother Earth from any alien attack

From vicious giant insects who have once again come back

We’ll unleash all our forces, we won’t cut them any slack

Yodobashi Yodobashi Cam-er-a🎶
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It never dawned on me until now that Capcom’s Fighters Edge logo was possibly just using some slightly modified clip art.
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Even as the console seems to be circling the drain, Microsoft would get an instant purchase of a Series X out of me if they gave it full and region free 360 BC. My 360 imports have been languishing on a shelf since my Japanese 360 died.
October 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Layer Section for Saturn is probably one of the best shooters on the system, and remains affordable even after The Great Saturn Land Rush. Every time I play it, I’m happy I took that guy on AtariAge up on his bundle offer in 2009.
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Now that I’m back home, I can safely say that the UK has some of the best availability when it comes to old guy music on CDs in the modern era. I was able to fill in some gaps in my collection relatively affordably, which is nice.
September 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Subtly downgrade a band

Dagwood
Subtly downgrade a band

Newport Dolls
Subtly downgrade a band

Moist Leg
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM