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Melania Noire

@melanianoire.bsky.social

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In action how like an Angel, in apprehension how like a god. I own THE Mall https://discord.gg/mtbUYtkr6j

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 10d

I haven’t written in about six months. Until this last week stuff started to percolate.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · Apr 25

I’m Melania Noire—witch, strategist, and weaver of worlds. Your support fuels:

✒️ Unbound Circles—my dark fantasy novel (no whispering witches here)
⚗️ Noire Apothecary—luxe Hoodoo brews, moonlit and chaos-touched
🚙 The Jeep’s tank (because even witches need wheels to haul their empire)

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 21m

Any of the Hilton brands.

kia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 7h

What’s your go to hotel? Like you’re going to a city you’ve never been to, what hotel are you booking?

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 23m

Oscar Isaac baby. He’s right there.

andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 9h

If Pedro Pascal played Gomez Addams they'd have to replace all the seats in the theater

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Calilove102 @calilove102.bsky.social · 10h

They are on their way to DC! What a successful NY trip. #sussexsquad

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 10h

Literally dismantling child hood memories. CN is how I started watching Anime!! *cry*

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Wingardium LeviMOsa @motheegamer.bsky.social · Jan 6

I have mixed feelings about this.

On one hand, they’re not really bothering anyone. It’s okay to tap into your inner child.

On the other, Chuck E. Cheese’s ain’t even all that anymore. They don’t have the jungle gyms or nothinggg.

Either way, it shouldn’t cause all this discourse😂

[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · Jan 5

It’s really some weird adults who want to occupy spaces meant for kids and teens.

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taylor jay💫 @jayhaslanded.bsky.social · Jan 6

Is this kinda cringe and lame as fuck? Yeah, tbh. But is there any harm being done? No, not at all. She’s happy & isn’t bothering anyone.

But to get upset over this or to go as far as to say she’s engaging in pedophilic behavior (bc, yes, someone did say that) is simply outrageous.

[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · Jan 5

It’s really some weird adults who want to occupy spaces meant for kids and teens.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 10h

Some people didn’t have nice birthdays?? So maybe this healed something in her? What’s wrong w yall??

[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · Jan 5

It’s really some weird adults who want to occupy spaces meant for kids and teens.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 10h

It’s literally meant for all ages. I didn’t know only children could do the bag toss. Tf?! Lemme eat my funfetti in peace. Also PARENTS have been fighting in there for years. So ppl gotta stop acting like this is ruining it.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 10h

I knew a girl who Amtrak’d for dick and then was stuck at the station for like 6hrs

B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 12h

A man on Twitter tried to buy me a bus ticket. I blocked that bitch so fast. do I look like the kinda bitch that will BUS to dick?

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 12h

Megabus to mega buss

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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 12h

A man on Twitter tried to buy me a bus ticket. I blocked that bitch so fast. do I look like the kinda bitch that will BUS to dick?

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 12h

Megabus to mega buss

SCARY SHERRY 🫐🗡️🕸️ @shalocs.bsky.social · 14h

Yk we focus on flying folks out , is the train also an option?

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 10h

Fuck yes!!!

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 10h

James Gunn says 'Supergirl' is a 'space adventure' 💫

"It's like Guardians"

(via Rolling Stone)

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Citizens for a Better Norfolk @betternorfolk.bsky.social · 12h

To be fair...

Chicago has the courtesy to honk the horn before trying to run you over.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 11h

Not everything needs live action.

These comic book movies and shows (really the shows) are a lesson in that.

Moon knight was a mess.

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 18h

The creators of ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’ have dismissed the idea of making a live-action adaptation:

“It’s really hard to imagine these characters in a live-action world. It would feel too grounded. So totally it wouldn’t work for me.”

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Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 17h

💀💀💀
If he read some fiction books, he probably woulda forgotten

✨🤎fur wallet🤎✨ @abra-cadouglas.bsky.social · 18h

this has been eating away at him for nine months…wow.

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Balsalmic Niggarette 🥗 @balsalmicnygarette.blacksky.app · 11h

Everything is JOKES! @hanginwitcoop.blacksky.app · 12h

How many ppl on your skyline would be hurt if you came out with your new BF/GF? Lol

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Gaal Dornick @onthecountof3.bsky.social · 11h

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 11h

No.
65%
Why are you so loud and in grown women’s business???

Mr. Crown @ambitiousapex.blacksky.app · 11h

Ladies, have you eaten?

Is your phone charged?

Have you shredded that stack of documents in your home office?

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 11h

When that piece of chewed leather dies.

Throw him in a Walmart casket and just drop it into the Grand Canyon from a chopper.

No lying in state. No none of that.

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 11h

Whose dick did JD Vance suck for this fucking goober to get a TIME cover. Or is everyone at the Time office also deluded and suffering from early dementia???

Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 11h

Shoulda ironed it, first. Loose Thoke ass loser.

A picture of Donald "child molester" Trump his neck untucked and unironed. He is being worn by a blue suit and a loosely fastened "neck" tie. As he does not HAVE an actual neck, it is as loosely named as his thoke skin

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 11h

Tiny pony tail and a triangle shaped ass lmaooo

Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 12h

Why am I on the jumbo tron?!

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 12h

Ohhhh girl lol I could tell you stories about the whole idea of “not meant for me” type of stuff. And hell it doesn’t go away even when we’re in the meetings.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 12h

Agree. College was meant for professions not in a guild. To go really really old school.

I was fortunate enough to go to a Hs that required one year of a trade class for graduation. I think we should go back to that and vocational studies as well. We’ve more law students than active lawyers rn.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 13h

And I think women have done an amazing job carving out what we can when we can. But that damn influencer messaging of “easier” money. Hand in hand w hustle culture and quit your 9-5. Likes sex work is HARD work babies.

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Melania Noire @melanianoire.bsky.social · 13h

I think if messaging was less extreme. Yes. I agree. Because messaging rn puts it as A everything is either or battle. B it defines your entire self worth and personality C allows no room for self reflection or change. I believe patriarchy hasn’t changed much despite WW’s rose tinted glasses.

ALMA SUONO BA.,CNS. @almasuono.bsky.social · 13h

You made an EXTREMELY valid point with calling out influencer culture and ima add my nickel and say if patriarchy wasnt so extreme in 2025, we’d probably see more women exercising their options or even being more risky when it comes to their education, investments and work life.

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