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Irish guy in SF Bay Area, California. Internetting since 1987: it's been a long, strange trip. My daycare was the Clondalkin Laurels Pub (thanks Mum!) & a mag tape server room with endless rows of blinkenlichten (thanks Dad!). @meehawl on mΓ€Κ‚tỏ & the bird.
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 16m
Rapidly achieving The Day Today levels of farce.

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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 36m
#Kerning, FTW!
Poster-style image by Senator Glenneda Zuiderveld of the State of Idaho. Image shows three warplanes flying in formation. Headline reads: (thanks to poor kerning between "an" and "ally") "Everyone is anallyβ€” until they aren;t. GZuiderveld@senate.idaho.gov District 24 1st term Home (208) 280-0716 Statehouse (208) 332-1347 (Session Only) Self-employed Committees: Agricultural Affairs Health & Welfare
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 55m
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chuckwendig.bsky.social Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social Β· 57m
*jump cut to RFK Jr crushing up lizard pee crystals and snorting them to stop the autism miasma from possessing him*
jenlucpiquant.bsky.social Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social Β· 1h
Reptile β€˜pee crystals’ might help treat kidney stones and gout www.popsci.com/science/rept...
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 1h
#Relatable

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social Β· 1h
he gave the skull cool sunglasses
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social Β· 2h
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) β€” Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 1h
Condiment udders.

That's it. That's the post.
beebrookshire.bsky.social Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social Β· 2h
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social Β· 4h
This story is amazing: β€œHe was wearing red sunglasses and smelled faintly of margarita mix, so I thought it was actually him.”

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Devin Burghart @dburghart.bsky.social Β· 3h
The US government is disappearing people, lying to judges and the press.
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Six months after ICE apprehended 47 people, including nine kids, in Hays County, Tex., County Judge Ruben Becerra says DHS has ignored his attempts to get answers:

β€œWe’re not told why they took them, and we’re not told where they took them. By definition, that’s a kidnapping.”
How Trump is Building a Violent, Shadowy Federal Police Force
Trump’s DHS appointees have dismantled civil rights guardrails, protected agents’ anonymity and encouraged them to wear masks, threatened groups that stood in their way, and overwhelmed legal challeng...
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DrDucko-enstein πŸ¦†πŸ§Œ @drducko.myatproto.social Β· 4h
People don't understand how HARD it is to be a mediocre white guy growing up in America.

Everywhere you go, there's just Nazi tattoos trying to get you. One time, I slipped on some ice and landed on a tattoo artist hidden in the bushes at the end of my driveway with an SS tattoo ready to go.
biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app Chaos Cherub @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app Β· 6h
Ngl, seeing β€œyou’re holding the nazi tatted racist white man to impossible standards” as a Black woman, aka the demographic ACTUALLY held to impossible standards, pisses me off deeply. The bar is so low for them and they still can’t clear it, but we’re β€œideological purists” for pointing that out.
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jenn m. jackson @jennmjacksonphd.bsky.social Β· 16h
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social Β· 17h
Here’s my take on Platner. If he wanted to be believed as REALLY have changed on these issues, he would’ve led with them. If you say β€œI used to be really fucked up, misogynist, glorifying Nazis, the whole piΓ±ata of white supremacy. Here’s how I got better.” But you have to own it FIRST.
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 17h
Thank you for the insightful schematic into how Worm Brain Bob's cognitive processes function.
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 17h
"Twister?" WTF is this shit?
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 17h
"Approved by Congress."

How quaint.
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 17h
It's grifters and woo all the way down.
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 18h
Every so often the Internet delivers perfect serendipity.

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β€ͺTim Onion‬ β€ͺ@bencollins.bsky.social‬ post: Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse. October 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM: Replied to by: The Ass is the father of the legs β€ͺ@internethippo.bsky.social‬ posted: Oh forgive me if I don't clutch my pearls just because the president has made love to a creature of god. Something the democrats know nothing about by the way, IMAGE: Photo of noted couch fancier JD Vance, lecturing. October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 18h
The adjudicated rapist has finished demolishing the east wing of the WH. I think a major pledge of any potential next POTUS should be to tear down this monstrosity and replace it with something appropriate to the style and size of the White House next door.

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The Adjudicated Rapist's "Ballroom" stuck onto the side of the White House like a giant carbuncle.
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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social Β· 19h
IMPORTANT BEAR NEWS www.latimes.com/california/s...
Wild bear stealthily enters California zoo, is found visiting the bear exhibit
A wild black bear took a jaunt around a Northern California zoo and was spotted visiting its bear neighbors.
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 19h
No wonder the fossil fuel oligarchs want more warming. β…“ of the US economy's growth is now devoted to global warming/disaster mitigation. I guess making the other β…“ AI waste heat farms just helps that growth along.

"Disaster Recovery Is Big Business."
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Waste-heat generating Claude: "This chart shows the dramatic rise of climate-related disaster spending in the US economy from 2001 to 2025. The left panel reveals that while total spending has grown from near zero to approximately $15 trillion, climate-related spending (green) has expanded from a negligible share to roughly $4-5 trillion, representing a significant portion of the total. The right panel is particularly striking: climate spending as a percentage of GDP growth has surged from essentially 0% to over 35% by 2025. This means that more than one-third of economic growth is now being consumed by climate disaster-related expenditures. The trend accelerates sharply after 2020, with climate spending's share of GDP growth jumping from around 10% to 35% in just five years. This suggests climate disasters are increasingly acting as a drag on productive economic growth, forcing more resources into recovery, adaptation, and disaster response rather than expanding prosperity."
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social Β· 19h
Trump will prosecute Swalwell before he prosecutes the people threatening to murder him
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 19h
Wait, are you telling me these guys have terrible trigger/muzzle discipline?
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πŸ„ΌπŸ„΄πŸ„΄πŸ„·πŸ„°πŸ…†πŸ„» β­• @meehawl.com Β· 19h
Bored with shaking down colleges, media companies, law firms etc for cash, the convicted felon & adjudicated rapist is going to move right to the "Simply Looting the Treasury Directly" phase of autocracy.

"Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases."
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Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases Senior department officials who were defense lawyers for the president and those in his orbit are now in jobs that typically must approve any such payout, underscoring potential ethical conflicts.
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Joseph Gruber @josephgruber.com Β· 21h
That’s called burying the lead
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Dr Neutopia @oceanclub.bsky.social Β· 21h
My garda neighbor told me rioters keep burning his vans so I asked how many vans he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new van afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding vans to rioters and then his daughter started crying.
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