meansgirl
@meansgirl.bsky.social
writer with a day job, parent, dog & cat person, fandom old timer.
✅ Cran Chocolate Walnut Cookies
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
❌ Glazed carrots
✅ Sweet potatoes
⌛️Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
✅ Ham
⏳Green beans
🔜 Rolls
Decided I don’t need 2 orange vegetables on the table.
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
❌ Glazed carrots
✅ Sweet potatoes
⌛️Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
✅ Ham
⏳Green beans
🔜 Rolls
Decided I don’t need 2 orange vegetables on the table.
✅ Cran Chocolate Walnut Cookies
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
🔜 Glazed carrots
🔜 Sweet potatoes
🔜 Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
🔜 Ham
There are only 4 of us, we lost our minds, and it's fine.
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
🔜 Glazed carrots
🔜 Sweet potatoes
🔜 Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
🔜 Ham
There are only 4 of us, we lost our minds, and it's fine.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
✅ Cran Chocolate Walnut Cookies
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
❌ Glazed carrots
✅ Sweet potatoes
⌛️Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
✅ Ham
⏳Green beans
🔜 Rolls
Decided I don’t need 2 orange vegetables on the table.
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
❌ Glazed carrots
✅ Sweet potatoes
⌛️Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
✅ Ham
⏳Green beans
🔜 Rolls
Decided I don’t need 2 orange vegetables on the table.
✅ Cran Chocolate Walnut Cookies
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
🔜 Glazed carrots
🔜 Sweet potatoes
🔜 Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
🔜 Ham
There are only 4 of us, we lost our minds, and it's fine.
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
🔜 Glazed carrots
🔜 Sweet potatoes
🔜 Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
🔜 Ham
There are only 4 of us, we lost our minds, and it's fine.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
✅ Cran Chocolate Walnut Cookies
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
🔜 Glazed carrots
🔜 Sweet potatoes
🔜 Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
🔜 Ham
There are only 4 of us, we lost our minds, and it's fine.
✅ Pumpkin bread with pepitas and bitter chocolate chips
✅ Pumpkin pie
✅ Apple pie
🔜 Apple crumble (for Saturday)
✅ Mac-n-Cheese
🔜 Glazed carrots
🔜 Sweet potatoes
🔜 Stuffing
⌛ Turkey
🔜 Ham
There are only 4 of us, we lost our minds, and it's fine.
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Update- got a question right about Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Was not Holmes related. Got a question wrong by extrapolating knowledge related to Captain America fanfiction. You win some you lose some.
At bar trivia and I got a Latin question right because Catholic upbringing.
And that’s on using religious trauma for personal gain (bar gift certificates).
And that’s on using religious trauma for personal gain (bar gift certificates).
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Update- got a question right about Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Was not Holmes related. Got a question wrong by extrapolating knowledge related to Captain America fanfiction. You win some you lose some.
At bar trivia and I got a Latin question right because Catholic upbringing.
And that’s on using religious trauma for personal gain (bar gift certificates).
And that’s on using religious trauma for personal gain (bar gift certificates).
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
At bar trivia and I got a Latin question right because Catholic upbringing.
And that’s on using religious trauma for personal gain (bar gift certificates).
And that’s on using religious trauma for personal gain (bar gift certificates).
I have one (1) work day left this week and have set myself up to have an easy day (🤞). And it's WFH. So I plan to do early morning grocery run, baking cookies, pumpkin bread, pies, and getting the sweet potatoes and mac and cheese done for Thursday.
And cleaning for our Saturday housewarming!
And cleaning for our Saturday housewarming!
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I have one (1) work day left this week and have set myself up to have an easy day (🤞). And it's WFH. So I plan to do early morning grocery run, baking cookies, pumpkin bread, pies, and getting the sweet potatoes and mac and cheese done for Thursday.
And cleaning for our Saturday housewarming!
And cleaning for our Saturday housewarming!
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
My favorite time is "Alex and Colleen Talk Shit About General Groups Of People" and that time can be any time that we've had a cocktail and feel a little bitchy. Tonight we're shit talking people who wronged us in our 20s.
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My favorite time is "Alex and Colleen Talk Shit About General Groups Of People" and that time can be any time that we've had a cocktail and feel a little bitchy. Tonight we're shit talking people who wronged us in our 20s.
Lazy Sunday watches-
Come See Me In The Good Light- sobbing the entire time, incredible, give it the Oscar
Sweeney Todd- I felt nostalgic. It’s a bad movie.
LOTR: ROTK (Extended)- I said “it’s 4 hours long!” Alex said “maybe 3, 3.5, and it’s early” 4 hours 24 minutes. So. Like. I was right.
Come See Me In The Good Light- sobbing the entire time, incredible, give it the Oscar
Sweeney Todd- I felt nostalgic. It’s a bad movie.
LOTR: ROTK (Extended)- I said “it’s 4 hours long!” Alex said “maybe 3, 3.5, and it’s early” 4 hours 24 minutes. So. Like. I was right.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Lazy Sunday watches-
Come See Me In The Good Light- sobbing the entire time, incredible, give it the Oscar
Sweeney Todd- I felt nostalgic. It’s a bad movie.
LOTR: ROTK (Extended)- I said “it’s 4 hours long!” Alex said “maybe 3, 3.5, and it’s early” 4 hours 24 minutes. So. Like. I was right.
Come See Me In The Good Light- sobbing the entire time, incredible, give it the Oscar
Sweeney Todd- I felt nostalgic. It’s a bad movie.
LOTR: ROTK (Extended)- I said “it’s 4 hours long!” Alex said “maybe 3, 3.5, and it’s early” 4 hours 24 minutes. So. Like. I was right.
Everyone reading this comeback rn
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Everyone reading this comeback rn
One non-RSVPer has arrived as I assumed would happen.
Kids are having a sleepover as a belated birthday party for my oldest. We have at the moment three 11 year old girls and two 9 year old boys and anywhere from one to three more kids coming (maybe??? There is no respect for the RSVP anymore). My dog is living his best life, he LOVES kids. I’m tired.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
One non-RSVPer has arrived as I assumed would happen.
Kids are having a sleepover as a belated birthday party for my oldest. We have at the moment three 11 year old girls and two 9 year old boys and anywhere from one to three more kids coming (maybe??? There is no respect for the RSVP anymore). My dog is living his best life, he LOVES kids. I’m tired.
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Kids are having a sleepover as a belated birthday party for my oldest. We have at the moment three 11 year old girls and two 9 year old boys and anywhere from one to three more kids coming (maybe??? There is no respect for the RSVP anymore). My dog is living his best life, he LOVES kids. I’m tired.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it over and over again forever: my new house fucking rules, I have never lived anywhere so nice in my life, this took a lot of luck and work, and came at the end of a lot of grief and suffering. I am happy every day to wake up here and not be anywhere I was before.
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it over and over again forever: my new house fucking rules, I have never lived anywhere so nice in my life, this took a lot of luck and work, and came at the end of a lot of grief and suffering. I am happy every day to wake up here and not be anywhere I was before.
Colleen, 39, lives in a craftsman in the heart of Bmore with a basement full of sprickets and *The Metamorphosis* & *Adult Children Of Immature Parents*-2 books she was reading while feeding her tetras-sit on her radiator cover. She collects homoerotic vintage photos, like a Faces song come to life.
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Colleen, 39, lives in a craftsman in the heart of Bmore with a basement full of sprickets and *The Metamorphosis* & *Adult Children Of Immature Parents*-2 books she was reading while feeding her tetras-sit on her radiator cover. She collects homoerotic vintage photos, like a Faces song come to life.
Do any #baltimore people on here know anything about Mayor’s citations? I have one for my grandmother from the 80s. Just the certificate. I don’t know why she received it and would love to find out. Is this something I could find record of somewhere?
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Do any #baltimore people on here know anything about Mayor’s citations? I have one for my grandmother from the 80s. Just the certificate. I don’t know why she received it and would love to find out. Is this something I could find record of somewhere?
I do not enjoy other people’s children. But even moreso I do not enjoy other parents. My children’s weekly extracurricular at a local activity and sports center is a trial. A TRIAL.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I do not enjoy other people’s children. But even moreso I do not enjoy other parents. My children’s weekly extracurricular at a local activity and sports center is a trial. A TRIAL.
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
J lost a tooth over the weekend, forgot to call us about it and, once again, tooth fairy failed to come to dad’s house.
Alex: maybe she doesn’t know where your dad’s house is.
Me: yeah let’s say a tooth fairy prayer and she might come tonight.
J: well dad does live in a washed up neighborhood, so.
Alex: maybe she doesn’t know where your dad’s house is.
Me: yeah let’s say a tooth fairy prayer and she might come tonight.
J: well dad does live in a washed up neighborhood, so.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
J lost a tooth over the weekend, forgot to call us about it and, once again, tooth fairy failed to come to dad’s house.
Alex: maybe she doesn’t know where your dad’s house is.
Me: yeah let’s say a tooth fairy prayer and she might come tonight.
J: well dad does live in a washed up neighborhood, so.
Alex: maybe she doesn’t know where your dad’s house is.
Me: yeah let’s say a tooth fairy prayer and she might come tonight.
J: well dad does live in a washed up neighborhood, so.
Alex, doing home repair-
“This cabinet is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. And I’m trans.”
“This cabinet is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. And I’m trans.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Alex, doing home repair-
“This cabinet is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. And I’m trans.”
“This cabinet is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. And I’m trans.”
Hello from the new fish tank (with the same fish I’ve been babying since early this year)
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hello from the new fish tank (with the same fish I’ve been babying since early this year)
I had three cats and Alex had 2, plus he took on my mother’s cat when she got sick. So when we moved in together, this became a 6 cat household.
And this morning they’re all eating together peacefully.
And this morning they’re all eating together peacefully.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I had three cats and Alex had 2, plus he took on my mother’s cat when she got sick. So when we moved in together, this became a 6 cat household.
And this morning they’re all eating together peacefully.
And this morning they’re all eating together peacefully.
If you’ve never gotten a little high and scraped the citristrip and paint off a bookshelf, well, you should.
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you’ve never gotten a little high and scraped the citristrip and paint off a bookshelf, well, you should.
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
We’re discussing shitty conservative billionaires and Murder On The Dancefloor plays in the background.
Alex: I hope they all get Saltburned.
😂
Alex: I hope they all get Saltburned.
😂
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We’re discussing shitty conservative billionaires and Murder On The Dancefloor plays in the background.
Alex: I hope they all get Saltburned.
😂
Alex: I hope they all get Saltburned.
😂
I love them immensely
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love them immensely