Lennie Brisco County Jr
mburchett.bsky.social
Lennie Brisco County Jr
@mburchett.bsky.social
He/Him

Proud Owner of a 2014 Buick LaCrosse
Oh I see how it is. When I cheat on my partner with a heroin addict that sounds like rock in a garbage disposal and has brain worm and chainsawed a whale corpse and threw a bear carcass in a park and believes vaccines are an international conspiracy, I’M THE ONE THAT gets shunned from society.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
New Genocide Mayo just dropped.
LMAO oh my god. OH MY GOD
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
At the end of A Simple Plan Bill Paxton realizes he’s screwed because, despite all his scheming, murdering etc…

The FBI told him they just started writing down the serial numbers of the bills. As soon as the wrong one was spent, they’re done.
Yes the billionaire pedophiles can’t type a normal email and also weird affects like that can be cheap hacks to try and evade basic e-discovery crawls sooooooo

Just sayin
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“No Honey. I know what it looks like. But I assure you hitting the clergy with chemical weapons was the right thing to do. This will all play out just fine. We’re doing the right thing here.”
ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Every Pre-game Interview that Tiago does I just hear “If he guards. He guards.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Speed of Sound tour. Bunch of assholes.
Rodrigo Abols' dad looks awesome
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I’m not seeing a lot of fanfare on bluesky today about this, but we in the United States dodged a major fucking bullet today when the Supreme Court decided not to revisit gay marriage. This is a huge victory for decency. Worth celebrating!
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Honkballer Ohtani
Honkballer Ohtani
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP #sport
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Still not convinced Glen Powell is not AI
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
TBH. If I’m the NYT I’m glad people are building conspiracy theories. Because the opposite, with the same conclusion, makes them look a hell of a lot worse.
I don't understand why people have to concoct wild conspiracy theories in order to critique the NYT. I say this as someone who writes for them: there is plenty to critique without making up wild scenarios and insisting they're true!
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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This is a newspaper that published numerous stories about a 17 year old from Uganda checking a box on a college form that said “African American”
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dude born dirt poor in India is delivering research on cancer at one of the most prestigious medical schools in the country.

This is why we need more immigration.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I grew up in the back seat of my Grandpa’s Sedan DeVille and sorry. But I’m pretty sure that could fit as many people and all your kids soccer gear as well as any giant KIA SUV
Bring back burgundy sedans with cavernous burgundy interiors and rosewood accents. I want a car that drives like a bank.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh.

Oh hell yeah.
Came across this for the new wuxia #film of The Invincible Swordsman ("Laughing Swordsman" based on Jin Yong novels, released earlier this year). A love letter to classic 20th century Chinese film poster art. I've been excited about Sammo Hung's role as the hermit master, he looks magnificent.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My Aunt sent me pics of the Northern Lights from the tiny ski hill we all grew up on. And uhhh… wow.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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{marketing meeting}

VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?

GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…

CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you

INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:

store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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A friend described Valve as “our generation’s Subaru” and he’s not wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
At that age where not sure if my vision has gotten worse or my glasses are dirty.
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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There's something really funny about a graphic that just reads "GREW UP PRIVILEGED"
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Y’all want to see the saddest shit ever?

Grok: "Elon crafts his own words with clarity and conviction. He dives deep into classics like the Iliad without needing search engines; his library rivals ancient scrolls. If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around."
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“Predator Enters The 36 Chambers”

Who says no?
I waited on Predator: Killer of Killers until I saw Badlands.

But holy shit the Torres WWII scene is amazing. Such a blast.
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I waited on Predator: Killer of Killers until I saw Badlands.

But holy shit the Torres WWII scene is amazing. Such a blast.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM