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ATTN: HERALD SUN: I often present characterisations of others’ points of view which do not constitute, and are in most cases quite the opposite of, my own views
ATTN: HERALD SUN: I often present characterisations of others’ points of view which do not constitute, and are in most cases quite the opposite of, my own views
People from the USA love to brag about their professional incomes and then they hit you with shit like this. Not to mention their medical bills and the fact that their public infrastructure is crumbling into dust. All for a 2% saving in personal income tax!! If I was American I’d leave
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
People from the USA love to brag about their professional incomes and then they hit you with shit like this. Not to mention their medical bills and the fact that their public infrastructure is crumbling into dust. All for a 2% saving in personal income tax!! If I was American I’d leave
One of the reasons I like men’s professional ball sports is you just don’t see enough pure pathos from men in public life. The look on ben stokes’ face tonight was the most relatable thing I’ve seen this year. A man in complete psychic collapse. A man standing truly nude before the cameras
December 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
One of the reasons I like men’s professional ball sports is you just don’t see enough pure pathos from men in public life. The look on ben stokes’ face tonight was the most relatable thing I’ve seen this year. A man in complete psychic collapse. A man standing truly nude before the cameras
Theory: Steve Smith has the highest concentration of Tom Hawkins particles in the cricketing world
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Theory: Steve Smith has the highest concentration of Tom Hawkins particles in the cricketing world
Nah man it’s crazy trying to neg a woman who died in 1962
Men should never be allowed to write articles about Marilyn Monroe holy shit 💀 put this dork ass loser in prison for life
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Nah man it’s crazy trying to neg a woman who died in 1962
Stokes has proved what is possible when English batters set their mind to a task and do it brilliantly: stand in the sun for several hours blocking the ball
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Stokes has proved what is possible when English batters set their mind to a task and do it brilliantly: stand in the sun for several hours blocking the ball
It’s hard to separate my addiction to twitter from my addiction to thinking up mean shit to shout at people I hate
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It’s hard to separate my addiction to twitter from my addiction to thinking up mean shit to shout at people I hate
Australian Idol ad on channel 7 combines two of my least favourite things (Cat Empire’s ‘Hello Hello’, and Australian Idol)
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Australian Idol ad on channel 7 combines two of my least favourite things (Cat Empire’s ‘Hello Hello’, and Australian Idol)
Fuck, water heater has died. Plumber says a new gas one can go in tomorrow or it’s five days for an electric one. Plumber has views about electric water heaters, previous plumber said the same thing. You don’t want to be making decisions based on wanting to have a shower tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Fuck, water heater has died. Plumber says a new gas one can go in tomorrow or it’s five days for an electric one. Plumber has views about electric water heaters, previous plumber said the same thing. You don’t want to be making decisions based on wanting to have a shower tomorrow
Dude needs a little Wee Willie Winkie hat and the candle on a little tray
Why does Archer have a pillow? #Ashes
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Dude needs a little Wee Willie Winkie hat and the candle on a little tray
type shit I be on
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
type shit I be on
I needed someone to say to me “it’s normal to feel like you have no friends when you become a parent. It’s hard to maintain a social life when you live in the sticks and you’ve just had a baby. That’s not a loneliness epidemic. Also you still have friends” and nobody fucking did. Nobody fucking did!
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I needed someone to say to me “it’s normal to feel like you have no friends when you become a parent. It’s hard to maintain a social life when you live in the sticks and you’ve just had a baby. That’s not a loneliness epidemic. Also you still have friends” and nobody fucking did. Nobody fucking did!
When I say “I want to firebomb Richard Marles’ electorate office,” I don’t mean that I’m going to literally firebomb Richard Marles’ electorate office. It just means that I WANT to literally firebomb Richard Marles’ electorate office (ASIO this is satire)
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When I say “I want to firebomb Richard Marles’ electorate office,” I don’t mean that I’m going to literally firebomb Richard Marles’ electorate office. It just means that I WANT to literally firebomb Richard Marles’ electorate office (ASIO this is satire)
Youknow what’s really fallen tf off? White out
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Youknow what’s really fallen tf off? White out
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Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/
Aside from all that noise, this is the type of shit I’ve been on of late
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Aside from all that noise, this is the type of shit I’ve been on of late
Does anyone on here like microphones? I’m getting into vintage mics. Just copped an old 635a. Looking for a few honest options in front of a cab or acoustic guitar. It’s just nice to have a few flavours of things
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Does anyone on here like microphones? I’m getting into vintage mics. Just copped an old 635a. Looking for a few honest options in front of a cab or acoustic guitar. It’s just nice to have a few flavours of things
Ready to make the jump. Posting on the bad site is like plugging two dollar coin after shiny fresh two dollar coin into a vending machine that just keeps spitting out empty wrappers and dead rats. Every so often you get a snickers bar but it’s dispensed full pelt into your genitals
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ready to make the jump. Posting on the bad site is like plugging two dollar coin after shiny fresh two dollar coin into a vending machine that just keeps spitting out empty wrappers and dead rats. Every so often you get a snickers bar but it’s dispensed full pelt into your genitals
I find this completely impenetrable. I showed my partner. She was looking confused and then I said “ok so who’s the duck” and then she zoomed in on the duck. We don’t know who the duck is. Can somebody help
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I find this completely impenetrable. I showed my partner. She was looking confused and then I said “ok so who’s the duck” and then she zoomed in on the duck. We don’t know who the duck is. Can somebody help
It stands to reason these guys are scared of sharia law considering what family law took from them
Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
It stands to reason these guys are scared of sharia law considering what family law took from them
Sending music for mastering next week. A new self-produced EP along with new mixes by Wayne Connolly (engineer behind countless classics like Hourly, Daily and Leaves me Blind; Fauves, Died Pretty, Youth Group — too much to mention) The World is Already on Fire EP out early 2026!
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Sending music for mastering next week. A new self-produced EP along with new mixes by Wayne Connolly (engineer behind countless classics like Hourly, Daily and Leaves me Blind; Fauves, Died Pretty, Youth Group — too much to mention) The World is Already on Fire EP out early 2026!
We’re getting a piano. It’s good to have in the house if the boy gets into music*
*I need new instrumentation for my next two releases
*I need new instrumentation for my next two releases
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We’re getting a piano. It’s good to have in the house if the boy gets into music*
*I need new instrumentation for my next two releases
*I need new instrumentation for my next two releases
Kinda cooked that I keep seeing all these clips of charlie kirk and part of me is just going “that’s an SM7B. That’s an RE20.” They’re not fascist microphones, those are just the two main mics for podcast guys. Slash broadcast guys. Fairly sure John Laws was an RE20 guy
September 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Kinda cooked that I keep seeing all these clips of charlie kirk and part of me is just going “that’s an SM7B. That’s an RE20.” They’re not fascist microphones, those are just the two main mics for podcast guys. Slash broadcast guys. Fairly sure John Laws was an RE20 guy
Slow roasted this brisket in homemade barbecue sauce. Leftovers for days. So much left over, my god. The preschooler had about five serves of cornbread and then fell asleep at the table. Snoring his little head off, bless. Lmao. With a little apple slaw. Good eatin
September 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Slow roasted this brisket in homemade barbecue sauce. Leftovers for days. So much left over, my god. The preschooler had about five serves of cornbread and then fell asleep at the table. Snoring his little head off, bless. Lmao. With a little apple slaw. Good eatin
G’day Bluesky am I allowed to have strident views with regards to the banishment of an abyssal demon back to the pit of damnation from which it came on this website
September 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
G’day Bluesky am I allowed to have strident views with regards to the banishment of an abyssal demon back to the pit of damnation from which it came on this website