Lucretius Bourgeois
@maviscruet.bsky.social
Lefty, office boy, ageing goth. he/him. Likes Everton, video games, Cricket and Landlords.
Whilst there is definitely justified criticism of England in #TheAshes, I really appreciate that they have considered the impact of 25 late nights back home and decided we can sleep better if they finish it in 12.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Whilst there is definitely justified criticism of England in #TheAshes, I really appreciate that they have considered the impact of 25 late nights back home and decided we can sleep better if they finish it in 12.
Is this the first time Steve Smith has been captain since he oversaw flagrant cheating? Well it's nice to give a cheat a second chance, I suppose. I do believe in rehabilitation.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Is this the first time Steve Smith has been captain since he oversaw flagrant cheating? Well it's nice to give a cheat a second chance, I suppose. I do believe in rehabilitation.
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Thames Water boss addressing shareholders on its half year profits of £400 million
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Thames Water boss addressing shareholders on its half year profits of £400 million
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I do not consent to the cultural ubiquity of Stephen Fry!
January 5, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I do not consent to the cultural ubiquity of Stephen Fry!
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
Sadly I can't quote the original post. But whilst a lot of Holly is spiny, not all leaves are. Sometimes this is higher up. It's partly linked to what gets eaten I think.
Simplistically leaves out of reach of deer don't need spikes*
*It's more complicated I think
Simplistically leaves out of reach of deer don't need spikes*
*It's more complicated I think
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sadly I can't quote the original post. But whilst a lot of Holly is spiny, not all leaves are. Sometimes this is higher up. It's partly linked to what gets eaten I think.
Simplistically leaves out of reach of deer don't need spikes*
*It's more complicated I think
Simplistically leaves out of reach of deer don't need spikes*
*It's more complicated I think
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/noclip's YouTube discovery has dropped off a cliff in 2025 so just gonna keep posting this as it's one of our most anticipated projects in years. Also we're really proud of it. Check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations
YouTube video by /noclip
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
/noclip's YouTube discovery has dropped off a cliff in 2025 so just gonna keep posting this as it's one of our most anticipated projects in years. Also we're really proud of it. Check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
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And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
Who'd have thought that Sunday's main dickhead would be an actual MP losing his shit on BSky!
It's your day off, spend time with people you like.
It's your day off, spend time with people you like.
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Who'd have thought that Sunday's main dickhead would be an actual MP losing his shit on BSky!
It's your day off, spend time with people you like.
It's your day off, spend time with people you like.
With three goals from near halfway in a week, is the sweeper keeper going to have to be reconsidered?
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
With three goals from near halfway in a week, is the sweeper keeper going to have to be reconsidered?
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Our volunteers are holding a fundraising stall at the Selby Abbey Christmas Fair today, open 10am to 4pm. Free entry! Do come along and see us🎄
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Our volunteers are holding a fundraising stall at the Selby Abbey Christmas Fair today, open 10am to 4pm. Free entry! Do come along and see us🎄
Fun eel facts subtly hiding awareness and protection of weird long fish
A reminder that eels are critically endangered and are still a major part of the licit and illicit economy in Asia, Europe, and parts of the US (lookin’ at you, Maine)
Valuable eels are in decline all over the world, leading to a new push for restrictions on trade to try to help stave off extinction.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fun eel facts subtly hiding awareness and protection of weird long fish
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Blue Friday 💙💙
These @JackGrealish signed shirt, & cut out are going to be raffled tomorrow at midday.
£10 per entry, via DM and all profits will be split between @AnthonyNolan & @DKMS_uk to help fight blood cancer.
Draw will be made by online generator.
These @JackGrealish signed shirt, & cut out are going to be raffled tomorrow at midday.
£10 per entry, via DM and all profits will be split between @AnthonyNolan & @DKMS_uk to help fight blood cancer.
Draw will be made by online generator.
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Blue Friday 💙💙
These @JackGrealish signed shirt, & cut out are going to be raffled tomorrow at midday.
£10 per entry, via DM and all profits will be split between @AnthonyNolan & @DKMS_uk to help fight blood cancer.
Draw will be made by online generator.
These @JackGrealish signed shirt, & cut out are going to be raffled tomorrow at midday.
£10 per entry, via DM and all profits will be split between @AnthonyNolan & @DKMS_uk to help fight blood cancer.
Draw will be made by online generator.
I love all those things that Labour fans say Labour have done but actually haven't, are being dropped one by one. Truly the party of business.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I love all those things that Labour fans say Labour have done but actually haven't, are being dropped one by one. Truly the party of business.
Happy thanksgiving to Americans. May you all swap smallpox blankets or whatever you do these days.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Happy thanksgiving to Americans. May you all swap smallpox blankets or whatever you do these days.
Lowly worm (complimentary)
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Lowly worm (complimentary)
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Here's a video rattling through the songs of our gig with InCORdis youtu.be/t0M-S-FkX6w?...
My favourite song is us all together at about 12 minutes. (Ay Carmela)
My favourite song is us all together at about 12 minutes. (Ay Carmela)
2025 INCORDIS i COMMONERS CHOIR
YouTube video by IgnasiSegon1
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Here's a video rattling through the songs of our gig with InCORdis youtu.be/t0M-S-FkX6w?...
My favourite song is us all together at about 12 minutes. (Ay Carmela)
My favourite song is us all together at about 12 minutes. (Ay Carmela)
Always a good time to remind you that YOU DO NOT CROSS A PICKET LINE.
Solidarity with @teamsters.bsky.social , who sanctioned our strike nationwide and won't be delivering food, picking up trash, or bringing packages across picket lines! ✊🔥
#NoContractNoCoffee
#NoContractNoCoffee
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Always a good time to remind you that YOU DO NOT CROSS A PICKET LINE.
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Um... is that the Emperor of mankind on the Golden Throne, a mostly dead husk of a person who oversees absolutely inhumane conditions and expects total obedience?
The president of the United States is insane. Full stop.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Um... is that the Emperor of mankind on the Golden Throne, a mostly dead husk of a person who oversees absolutely inhumane conditions and expects total obedience?
Do any lovely artists or photographers (probably UK based) do jigsaws?
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Do any lovely artists or photographers (probably UK based) do jigsaws?
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Not really a bit of knowledge as much as getting a reference. The Animal Friendship spell in BG3 has changed the 5e symbol for it to the hand gesture used by Crocodile Dundee in the 1986 movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Not really a bit of knowledge as much as getting a reference. The Animal Friendship spell in BG3 has changed the 5e symbol for it to the hand gesture used by Crocodile Dundee in the 1986 movie.
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[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]