Lucretius Bourgeois
@maviscruet.bsky.social
Lefty, office boy, ageing goth. he/him. Likes Everton, video games, Cricket and Landlords.
What a shambles. It's impressive that everyone hates the swp
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What a shambles. It's impressive that everyone hates the swp
I wish I'd leant more into biology and taxonomy to understand more things.
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I wish I'd leant more into biology and taxonomy to understand more things.
If they're well designed they'll be well insulated. Ideal for a cool box for picnics, or parties.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If they're well designed they'll be well insulated. Ideal for a cool box for picnics, or parties.
It was epic for a minute there. Even a tiny bit of hail.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It was epic for a minute there. Even a tiny bit of hail.
Shame he didn't donate shin pads
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Shame he didn't donate shin pads
I suppose that's where the problem came in, I used to get sent promo CDs back then and felt obliged to listen to them. So it became my problem.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I suppose that's where the problem came in, I used to get sent promo CDs back then and felt obliged to listen to them. So it became my problem.
I think I first noticed this with music. With no barriers to making music in your bedroom and sending it to people, a lot more people than should have decided to do it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I think I first noticed this with music. With no barriers to making music in your bedroom and sending it to people, a lot more people than should have decided to do it.
Are mergansers ducks? They don't, and I don't mean this disrespectfully, look very ducky. More like cormorants.
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Are mergansers ducks? They don't, and I don't mean this disrespectfully, look very ducky. More like cormorants.
As long as they stop falling over. I value my plants
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
As long as they stop falling over. I value my plants
"Just one small roast potato for me", said nobody, ever
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Just one small roast potato for me", said nobody, ever
I love that gif. I'm torn between that and this at my favourite
a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat with skull and crossbones on it
Alt: a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat with skull and crossbones on it
He's doing a "tadum tish" drum roll for a pun and looking weary about it
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I love that gif. I'm torn between that and this at my favourite
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Spreadsheets on the go? Don't mind if I do
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Spreadsheets on the go? Don't mind if I do
He'll be living under the sea with Dagon by the time he needs to worry about it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
He'll be living under the sea with Dagon by the time he needs to worry about it.
You know they'd sue even if that was your family name.
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
You know they'd sue even if that was your family name.
That's a remarkably specific niche
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
That's a remarkably specific niche
Abbey Park seems obscure. I got sent one of their albums about twenty years ago and for 21st century goth it wasn't too bad!
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Abbey Park seems obscure. I got sent one of their albums about twenty years ago and for 21st century goth it wasn't too bad!
State intervention stops people going out and begging for alms, like Jesus intended
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
State intervention stops people going out and begging for alms, like Jesus intended
Has he added a kiss to the end of that?
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Has he added a kiss to the end of that?
But if you imagine him saying "Big Brother is watching you" in his actual voice it's almost like a Muppets version.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
But if you imagine him saying "Big Brother is watching you" in his actual voice it's almost like a Muppets version.
I went shopping earlier this week without having eaten anything, came home ate six mince pies for breakfast. It was marvellous
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I went shopping earlier this week without having eaten anything, came home ate six mince pies for breakfast. It was marvellous
Turns out you can still like people after they have been very wrong on a public forum
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Turns out you can still like people after they have been very wrong on a public forum