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Such a baby. They took my country away from me after I took it away from them and the ultimate insult was they were black and he’s not been able to handle it. Racist little mamas boy.

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Terry Baucher @trabaq.bsky.social · Sep 11

Just chilling giving plasma, my 8th so far. The person opposite me is making their 60th donation - legend!

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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · Sep 10

Area man who dropped out of college and worked at his dad’s business before becoming premier and only showing up for work 50% of the time stands on the lawn of the home he inherited from his mom to tell young people that if they can’t find a job it’s because they’re not looking hard enough.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · Sep 4

Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.

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Charlotte Prong @charlotteprong.bsky.social · Sep 3

Carney is offering Canadians nothing but austerity and cozying up to fascists. He’s Poilievre in a better suit.

Celeste Trianon @celeste.lgbt · Sep 3

This headline should, in a reasonable world, create a national scandal that topples the Carney government.

In a reasonable world under a reasonably competent government, we would be actively seeking to distance ourselves from the U.S.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Project 2025 mastermind invited to speak at Carney's cabinet meeting | CBC News

A prominent conservative figure in American politics and the mastermind behind Project 2025 — the infamous policy blueprint that proposed a drastic overhaul of the U.S. government — will speak to Prim...

www.cbc.ca

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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · Sep 3

A book is a tree that makes you hallucinate vividly

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Matthew Parkhill @matthewparkhill.bsky.social · Aug 31

A guy who spends a lot of time criticizing others on here blocked me for this. Such a Donald move.

Matthew Parkhill @matthewparkhill.bsky.social · Aug 30

My comment was referring to the narcissistic dick Emmett

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Matthew Parkhill @matthewparkhill.bsky.social · Aug 30

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Matthew Parkhill @matthewparkhill.bsky.social · Aug 30

@emmettmacfarlane.com
A “fan” who takes immense pleasure watching his team fail. That is the opposite of a fan.

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Matthew Parkhill @matthewparkhill.bsky.social · Aug 30

Not a fan.

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Matthew Parkhill @matthewparkhill.bsky.social · Aug 30

Why are you laughing? The last thing you are is a fan of this team

Matthew Parkhill @matthewparkhill.bsky.social · Aug 30

I’m so happy for you

Matthew Parkhill @matthewparkhill.bsky.social · Aug 29

The only advice he was given was from a volunteer who told him go to the parking garage that was uphill and far away which he clearly couldn’t do.

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Charlotte Prong @charlotteprong.bsky.social · Aug 29

Every single time I am at the hospital (which is frequently) there’s an older, often disabled person flummoxed by the parking machines. I help them but what happens when no one is around? A lot of technology sucks

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Matthew Parkhill @matthewparkhill.bsky.social · Aug 29

Can confirm

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · Aug 29

"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully, so effortlessly. I was like, 'I have to work with this guy.'"

😂😂😂😂

Meet Cory Booker's (fake) political consultant, played by Zeteo's very own @heycapello.

"No one does it like Cory."

zeteo.com/subscribe

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