MBC
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I wanted to be John Carmack and Joe Meno, but I’m just me. book of short stories at https://stupidwaytodie.com https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/matthew-brian-cohen
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Congratulations, you came up with a scenario more pathetic than using AI
They should reach out to the White House to confirm
“appeared to be AI” implying the NY Times thinks there is a possibility the video of Trump flying a fighter jet and dumping diarrhea was real
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
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Really satisfying seeing this dipshit — who I’m sure thinks of himself as a real tough guy — eat concrete
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
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The only thing that anyone ever needs to know about Bill Ackman is that he once joined a group of avid long distance bikers from NYC to Montauk and back without training or preparation, arrogant in his ability to "lead the pack" and ended up screaming in agony
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Guys who crawled up into fame by running small businesses and mastering SEO and cloutchasing being more right wing than people who mastered a collaborative art form seems pretty intuitive to me
just an observation but it does seem like the entertainment class of tiktok lifestyle influencers and reality stars is going to be way more right wing than actors, directors, and tv/movie writers.
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
There are 2 positions in the debate about sticking your dick in a rat trap:

1. I’ve barely stuck my dick in a rat trap. It sounds like it’d hurt.
2. I’ve invested a lot of time sticking my dick in various traps. It’s transformed my dick.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
I wish that, instead of the Titanic, James Cameron got really into Starcraft
Fedora is also another good choice.

If you want to learn the Linux command line, I really recommend the book The Linux Command Line by William Shotts
Most Linux desktops are in a place where you can just use them and don’t need to touch the command line. I would install something like Linux Mint or Ubuntu and try it out.
This garbage is the reason you should switch to Linux / FreeBSD! I guarantee you will have a better time with the computer
the powers that be want you to know less about your computer. they are taking away your beautiful file pathing, keyboard inputs, considered mouse clicks, and expertise of your OS. everything will soon be done by mumbling into the open air and praying it works correctly. this is a nightmare.
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
I think there will be at least 3 different MAGA splinter groups all with their own fake Trump “AI”, and at least one Trump son insisting he can channel the Donald Trump’s spirit.

In this ending, JC Denton blew up Area 51 and also merged with Helios
Way too many people seem convinced that the day Trump dies all this somehow goes away.

People will snap out of it. No one will be able to harness his base.

I think this is simply wrong. But I also think Trump will still be “speaking” to MAGA after he’s gone.
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calling Sarah Squirm's snl character "jewface" is so funny. she is literally jewish! that's her real face! it's like getting mad at Kenan Thompson for doing "blackface" lmao
A phenomenal album; the best Phish has sounded in the studio. I would recommend this album to anyone even if they do not like jam bands! The longest song on the album is about 6 minutes.
Billy Breathes was released 29 years ago today. #phish
If Chris Farley could’ve gotten sober, he would’ve been great in a six episode arc on Better Call Saul
I’m only voting for politicians that will hold Nuremberg trials for everyone who works for ICE/DHS, top to bottom
The entire incident is infuriating and terrifying. She’s a Latina woman who was working a service job. On her way home late at night, with her headphones in, she was detained for an hour by masked federal agents who wouldn’t give her their names.
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Barack Obama had this and used it to defund ACORN
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
What is it like waking up in the body of a corporation, instead of a person? I’d love to know from someone who cursed themselves to live it