Mat Ryer
@matryer.bsky.social
Computer boy. Comedy. Music. Podcaster, Conference emcee, Author. Games. Album ‘Bedtime Lies’ is out now. https://open.spotify.com/album/0XjLb33D1xlK8zft6HGONM?si=TPSu0aJySUqsWFgC9jQNTA
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elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro
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Might put the clock back again tonight. Take the extra hour in bed again. Make it a regular thing. See what happens.
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Might put the clock back again tonight. Take the extra hour in bed again. Make it a regular thing. See what happens.
The England flags in my home town are useful for knowing where all the twats live.
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The England flags in my home town are useful for knowing where all the twats live.
Fesshole: whenever my family recommend a TV show or film to me, I avoid it knowing it won’t be for me.
We haven’t really seen eye to eye since The Bill.
We haven’t really seen eye to eye since The Bill.
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Fesshole: whenever my family recommend a TV show or film to me, I avoid it knowing it won’t be for me.
We haven’t really seen eye to eye since The Bill.
We haven’t really seen eye to eye since The Bill.
I’ve just seen a new song appear on Beatles Anthology 4.
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’ve just seen a new song appear on Beatles Anthology 4.
Ohh some Beatles Anthology 4 tracks have dropped.
October 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ohh some Beatles Anthology 4 tracks have dropped.
Figured out why it got so cold out.
October 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Figured out why it got so cold out.
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Just measured this and it's exactly twelve inches!
January 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just measured this and it's exactly twelve inches!
I have two tickets for Aunty Donna at the Hammersmith Apollo tonight if anyone’s interested?
Can’t make it due to probably Covid.
Can’t make it due to probably Covid.
October 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have two tickets for Aunty Donna at the Hammersmith Apollo tonight if anyone’s interested?
Can’t make it due to probably Covid.
Can’t make it due to probably Covid.
Every time I read about crypto, I cry, and then turn over.
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Every time I read about crypto, I cry, and then turn over.
Brian Conley was fantastic tonight as Doc in Back to the Future at the Adelphi Theatre.
October 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Brian Conley was fantastic tonight as Doc in Back to the Future at the Adelphi Theatre.
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“We’re kind of allergic to hype.” — Raj Dutt, CEO of Grafana Labs
The #ObservabilityCON keynote is live on demand.
See the announcements across:
🤖 Actually useful AI
☁️ SaaS economics reimagined
🔍 Complexity simplified
https://www.youtube.com/live/MJXpfFgFCjg?si=2T8e8i7_SpBXqQUl
The #ObservabilityCON keynote is live on demand.
See the announcements across:
🤖 Actually useful AI
☁️ SaaS economics reimagined
🔍 Complexity simplified
https://www.youtube.com/live/MJXpfFgFCjg?si=2T8e8i7_SpBXqQUl
October 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
“We’re kind of allergic to hype.” — Raj Dutt, CEO of Grafana Labs
The #ObservabilityCON keynote is live on demand.
See the announcements across:
🤖 Actually useful AI
☁️ SaaS economics reimagined
🔍 Complexity simplified
https://www.youtube.com/live/MJXpfFgFCjg?si=2T8e8i7_SpBXqQUl
The #ObservabilityCON keynote is live on demand.
See the announcements across:
🤖 Actually useful AI
☁️ SaaS economics reimagined
🔍 Complexity simplified
https://www.youtube.com/live/MJXpfFgFCjg?si=2T8e8i7_SpBXqQUl
Counterpoint: it is quite useful having phrases that mean things.
Any time I'm on a teams meeting, I keep score of how many times people say the following: "touch base, moving forward, best practice and on the same page"
October 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Counterpoint: it is quite useful having phrases that mean things.
I’m like this but for toast.
Tim Dowling: I love books – but can’t remember anything about the ones I’ve just read
Tim Dowling: I love books – but can’t remember anything about the ones I’ve just read
In bed I lie awake, staring at the books on my nightstand, trying to remember a single salient fact about any of them
www.theguardian.com
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I’m like this but for toast.
Might binge Sharky and George.
October 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Might binge Sharky and George.
Can you install apps on them?
Had to wear smart shoes for the first time in months. Couldn't find polish. Running late. Shined them up them with olive oil. Worked a treat. Might try sunflower oil next time as cheaper.
September 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Can you install apps on them?
I can’t explain it but there’s a bit near where I live that always smells like a tuna melt.
September 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I can’t explain it but there’s a bit near where I live that always smells like a tuna melt.
Typical Android user.
Every year my husband watches Apple product announcements like it's a major sporting event. The sad bastard. If he knew, he'd be wondering why I'm shagging his best mate, we can all guess why.
September 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Typical Android user.
Oh I thought it was Mick Jogger because he always wears joggers. But it turns out he wears jaggers.
September 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Oh I thought it was Mick Jogger because he always wears joggers. But it turns out he wears jaggers.
How much storage do you physically own?
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
How much storage do you physically own?
My mate’s mate accidentally took my USB- C cable and I received this today.
September 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My mate’s mate accidentally took my USB- C cable and I received this today.
