Mat Ryer
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Mat Ryer
@matryer.bsky.social
Computer boy. Comedy. Music. Podcaster, Conference emcee, Author. Games. Album ‘Bedtime Lies’ is out now. https://open.spotify.com/album/0XjLb33D1xlK8zft6HGONM?si=TPSu0aJySUqsWFgC9jQNTA
But it was rude of the AI to shout back ‘ME TOO’!
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
No? Just me?
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Tea leaf.
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Carpel tunnel from too much chutney use?
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It’s fine, don’t worry about it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I refuse to take part in all of those kinds of things this month. I call that ‘November’.
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Community service has changed.
October 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Oh yeah when you made Wheetus feel like even more of a dirtbag for misunderstanding your joke.
October 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Oh Kennel like a dogs kennel? I just got it. Wait, is that where the band name came from?
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Wise bloke. But then he also had a song about stealing 100 packets of throat lozenges so, not sure.
October 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
More people accept cookies these days.
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ah, that’s more like how I’ve seen it done.
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Interesting technique.
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This tweet makes you sound like Norman Bates.
October 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I wasn’t prepared for him to be holding an apple.
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
There’s a lot of infighting when you’re not in the room. The Dark Rotbum people don’t know how to play nice.
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM