Martin
@martin67.bsky.social
The Tweeter formerly known by very few people as SmartUK. Not, however, a small car. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner. 🏴🇬🇧 🇪🇺
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Ready to unburden yourself? Click to confess: http://b3ta.com/addfess
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ready to unburden yourself? Click to confess: http://b3ta.com/addfess
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Marco Rubio knew the truth 9 years ago, but he sold his soul for power. Yet he was correct: He will one day have to explain his support for Trump, and this is not going to end well.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Marco Rubio knew the truth 9 years ago, but he sold his soul for power. Yet he was correct: He will one day have to explain his support for Trump, and this is not going to end well.
Sunset’s hitting the clouds so hard right now that it’s colouring everything!👌
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sunset’s hitting the clouds so hard right now that it’s colouring everything!👌
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she's with Jesus but he isn't!
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
she's with Jesus but he isn't!
@actualnames.bsky.social Exuperius Parsons
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
@actualnames.bsky.social Exuperius Parsons
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Trump, with no authority to do so, demands the airspace “above and surrounding” Venezuela be closed as he threatens to bomb and invade the country.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump, with no authority to do so, demands the airspace “above and surrounding” Venezuela be closed as he threatens to bomb and invade the country.
@dreamfactorypod.bsky.social Sorry for mixing-up my slasher movies… 😬
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@dreamfactorypod.bsky.social Sorry for mixing-up my slasher movies… 😬
Feat. a long-overdue Nuno Bettencourt reference 🎸 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
Doctor Who and the Silurians (Part One)
Podcast Episode · A Wheezing Groaning Sound · 27/11/2025 · 1h 24m
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November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Feat. a long-overdue Nuno Bettencourt reference 🎸 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
There has to be some sort of sanction or penalty on a political party that reneges on its election manifesto promises - it’s akin to false advertising.
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
There has to be some sort of sanction or penalty on a political party that reneges on its election manifesto promises - it’s akin to false advertising.
@inclined2improvise.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving Michelle! 🫡🇬🇧
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@inclined2improvise.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving Michelle! 🫡🇬🇧
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Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
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Trump’s extortion campaign continues. This time with Northwestern University reportedly capitulating to the tune of $75 million.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
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November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Trump’s extortion campaign continues. This time with Northwestern University reportedly capitulating to the tune of $75 million.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
The party of the workers… Labour ditches day-one protection from unfair dismissal in U-turn www.bbc.com/news/article...
Labour ditches day-one protection from unfair dismissal in U-turn
The right will now be introduced after six months, in a breach of Labour's election manifesto.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The party of the workers… Labour ditches day-one protection from unfair dismissal in U-turn www.bbc.com/news/article...
Henry makes the heart grow Fonda.
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Henry makes the heart grow Fonda.
“I read somewhere that Tolkien had to edit-out passages describing the tree people behaving inappropriately with saplings.”
“Nonce ents?”
“No, it’s true…”
“Nonce ents?”
“No, it’s true…”
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
“I read somewhere that Tolkien had to edit-out passages describing the tree people behaving inappropriately with saplings.”
“Nonce ents?”
“No, it’s true…”
“Nonce ents?”
“No, it’s true…”
Lewis Macleod, folks! #DeadRingers www.instagram.com/reel/DRhGfkE...
undefined on Instagram: "scaminterceptorsThe scammer was pretty chatty, man #ScamInterceptors #BBCScamSafeView all 84 comments"
scaminterceptorsThe scammer was pretty chatty, man #ScamInterceptors #BBCScamSafe
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November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Lewis Macleod, folks! #DeadRingers www.instagram.com/reel/DRhGfkE...
Merry…what?! 🤣 www.instagram.com/reel/DRe5m_T...
Alexis Sapp on Instagram: "Sorry granny!
This seasonal classic ends up in my feed every year (or Eric sends it to me when it shows up in his). It’s one of my favorites—up there with the goths glow s...
Get the inside scoop on the most popular Instagram reels and memes that are making waves online. From funny holiday clips to relatable moments, find out what's got everyone talking and share your own ...
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November 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Merry…what?! 🤣 www.instagram.com/reel/DRe5m_T...
Reaching for a racist angle www.instagram.com/reel/DRhiG6u...
LBC Radio on Instagram: "A Union flag exhibition in Brighton has been cancelled and caller Lorna thinks she knows why."
8,959 likes, 1,193 comments - lbc on November 26, 2025: "A Union flag exhibition in Brighton has been cancelled and caller Lorna thinks she knows why.".
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November 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Reaching for a racist angle www.instagram.com/reel/DRhiG6u...
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People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.
Thanet - pull up!
A big, big thanks to Glasgow last night for a fab evening. Tonight, we’re heading to Newcastle for our antepenultimate gig of the tour.
Not many tickets left for that or for Pocklington on Friday. We’re also in Herne Bay on 4 December. More info here: brianbilston.com/events/
Not many tickets left for that or for Pocklington on Friday. We’re also in Herne Bay on 4 December. More info here: brianbilston.com/events/
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Thanet - pull up!
AWD arsehole karma www.instagram.com/reel/DM-g9Ow...
@instantkarmazone on Instagram: "Follow (us) @instantkarmazone for more!"
Instant karma is the best, and we've got the top moments that showcase people helping strangers and performing random acts of kindness. From sweet surprises to heartwarming interactions, our video wil...
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November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
AWD arsehole karma www.instagram.com/reel/DM-g9Ow...
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Net migration fell sharply agaim to 204,000 in the year to June 2025, having been 344k in 2024 and 848k in 2023. But falling immigration has been the biggest secret - and it is time for the media and political debate to catch up with this change
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
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UK net migration fell to 204,000 in year to June - live updates
Net migration, the difference between those entering and leaving the country, was 345,000 in 2024 according to revised figures.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Net migration fell sharply agaim to 204,000 in the year to June 2025, having been 344k in 2024 and 848k in 2023. But falling immigration has been the biggest secret - and it is time for the media and political debate to catch up with this change
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
No, you’re crying… www.instagram.com/reel/DRQwOFj...
Mark Howard on Instagram
1M likes, 10K comments - looserudder on November 19, 2025
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November 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
No, you’re crying… www.instagram.com/reel/DRQwOFj...
The scariest of bowlers had the biggest smile 😀 www.instagram.com/reel/DRes1mW...
Score Barbados on Instagram: "Witness Curtly Ambrose's incredibly slow delivery to Ian Healy during a 1992-93 Benson & Hedges World Series Cup match against Australia.
The video highlights Ambrose's...
19K likes, 79 comments - score.bb on November 25, 2025: "Witness Curtly Ambrose's incredibly slow delivery to Ian Healy during a 1992-93 Benson & Hedges World Series Cup match against Australia.
The...
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November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The scariest of bowlers had the biggest smile 😀 www.instagram.com/reel/DRes1mW...